kinda a starter

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Starting a series of semi-realistic storybook like illustrations of various Pokemon! The first three will be the first stage Johto starters and we’ll see what happens from there! 

There will also be some exclusive content for my Patreon supporters regarding this piece and the two still to come, so please check it out if you’re interested!

~TeePublic~ // ~Commission Info~

DEATH OF A BACHELOR STARTER MEMES

[ possibly triggering items below ]

01. Victorious

“Tonight we are victorious.”
“Let me be your killer king.”
“It hurts until it stops; we will love until it’s not.”
“I’m a killing spree in white.”
“My touch is black and poisonous.”
“I know you need it.”
“Do you feel it?”
“Drink the water.”
“Drink the wine.”
“We gotta turn up the crazy; livin’ like a washed up celebrity.”
“It’s all up the sleeve.”
“Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them.”
“All my friends were glorious.”

02. Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time

“It’s a helluva feeling though .”
“Who are these people?”
“I just woke up in my underwear.”
“I should probably introduce myself.”
“You shoulda seen what I wore.”
“I was the king of this hologram.”
“Memories tend to just pop up.”
“Don’t think I’ll ever get enough.”
“Champagne, cocaine, gasoline and most things in between.”
“This night is heating up.”
“If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe.”
“Don’t threaten me with a good time .”
“What are these footprints?”
“Now I wish that I could find my clothes.”
“Can’t even tell if this is a dream.”
“How did we end up in my neighbors pool?”
“I usually don’t fall when I try to stand.”
“I’ve told you time and time again.”
“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
“I think we’ve had enough.”        

03. Hallelujah

“A moment you’ll never remember.”
“A night that you’ll never forget.”
“Show praise with your body.”
“And if you can’t stop shaking, lean back; Let it move right through ya.”
“My life started the day I got caught.”
“Who was I tryna be?”
“Then the time for being sad is over.”
“Missin’ them like you miss no other.”
“Being blue is better than being over it.”
“I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.”
“Stop thinking about the words from my mouth.”
“I love the things you hate about yourself.”
“Just finish the daydream.”
“Who were you tryna be?”
“No one wants you when you have no heart.”
“You’ll never know if you don’t ever try.”
“Let’s try.”  

04. Emperor’s New Clothes

“Finders keepers, losers weepers.”
“Welcome to the end of eras.”
“Done my time and served my sentence.”
“It must be mine.”
“You just might see a ghost tonight.”
“And if you don’t know now you know.”
“I’m taking back the crown.”
“I’m all dressed up and naked.”
“I see what’s mine and take it.”
“So close I can taste it.”
“I’m so much more than royal.”
“Mortal kings are ruling castles.”
“Welcome to my world of fun.”
“Flip the switch.”
“Watch them run.”
“Heroes will always be remembered.”
“Legends will never die.”

05. Death of a Bachelor

“Do I look lonely?”
“I see the shadows on my face.”
“People have told me I don’t look the same.”
“Maybe I lost weight.”
“Put my heart on your chest so that you can see it too.”
“I’m walking the long road.”
“I’m watching the sky fall.”
“The lace of your dress tingles my neck.”
“How do I live?”
“How could I ask for more?”
“Feels like my heart is going to burst.”
“I just want to be served.”
“And when you think of me, am I the best you’ve ever had?”
“Share one more drink with me.”
“Smile even though you’re sad.”

06. Crazy=Genius

“You can set yourself on fire.”
“You’re so normal that you disappear.”
 “There’s no residue of torture in your eyes.”
“Crazy equals genius.”
“If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking rocket scientist.”
“If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking arsonist.”
“The wine seems to play tricks on my tongue.”
 “You don’t seem to have changed.”
“The cut of your knife never hurts.”

07. LA Devotee

“You got two black eyes from loving too hard.”
“I wouldn’t change ya.”
“I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave.”
“Just another LA devotee.”
“You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand.”
“I couldn’t ever try to make you see.”
“Always on the hunt for a little more time.”   

08. Golden Days

“I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates from a record shop.”
“They were sexy.”
“Sexy, looking back from a night that time forgot.”
“Don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade?”
“The clock just makes the colors turn to grey.”
“Forever younger growing older just the same.”
“All the memories that we make will never change.”
“We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan.”
“Let the love remain.”
“I bet they met some diplomats on Bianca Jagger’s new yacht.”
“The air was sauna hot.”

09. The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

“Truth is that it was always going to end.”
“True; all of the good girls act so good, til one of them doesn’t wait their turn .”
“If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch.”
“Make it a good one.”
“You better say my name.”
“I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate.”
“Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.”
“There’s only two ways that these things can go; good or bad.”
“I’ve got the last judgement.”
“You’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you felt like.”

