kinda douchey

Favorite timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme, my FAVORITE THING TO DO. IT’S TIME FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WWE COMMENTARY WITH SHANNON YAYYYYYYYYY though it should prob just be called Wrestling Commentary with Shannon bc I do people out of the wwe sometimes too. 

Growly baby, grr. 

LISTEN LISTEN OKAY HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND LOVEY HERE WOWEE WOW I am in love wow

Listen to me, this gif. Thsi fucking gif is the sexiest thing I have ever ever ever seen in my entrie life. LIKE THE HAIR PUSH BACK THE LITTLE BREKTHY TURNING INTO A SMIRK LIEK LSGM.G mfl

HE IS BITING. AND HAS MOUTH GUARD. BITING. MOUTH. GUARD. BELT. Too much, overload sorry goodbye. 

Like, this pic is super hot but all I can focus on in knee bear. Who I have named Koda. After Brother Bear. 

HOW HOT, HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN. 

Like, I don’t think I’ve ever watned someone to flip me off more??? How is he so hot? 

He looks so good in this outfit, like this whole ensemble is 1000/10. Tie me up with the tie, I would be okay with it. 

Sweet lil baby peach. :’) I love this so. 

okay okay okay but hear me out… Imagine him looking up at you like that when you’re scolding him or something, like and you look back and you’re like what? AND THEN BAM YOU GET FUCKED. 

In case you all didn’t know I AM IN LOVE WITH THE MOUTH GUARD OKAY THANKS BYE

He looks so cute here. Like one of those pop punk band bassists or something okay. (also looks like a fuck boy but eh) 


He looks so good in this jean vest thingy??? Like??? WH Y D OESN’T HE WEAR IT MORE BURY MY ASS IN THIS VEST. 

Cute lil baby peach :’) Honestly can you believe. 

Come bite me next daddy. 

Okay but lemme tell you. How fucked this picture has me. WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO GoOD TO ME WHAT THE FUCK OKAY HIS HAIR IS DOING THE OVERWORKEd FLIPPY THING YOU KNOW YOU KNOW AND HE’S PROBS PANTING AND SWEATTY AND  AOJ:SFLCKCMRCGJIO WHAT THE FUCK I AM OFFENDED. 

He looks so relaxed and gym ready here I’m. 

OKAY BUT LOOK AT BABY PETEY PEACH I AM SO HAPPY AND LIKE HE LOOKS SO GOOD???? WAS THERE EVER A TIME HE DIDN’T LOOK GOOD? NOPE, NAH, FOREVER SERVING LOOKS> 

This. This fucking. Image. OF bEAUTY OKAY YOU GOT THE VEST THING THAT I HEART EYES SO HARD AND HIS HAIR LOOKS SO FANTASTIC AND HES GOT THE WRIST BANDS AND THE TIGHT PANTS AND TH E G AUGE AND I AM JUST CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE? 

Listen. Listen okay. This picture has got me fucked up for more than one reason. FIRST OFF HIS DOG IS SO CUTE I LOVE? SECOND, LIL STUD HAS HIS LIL STUD IN LIKE HOW CUTE DOES HE LOOK WITH A NOSE PIERCING I AM SCREECHING IT IS SO GOOD TO ME, THIRD, HE’S DOING THE BEANIE AND HOOD LOOK WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAV THINGS, I KNOW IT IS KINDA DOUCHEY LOOKING BUT I LOVE THE BEANIE HOOD THING I AM JUST NKCOSLDF: IN AWE. 

“Shannon how many biting pics do you have?” Ya know what, maybe if this BOY DIDN’T BITE EVERYTHING IWOULDN’T HAVE THIS MANY, HOW ABOUT THAT CAROL? 

SEE SEE, LOOK HE BITES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, IT’S NOT MY FAULT BABY HAS A BITING KINK (even though, pls I am available to be bitten.) 

Look how cute and sweet he looks here okay, I LOVE HIM RIGHT HERE THIS PICTURE IS SO GOOD TO ME LIKE WHEN I DID A CUTE LIL PIZZA DATE THIS IS WHAT I IMAIHNED OKAY

Yeah, you guys, he was Team Rocket ADN HE FOUGHT PIKACHU I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BOY

Lil bean took a selfie in a giant bean

GLORIUS PHOTO, HANG THIS EVERYWHERE I WANT IT PLASTERED ON EACH OF MY WALLS. 

