kinda douchey

(BMC) A Guy That He'd Never Be Into, Song Parody

Parody: A Guy That He’d Never Be Into
Song: A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into
By: Be More Chill, The Musical

Credit to @lootboxing for letting me use their 100% amazing idea!!

Sorry for changing it a bit– Rough idea now is that Michael always liked Jeremy and was planning on asking him out soon, but then Jeremy takes the squip and Michael realizes that now that he’s changed, he never can ask him.
So yeah.
Happy stuff™.

Also, sorry for some out-of-rhythm parts!! This was super hard to do!!!

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(MICHAEL)
Say there’s this person you hang with every weekend
You both like to get stoned, heh
You’re used to calling him your best friend, definitely
From the beginning of kindergarten
But then something changes…
And he changes…

From a guy that I used to be into,
He’s now a guy that I cannot be into, (into)
Because I’m a guy that he’d never be into, (into)
Just a guy that he’d never be into (into)

I’m not worth it
Seriously…. I’m not

{Skip Jeremy/Squip part}

Say there’s a person that you always knew very well
(He is totally straight, give up)
You thought you’d be a team but now you can tell
He’s gone.

And I’m just a guy that he’d never be into (into)
A guy that he’d never be into (into)
He’s a guy I’m still totally into (into)
But I’m a guy that he’ll never be into

Am I worth it?
Not really….

(He’s too cool now!)

I don’t always fit in with other students around
I’m usually in the background
There are so many people that I’d need to impress
And honestly, I’m just a mess

Guess I’m never gonna confess
Suppress
I guess the romance part of me will rest
I guess a part of me will have to
Suppress

Guess I’m never gonna confess
Suppress
I guess the romance part of me will rest
I guess a part of me will have to
Suppress

Guess I’m never gonna—

Back to present day now
I know that it’s sad, but it’s totally true…

I’m a guy that he’d never be into
He’s a guy that I shouldn’t be into

Yeah

Two guys having problems with ‘into’
So….

Bye.

Favorite timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme, my FAVORITE THING TO DO. IT’S TIME FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WWE COMMENTARY WITH SHANNON YAYYYYYYYYY though it should prob just be called Wrestling Commentary with Shannon bc I do people out of the wwe sometimes too. 

Growly baby, grr. 

LISTEN LISTEN OKAY HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND LOVEY HERE WOWEE WOW I am in love wow

Listen to me, this gif. Thsi fucking gif is the sexiest thing I have ever ever ever seen in my entrie life. LIKE THE HAIR PUSH BACK THE LITTLE BREKTHY TURNING INTO A SMIRK LIEK LSGM.G mfl

HE IS BITING. AND HAS MOUTH GUARD. BITING. MOUTH. GUARD. BELT. Too much, overload sorry goodbye. 

Like, this pic is super hot but all I can focus on in knee bear. Who I have named Koda. After Brother Bear. 

HOW HOT, HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN. 

Like, I don’t think I’ve ever watned someone to flip me off more??? How is he so hot? 

He looks so good in this outfit, like this whole ensemble is 1000/10. Tie me up with the tie, I would be okay with it. 

Sweet lil baby peach. :’) I love this so. 

okay okay okay but hear me out… Imagine him looking up at you like that when you’re scolding him or something, like and you look back and you’re like what? AND THEN BAM YOU GET FUCKED. 

In case you all didn’t know I AM IN LOVE WITH THE MOUTH GUARD OKAY THANKS BYE

He looks so cute here. Like one of those pop punk band bassists or something okay. (also looks like a fuck boy but eh) 


He looks so good in this jean vest thingy??? Like??? WH Y D OESN’T HE WEAR IT MORE BURY MY ASS IN THIS VEST. 

Cute lil baby peach :’) Honestly can you believe. 

Come bite me next daddy. 

Okay but lemme tell you. How fucked this picture has me. WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO GoOD TO ME WHAT THE FUCK OKAY HIS HAIR IS DOING THE OVERWORKEd FLIPPY THING YOU KNOW YOU KNOW AND HE’S PROBS PANTING AND SWEATTY AND  AOJ:SFLCKCMRCGJIO WHAT THE FUCK I AM OFFENDED. 

He looks so relaxed and gym ready here I’m. 