10. House of Memories

“If you’re a lover, you should know: the lonely moments just get lonelier.”
“Memories turns into a daydream.”
“It becomes a taboo.”
“I don’t want to be afraid.”
“It takes my breath away.”
“Baby, we built this house on memories.”
“Take my picture now.”
“I think of you time to time, more than I thought I would.”
“They’ll always haunt me.”
“I wish I could believe you never wronged me.”
“Will you remember me in the same way I remember you?”
“Promise me a place in your house of memories.”

11. Impossible Year

“There’s no sunshine.”
“Only black days and sky grey and clouds full of fear and storms full of sorrow that won’t disappear.”
“There’s no good times.”
“They’re so insincere.”
“They just intrude and extrude.”
“There’s no you and me.”
“There’s never air to breathe.”
“There’s never in-betweens.”
“These nightmares always hang on past the dream.”  

+  |  breakup  /  angst   lyric  sentence  starters.

feel free to alter to fit muses.

“I am in love with somebody and guess what? It’s not you.”

“I’m sorry to say we can’t go back to yesterday.”

“I am only me when I’m without you.”

“I wish I was there in your room again.”

“I made more mistakes that you can count.”

“I got some things to say, I will never say ‘em to your face.”

“Loving you is hard, being here is harder.“

“The truth is I never bought into your bullshit.”

“You could be a bad motherfucker but that don’t make you a man.”

“I thought we were lovers.”

“Who am I to tell you that you need to change?”

“Keep saying sorry, fuck your lies.“

“I always wondered when you stopped loving me.”

“I can’t fucking think of any words to say“

“I don’t deserve this, you fucking nightmare“

“I can’t fucking think of any reason I should stay”

“You’re never gonna love me, so what’s the use?“

“You’re too proud to say that you’ve made a mistake.”

“You’re a coward 'til the end.”

“I’m so full of shit, I’m surprised you bought it.”

“It feels like we are slowly dying.”

“I’m not something to butter up and taste when you get bored.”

“I don’t know, and I don’t want to know.”

“It’s not that I don’t have words to say, I just don’t want to be the one that speaks them”

“It’s the small things that make you feel mad”

“I’ll see you when I’m not fucking around.”

“Your love is deadly.”

“You’re wasting all your time keeping me around.”

“You might hate my words but you know that I’m right.”

“It’s no big surprise you turned out this way.”

“How the hell am I supposed to hold you back?”

“Don’t you dare say you ever loved me or even tell me that you cared.”

“How dare you say you miss me with your spit still on his/her/their tongue?”

“You are the chill that haunts the room.”

“My love for you was bulletproof, but you’re the one who shot me.”

“God damn it, I can barely say your name.”

“All the words I said were wrong, they don’t mean nothing to you”

“When I say let’s keep in touch, I really mean I wish that you’d grow up.”

“Only talk to me when you have nothing else on that day.“

“Don’t talk to me like you’ve always got something to prove.”

“I’m gonna give my love to someone else”

“Oh my god, I think I’ll let you win.”

“How can I keep letting you back in?”

“I sit here, wondering if anything you said was true“

“So sad I could never make you stay”

“But I couldn’t give a fuck whether you give a fuck or not.”

“I know I’ll make it out of here alive as long as I don’t watch your life.”

“You weren’t the only one who thought of us that way.”

“Bullshit, you fucking miss me.”

“We’re alive, but we’re not alright.”

“You loved me, you killed me.”

“I’m alone and i don’t wanna feel so sad.”

“You’re still not like the rest and I don’t know whats up next.”

“You pretend you didn’t see me cry.”

“I like you best when you’re just with me and no one else“

“I was wrong, but lets be honest, you were too.”

“I’m so tired, or maybe just bored, I can’t really tell the difference whenever I’m talking to you”

“The way that your hip bones dug into my hip bones is leaving me lusting for you.”

Please do not steal or repost!

Woah, so I came back from playing pokemon and somehow the fandom is on fire and…crying at the same time?? Now, that is some rough stuff.

Oh well, oblivious me being oblivious come crashing back to deliver the toughest choice in the history. Choose your starter!