Contribution to bae’s @hardcorewwetrash Thirst Party Saturday. 

(BMC) A Guy That He'd Never Be Into, Song Parody

Parody: A Guy That He’d Never Be Into
Song: A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into
By: Be More Chill, The Musical

Credit to @lootboxing for letting me use their 100% amazing idea!!

Sorry for changing it a bit– Rough idea now is that Michael always liked Jeremy and was planning on asking him out soon, but then Jeremy takes the squip and Michael realizes that now that he’s changed, he never can ask him.
So yeah.
Happy stuff™.

Also, sorry for some out-of-rhythm parts!! This was super hard to do!!!

~*~

(MICHAEL)
Say there’s this person you hang with every weekend
You both like to get stoned, heh
You’re used to calling him your best friend, definitely
From the beginning of kindergarten
But then something changes…
And he changes…

From a guy that I used to be into,
He’s now a guy that I cannot be into, (into)
Because I’m a guy that he’d never be into, (into)
Just a guy that he’d never be into (into)

I’m not worth it
Seriously…. I’m not

{Skip Jeremy/Squip part}

Say there’s a person that you always knew very well
(He is totally straight, give up)
You thought you’d be a team but now you can tell
He’s gone.

And I’m just a guy that he’d never be into (into)
A guy that he’d never be into (into)
He’s a guy I’m still totally into (into)
But I’m a guy that he’ll never be into

Am I worth it?
Not really….

(He’s too cool now!)

I don’t always fit in with other students around
I’m usually in the background
There are so many people that I’d need to impress
And honestly, I’m just a mess

Guess I’m never gonna confess
Suppress
I guess the romance part of me will rest
I guess a part of me will have to
Suppress

Guess I’m never gonna confess
Suppress
I guess the romance part of me will rest
I guess a part of me will have to
Suppress

Guess I’m never gonna—

Back to present day now
I know that it’s sad, but it’s totally true…

I’m a guy that he’d never be into
He’s a guy that I shouldn’t be into

Yeah

Two guys having problems with ‘into’
So….

Bye.

Dating Elliot Alderson part 2

lmao, so my last part got surprisingly a lot of reblogs which is a fuckin surprise because I’m absolute shit at writing but i decided to do a part 2. If you haven’t read part one click here to read it (part 1)

☼ shy lil bab
☼ takes 10 years to text back
☼ sometimes he’ll realize how lonely he was before you and how much he loves you, so he’ll just go up to you and embrace you outta nowhere and you won’t even question it, and you guys will just stay like  that for a while

☼ I love el so much omg
☼ sometimes he’ll get overwhelmed and not want your affection and just want to be alone and that’s okay because you love and understand him

☼ shopping for a new microwave with him

☼ sometimes he’ll b kinda douchey and ignore you but it’s only cuz he’s doing work (lmao we all know work is slang for hacking with el)

☼ whenever you give him blowjobs he’s always really shy at first and tries to hide his moans but the moment he gains confidence he’s talking so much “fuck your such a good slut for me ” type of talk 
☼ 100% has a power kink, will tie you down, and not do anything for a while (like shit you won’t even know if he’s there) and then like fucking putting a vibrator in you

☼ baby cooks so well I love him

☼ him trying to hide his smile as he talks about you to Krista

Fake Mark Merch?

Idk if this actually is Mark’s thing or if he is wearing someone elses merch, but it does seem to be his own thing. I mean, the “m” dude.

So. If that’s the case, why no Warfstache? Why that grainy, yet shiny faded at the bottom design…?

Fake Mark, perhaps? The guy that fucked over Damien? I mean, the warfstache has been very symbolic of the channel for a long as time (the beginning?)… ???