OKAY BUT LOOK AT BABY PETEY PEACH I AM SO HAPPY AND LIKE HE LOOKS SO GOOD???? WAS THERE EVER A TIME HE DIDN’T LOOK GOOD? NOPE, NAH, FOREVER SERVING LOOKS> 

This. This fucking. Image. OF bEAUTY OKAY YOU GOT THE VEST THING THAT I HEART EYES SO HARD AND HIS HAIR LOOKS SO FANTASTIC AND HES GOT THE WRIST BANDS AND THE TIGHT PANTS AND TH E G AUGE AND I AM JUST CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE? 

Listen. Listen okay. This picture has got me fucked up for more than one reason. FIRST OFF HIS DOG IS SO CUTE I LOVE? SECOND, LIL STUD HAS HIS LIL STUD IN LIKE HOW CUTE DOES HE LOOK WITH A NOSE PIERCING I AM SCREECHING IT IS SO GOOD TO ME, THIRD, HE’S DOING THE BEANIE AND HOOD LOOK WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAV THINGS, I KNOW IT IS KINDA DOUCHEY LOOKING BUT I LOVE THE BEANIE HOOD THING I AM JUST NKCOSLDF: IN AWE. 

“Shannon how many biting pics do you have?” Ya know what, maybe if this BOY DIDN’T BITE EVERYTHING IWOULDN’T HAVE THIS MANY, HOW ABOUT THAT CAROL? 

SEE SEE, LOOK HE BITES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, IT’S NOT MY FAULT BABY HAS A BITING KINK (even though, pls I am available to be bitten.) 

Look how cute and sweet he looks here okay, I LOVE HIM RIGHT HERE THIS PICTURE IS SO GOOD TO ME LIKE WHEN I DID A CUTE LIL PIZZA DATE THIS IS WHAT I IMAIHNED OKAY

Yeah, you guys, he was Team Rocket ADN HE FOUGHT PIKACHU I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BOY

Lil bean took a selfie in a giant bean

GLORIUS PHOTO, HANG THIS EVERYWHERE I WANT IT PLASTERED ON EACH OF MY WALLS. 

Contribution to bae’s @hardcorewwetrash Thirst Party Saturday. 

Dating Elliot Alderson part 2

lmao, so my last part got surprisingly a lot of reblogs which is a fuckin surprise because I’m absolute shit at writing but i decided to do a part 2. If you haven’t read part one click here to read it (part 1)

☼ shy lil bab
☼ takes 10 years to text back
☼ sometimes he’ll realize how lonely he was before you and how much he loves you, so he’ll just go up to you and embrace you outta nowhere and you won’t even question it, and you guys will just stay like  that for a while

☼ I love el so much omg
☼ sometimes he’ll get overwhelmed and not want your affection and just want to be alone and that’s okay because you love and understand him

☼ shopping for a new microwave with him

☼ sometimes he’ll b kinda douchey and ignore you but it’s only cuz he’s doing work (lmao we all know work is slang for hacking with el)

☼ whenever you give him blowjobs he’s always really shy at first and tries to hide his moans but the moment he gains confidence he’s talking so much “fuck your such a good slut for me ” type of talk 
☼ 100% has a power kink, will tie you down, and not do anything for a while (like shit you won’t even know if he’s there) and then like fucking putting a vibrator in you

☼ baby cooks so well I love him

☼ him trying to hide his smile as he talks about you to Krista

jackthebard  asked:

Zeus is not a burly man with a beard. He's a manscaped teenager that drinks smirnoff ice and wears a snapback. That's how much of a douche he is.

Zeus is kinda like that douchey kid who thinks he’s better than everyone else cause he was rich

sunflower-sim  asked:

Darren seems kinda douchey like "don't raise your voice" like he's her dad or something ugh I hate when my dad says that

He just wanted to have a civil conversation but Cassandra was livid, as she should have been.

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Blackwall Greatly Approves

seeksfortune  asked:

hc + commitment

ISSUES.

thats one of the best ways to describe sam and commitment. he can’t hold a decent relationship — this is due to him spending so much time in panama ( obviously ) he became so isolated — relationships make him feel like he is trapped, and being controlled and that is something he hates ( he loves to control others. nate specifically. sam is extremely controlling of nathan and it really shows in the game i think its like an “I’M THE OLDER BROTHER” thing but its kinda douchey… ) his isolation made him socially impaired — he can sometimes hold a normal conversation with people he knows ( like nathan — and after he warmed up to him , rafe )  he loves freedom and commitment is another form of confinement.

when he is committed it is to certain things or people — he was committed to finding the treasure with nathan ( more so finishing his moms legacy ) but he was willing to do it without nathan — it wasn’t GREED that drove him it was his dedication to his mom. her death really did a number on him ( samuel “mamas boi” morgan drake ) so when it comes to commitment you can bet sam won’t do it unless you’re family.

relationship commitments are a huge no. thats that. he’ll like to have you around for a while but you gotta take it slow with the whole RELATIONSHIP thingy cause he loves his freedom and will be quick to drop you if you trap him. HES LIKE A BIRD HE’S GOTTA BE FREE.