If it is Fake Mark, it makes sense. Cutting his friends out of the picture. I mean the design just feels kinda douchey (dont get me wrong i like it) but??? idk. bright, shiny. blinding almost. ???

am i looking too deep now?

idk dude

Except that the men standing in line to see the My Little Pony movie weren’t “fat old men who want to fuck ponies”, they were fans of My Little Pony who paid money to see it. Who are you to tell them what movies they are and aren’t allowed to see?

“They literally all look like sex offenders.”

And what, pray tell, does a sex offender look like? Because from what I understand, a sex offender can look like pretty much anybody. And anyway, isn’t judging somebody by their appearance kinda douchey?

Shit like this is why I’m nervous about going to see the movie when it comes out next week (UK timezone). I’m not exactly the best looking guy around, and I’d prefer not to be judged just for going to see a movie. I mean, I could just pirate it, but I’ve been a fan of this show for 6 years now, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let judgemental pricks like you stop me from supporting it.

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Blackwall Greatly Approves

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIznxSjx-Ro)

I’ve been listening to Creepypasta readings by the very talented MrCreepyPasta for the past few days while working on my fan comic. I think this one may be my new favorite, purely for its oddly hilarious, kinda douchey portrayal of the Devil. I kinda want to draw parts of this story; I feel there would be a lot of good facial expressions.

Also, in what other Creepypasta would you hear the line “I left the Devil hanging”?

jackthebard  asked:

Zeus is not a burly man with a beard. He's a manscaped teenager that drinks smirnoff ice and wears a snapback. That's how much of a douche he is.

Zeus is kinda like that douchey kid who thinks he’s better than everyone else cause he was rich

thirst trap

OVERVIEW

And so he concludes a big “fuck you” for making the room in his briefs impossibly tight as he unlocks his phone and sends you a text as if he knows all your secret little plans.

to babe: Thirst traps aren’t fair, love.

And your job here was done.

or

harry’s on tour and y/n posts a daring game to her snapchat story.

-

Harry was a boy to never take no for an answer. And although he wasn’t aggressive about it, he usually got what he wanted.

Not that it was just given to him at intimidation though, he had to capture it and claim it for himself.

So, that is why tonight has taken a completely worse turn for Harry’s, shall we say, everyday plan.

He’s off on tour across the country in some random hotel room while you’re having a girl’s night out in the city.

And so when he plops down on his temporary bed, rubbing his eyes from tiredness after all the endless meetings, he doesn’t expect much when he types in the password to unlock his phone.

He usually doesn’t check social media very often, especially not lately but he didn’t have anything better to do so Harry reckons a visit on a site or two wouldn’t harm anything.

That is, until he opens twitter and nearly all his mentions are about you and a snapchat story. More specifically, your snapchat story.

Now, Harry didn’t really like the idea of snapchat and he tried very hard to stay off it. It was just a bit too intrusive for his liking. But with the screenshots with the looks of what’s on this stupid app have him licking his lips - well - maybe peeking at that forbidden app would also not harm anything.

So, Harry sets up an account that he’s almost sure he’s going to delete the next morning, trying (and mildly failing) to figure out the damn app, and finally adding your username and tapping on your contact.

Now, he did know you were going out; to which he was fine with. But shall we say, Harry is a bit protective, maybe even borderline possessive at times.

So when the first picture after he clicks your username appears to be you in a tight fitting bodycon dress with some strappy heels, he’s totally not prepared.

“Holy shit,” he mumbles to himself after seeing yet another sexy picture from your story, your best friend just so kindly capturing it all for you.

And maybe Harry was just a judgmental guy when it came to social media platforms or summat because now he’s seriously questioning why he didn’t download this thing earlier. God damn, there’s no way in hell he’s skipping through any of it, in fact, he even screenshots a few.

And he does realize that what he’s doing, obsessing over your body, is sorta kinda douchey but, fuck it, you’re his.

While he thinks about this though, he can’t help but wonder why the hell you’re on the other side of the country and not with him.

And don’t even mention the number of views on your story, because he doesn’t want to know. Harry hates when other blokes admire you, especially given the fact he’s not with you.

But he shakes it from his head, remembering there could be millions of people watching your story yet you’d still choose him.

He’s considering hopping on a plane and fucking the whole tour up, just to see you in person and that bloody fuckin’ little dance you did on the most recent post.

And so Harry, being the deprived boy he is, recollects himself before he makes a mistake he knows you’ll be mad at him for and turns his phone off with the click of a button.

It’s nearly 6am where he is but he finds himself tossing and turning at the memory of you grinding up against your best friend and - holy shit - there’s no way he’s gonna get any sleep.

And so he concludes a big “fuck you” for making the room in his briefs impossibly tight as he unlocks his phone and sends you a text as if he knows all your secret little plans.

to babe: Thirst traps aren’t fair, love.

And your job here was done.

- - - - - - - - 

lol currently in the mood to hop on harry’s dick what’s good

my MASTERLIST

as always… all the fucking love, 

amanda !!

seeksfortune  asked:

hc + commitment

ISSUES.

thats one of the best ways to describe sam and commitment. he can’t hold a decent relationship — this is due to him spending so much time in panama ( obviously ) he became so isolated — relationships make him feel like he is trapped, and being controlled and that is something he hates ( he loves to control others. nate specifically. sam is extremely controlling of nathan and it really shows in the game i think its like an “I’M THE OLDER BROTHER” thing but its kinda douchey… ) his isolation made him socially impaired — he can sometimes hold a normal conversation with people he knows ( like nathan — and after he warmed up to him , rafe )  he loves freedom and commitment is another form of confinement.

when he is committed it is to certain things or people — he was committed to finding the treasure with nathan ( more so finishing his moms legacy ) but he was willing to do it without nathan — it wasn’t GREED that drove him it was his dedication to his mom. her death really did a number on him ( samuel “mamas boi” morgan drake ) so when it comes to commitment you can bet sam won’t do it unless you’re family.

relationship commitments are a huge no. thats that. he’ll like to have you around for a while but you gotta take it slow with the whole RELATIONSHIP thingy cause he loves his freedom and will be quick to drop you if you trap him. HES LIKE A BIRD HE’S GOTTA BE FREE.

VC HS AU

compiled from a chat with:

queenofthesavagegarden, vagabonddaniel, i-want-my-iwtv, merciful-death, viaticumforthemarquise, and damnitarmand

  • TheatreJock!Lestat
  • TeachersPet!Armand
  • Marius is the the guidance counselor that was mysteriously fired from a junior high
  • Louis and Lestat have quick sex under the bleachers almost every day
  • and during L/L breakup times, Louis and Armand make out there
  • And occasionally, Louis and Nicki make out there too
  • Daniel would run the school blog and twitter
  • and Daniel would take AP English and Journalism
  • when Dan is having a really bad day he hangs out in Marius’s office and plays with Marius’s models of things.
  • Louis would spend like 8 hrs telling Daniel his life story one sat nite.
  • Louis would be the dirty hipster
  • Louis would be the pretentious asshole running the book club
  • who listens to all the music you’ve never heard of
  • and watches all the indie films you’ve never heard of
  • and he would have his hair up in a manbun
  • and wear glasses
  • and be a cute patoot
  • Daniel and Armand would be that couple that is constantly breaking up
  • and getting back together
  • and you only know if they’re on or off if you see them making out against the lockers
  • or holding hands or whatever
  • I realize that these couples are the couples that the friend group dedicates their lunch talking about

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fandommaniacx  asked:

Headcanon for dating Lance Tucker?😉

Originally posted by heartfulloffandoms

  • OKAY so Lance is low-key the most romantic fucker out there. 
  • Your first couple of dates he’s the Tucker you know all too well
  • He’s cocky and kinda douchey, but there’s something in him that makes you agree to go out with him a few more times. 
  • He sends flowers to your office once a week so your cubicle has some colour in it other than beige. 
  • Leaves sticky notes on the bedroom mirror if he leaves the house first to remind you to have a good day. 
  • He loves a good cuddle after sex
  • Loves being the little spoon, especially when he’s had a shitty day. 
  • Gives the best back massages
  • The both of you do yoga on the balcony of your apartment on Sundays
  • Lazy Sundays watching movies
  • You gift him with a glass case for his awards and medals for his birthday
  • Taking vacations together and doing nothing but eating, drinking, lying around and fucking. 
  • Exploring new things to try in the bedroom
  • He loves buying underwear for you 
  • Lance loves seeing you do domestic things in the household- cooking, cleaning, organising. 
  • He likes to take you out at least once a month for a fancy dinner where you can both dress-up. 
  • Keeping photos of each other in your respective offices
  • Forehead kisses
  • Nose kisses
  • Kisses literally everywhere. 
  • Spending summers in his home by the ocean
  • Always wearing his Team USA merchandise
  • Licking various foods off of his tattoo
  • Joking about ‘the gold’ 
  • He’s the best when it’s your time of the month- he buys chocolate, gets a hot water bottle, buys junk food. 
  • Makes you realise how wonderful he’ll be if you ever get pregnant. 
  • Thinking about a future with him. 