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I’ve been listening to Creepypasta readings by the very talented MrCreepyPasta for the past few days while working on my fan comic. I think this one may be my new favorite, purely for its oddly hilarious, kinda douchey portrayal of the Devil. I kinda want to draw parts of this story; I feel there would be a lot of good facial expressions.

Also, in what other Creepypasta would you hear the line “I left the Devil hanging”?

anonymous asked:

"I remember Stefan acting kinda douchey in 7x14 lol like it was probably to prop up klaroline and defan" Stefan was sassy because he was talking to Klaus, he's always like that around Klaus, it had nothing to do with KC, I will say those scenes might have propped up Defan which imo was stupid considering the time spent building a ship (SC). They could've took that moment as Stefan realizing he needs to shift priorities put Care 1st but he went home & they spent 3 apart so...

I actually don’t remember Stefan acting douchey, I mean he was snide but as you said that’s how he reacts to Klaus because he’s Klaus and it’s Klefan.

anonymous asked:

could you please elaborate on how you think that jensen acts differently with misha versus jared? i've noticed that j2 act pretty douche-y sometimes when they're together. thanks for answering.

Well, to start with, the Jensen that’s with Misha is a little more… open? He lets Misha cross boundaries that he doesn’t let Jared cross.

FOR EXAMPLE:

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vs.


To me, the difference isn’t necessarily because there’s something romantic between J & Misha, but because Misha brings out a side of Jensen that’s a little more self-secure and relaxed.

With Jared, the vibe is very dudebro, and Jensen does a lot of over compensating. He’s got his most masculine, heteronormative foot forward.

With Misha, the vibe is far more relaxed. He’s more willing to do things that might make the audience question his sexuality. For example, Jensen is willing to dance TOGETHER vs. just on the same stage, more willing to dance suggestively than just like a goofball.



Plus the kind of humor Jensen has with Jared is sometimes (only sometimes!) kinda douchey — generally by making fun of people and insulting their masculinity by calling them “girl” (if they identify as male), etc.

But when he’s with Misha, his humor is full of sexual innuendos (particularly on set, remember 9x06) and he seems okay insulting HIMSELF. He’s willing to laugh at himself around Misha, and I just don’t see that when he’s around Jared.

And finally, when Jensen is with Jared, their joint body language is towards the audience. They’re a team, a brotherhood, facing the audience down.

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But with Misha, their body language is towards each other. They’re in their own little world, and Jensen can forget about the audience and just have fun.





ETA: I didn’t answer this as a Cockles vs J2 (romantic ship) post in body language because I already have a bunch of those.

I was assuming you were referring to a recent post of mine where I said I like the side of Jensen that we see when he’s around Misha better than the side we see when he’s around Jared.

anonymous asked:

IA with you: Jonas is a wonderful best friend to isak, but he's always been kinda douchey when it comes to girls (personally, I hated Jonas and Eva together, he treated her terribly imo), so I think this storyline is not out of line with his character. He can be a great friend and still a not so great boyfriend

hey you! yeah, agreed! Jonas is one of my favorite characters but he’s not as perfect as flawless as people often paint him. but then, as far as we know, Jonas and Emma aren’t official either, and Eva too, has made it very clear that she doesn’t want to be Chris’s girlfriend so as far as I’m concerned they’re free to hook up with whoever they want!

oh jesus, like kinda douchey senior frat boy scouts out shy, little innocent freshman at orientation and decides to pick on her for the time being. she ends up having a little crush on him and despite her being younger than him, he’d totally go with her and treat her like his little princess and constantly bring up the age gap and bring out the inner slut in her OH MY GOD IM TERRIBLE STOP ME

farglefarf  asked:

Can you please please please make some more egobang fan art? I love the way you draw Arin and Danny....☺️

Aw man, I’d love to! -but I always get really nervous when thinking about drawing nsfw stuff, especially if it’s real people. It really pains me, cuz I know you guys enjoy it, and you always tell me to do it anyways, and not to listen to the people who might be against it, but… It feels kinda douchey ;_;

If I get a really cool idea for a drawing, and I just have to draw it, I’ll let you know, I promise! Thank you so much for asking!!!<3