anonymous asked:

could you please elaborate on how you think that jensen acts differently with misha versus jared? i've noticed that j2 act pretty douche-y sometimes when they're together. thanks for answering.

Well, to start with, the Jensen that’s with Misha is a little more… open? He lets Misha cross boundaries that he doesn’t let Jared cross.

FOR EXAMPLE:

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To me, the difference isn’t necessarily because there’s something romantic between J & Misha, but because Misha brings out a side of Jensen that’s a little more self-secure and relaxed.

With Jared, the vibe is very dudebro, and Jensen does a lot of over compensating. He’s got his most masculine, heteronormative foot forward.

With Misha, the vibe is far more relaxed. He’s more willing to do things that might make the audience question his sexuality. For example, Jensen is willing to dance TOGETHER vs. just on the same stage, more willing to dance suggestively than just like a goofball.



Plus the kind of humor Jensen has with Jared is sometimes (only sometimes!) kinda douchey — generally by making fun of people and insulting their masculinity by calling them “girl” (if they identify as male), etc.

But when he’s with Misha, his humor is full of sexual innuendos (particularly on set, remember 9x06) and he seems okay insulting HIMSELF. He’s willing to laugh at himself around Misha, and I just don’t see that when he’s around Jared.

And finally, when Jensen is with Jared, their joint body language is towards the audience. They’re a team, a brotherhood, facing the audience down.

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But with Misha, their body language is towards each other. They’re in their own little world, and Jensen can forget about the audience and just have fun.





ETA: I didn’t answer this as a Cockles vs J2 (romantic ship) post in body language because I already have a bunch of those.

I was assuming you were referring to a recent post of mine where I said I like the side of Jensen that we see when he’s around Misha better than the side we see when he’s around Jared.

anonymous asked:

I don’t want to sound bitchy or negative or jealous or anything but have you seen what cringdolan posted how her and her little gc friends are going to be on TRL with the Dolan twins and they’re going to have multiple meet ups? it bothers me so much because they are JUST FANS and they act like they are famous when all they are are big fan accounts. Why do they get the privilege to be on trl with the twins? Why do they have meet ups like they are famous? I don’t understand man.

No I feel you. I’m not really one to judge what people do, but I just feel like it gives off a douchey vibe kinda. Like obviously they’re really “big accounts” throughout the twitter & IG fandom. Especially Sarah. I mean I’m sure they don’t mean to come off as if “oh I’m a big account so I got fans” but that’s just the vibe I get when I see them saying stuff like “oh hey we’re having a meet up come see us” like I get meeting up with friends you’ve made but like don’t try to come off as some kind of celebrity in the fandom when you’re still a fan yourself. You know? But hey! To each their own.

oh jesus, like kinda douchey senior frat boy scouts out shy, little innocent freshman at orientation and decides to pick on her for the time being. she ends up having a little crush on him and despite her being younger than him, he’d totally go with her and treat her like his little princess and constantly bring up the age gap and bring out the inner slut in her OH MY GOD IM TERRIBLE STOP ME

anonymous asked:

♠️ - am i the only one who finds it kinda rude that Fucina said on the application thing "-18 / 18+" but then backtracked and said that he didn't want any stupid children or whatever on his blog? Kinda douchey tbh but hey at least minors arent going to have to suffer around him

i didnt even notice that lmao

hes scared of being accused of harassing minors

-Darastrix