‘Focus’ (2015) Sentence Starter Pack
  • “Will you be my boyfriend? Just for a minute.”
  • “You’re not a serial killer, are you?”
  • “That depends, how many times does it take to get to ‘serial’?”
  • “The more you drink, the more you learn.”
  • “In that case, I am the foremost expert in Jägerbombs.”
  • “You know, it may be the roofies talking, but this was really fun.”
  • “If you had any idea what I was about to do to her… she was gonna be no good to you after that.”
  • “What kinda stuff we talking about?”
  • “Saudi bachelor party shit. R. Kelly drop cloth shit.”
  • “Die with the lie.”
  • “Then why’d you come up here if you’re so smart?”
  • “Professional curiosity. And I like boobs, figured it was a win-win.”
  • “He was so shithouse you could have taken his appendix.”
  • “You really should be more aware.”
  • “It’s a minor miracle I’m not a hooker right now.”
  • “Attention is like a spotlight and our job is to dance in the darkness.”
  • “Human behavior is very predictable.”
  • “You get their focus, you take whatever you want.”
  • “'Father’ is a very generous term.”
  • “Can we skip the part where I speak through thinly veiled allure and lead you to believe that there’s some Earth-shattering hump in the works?”
  • “There’s no Earth-shattering hump in the works?”
  • “No thinly veiled allure? No baby voice? No lingering eye contact? That’s all my favorite shit.”
  • “Does it feel sexy on your face?”
  • “No one looks at your hands when you got that working for you.”
  • “Congratulations, you’re a criminal!”
  • “And if you think for one second that I’m gonna let your mother talk to me like that, you’re fucking crazy! I’m a grown-ass man!”
  • “He uh, financed his own line of gravy.”
  • “You hittin’ that? You should hit that. I’d totally hit that.”
  • “Who was the cop with the wandering hands?”
  • “Who hits on a grieving widow?”
  • “I think we should start with oral. Just sayin’.”
  • “Stay juicy.”
  • “I’ve been in this for a really, really long time and I’ve never seen anything like you.”
  • “I was actually talking about the sex.”
  • “Oh please, there’s a thousand hoes, baby.”
  • “You’re just layin’ there. I’m like, come on, is this thing on?”
  • “There’s two kinds of people in this world. There’s hammers and there’s nails.”
  • “Is this a bad time to mention I don’t really like football.”
  • “I know my drunks.”
  • “I know my lechers too!”
  • “It’s just an expression, hard to explain. Rough translation: 'I’m fucked’.”
  • “She sounds like my wife.”
  • “It’s crazy, I know, but it will be his fault, not yours.”
  • “You have got some big fucking balls.”
  • “Kill me later.”
  • “I’m the blind mouse? You’re such an asshole!”
  • “Now, just what part of the plan calls for trays of Appletinis? Pledging a sorority?”
  • “A little small on top for my taste.”
  • “One man’s small is another man’s perfection. It’s like breasts are subjective, opinion topics.”
  • “Hey, you need to put some clothes on.”
  • “There’s Australian people here. Just sayin’, they shipped all those people down there for a reason.”
  • “You don’t know me, remember?”
  • “Stop touching my shit, _____”
  • “Whatever you want, I can keep you safe.”
  • “I’d really like to show you all the things I’ve learned. Like how I play men. Like how I just played you.”
  • “I think you’re losing it, that was pathetic.”
  • “'I’ll keep you safe?’ What was what? Does that work? Does that get you laid?”
  • “You must be really turned on with all these beautiful women here.”
  • “Oh dear God, please never make that face again. I don’t even want to know what that means.”
  • “Everybody knows you’re a lesbian, it’s completely fine.”
  • “There’s a lazy Sunday softness to your generation. Makes me uncomfortable.”
  • “Sarcasm. Another pillar of your generation. You wanna tell somebody to 'fuck off’? Tell 'em to 'fuck off’.”
  • “With friends like you who needs luck?”
  • “There’s a science to getting people to trust you.”
  • “What’s a 'race skank’?”
  • “She’s been driving me crazy. Hanging around, flirting, teasing. The minute I try to get her up to my room - a headache! A period, right? The world’s longest period!”
  • “That time of the month. It’s like a crime scene.”
  • “I have Scrabble in my room.”
  • “I was trying to steal his watch!”
  • “It’s what I’m good at and I like it!”
  • “You did all of this to make me jealous?”
  • “You can’t believe I lied? Oh, that’s so rich from you.”
  • “You’re always lying, ____! I don’t know when you’re telling the truth.”
  • “Here’s the thing about lying. Fucks up all your options.”
  • “He is not gonna die. Probably.”
  • “I cannot believe you made me shoot you.”
  • “I like you, honey, you can take a punch.”
  • “And then the girl walked in.”

RP Starters - MERMAID PACK

as requested by anon

Starters:

  • ❝If you’re a mermaid then where’s your tail?❞
  • ❝You have to show me!❞
  • ❝So can you bend water?❞
  • ❝It’s almost like you can breathe underwater.❞
  • ❝I’m not a monster!❞
  • ❝You can’t tell anyone about this.❞
  • ❝I don’t need rescued – I’m not drowning.❞
  • ❝How did you turn in to one of these things?❞
  • ❝If you call me Ariel one more time…❞
  • ❝Always be yourself. Unless you can be a mermaid. Then be a mermaid.❞
  • ❝Can you get out of the water?❞
  • ❝Please don’t freak out.❞
  • ❝You’re not real.❞
  • ❝I love your tail. Can I touch it?❞
  • ❝Not all of us are mermaids. Some of us are mermen.❞ 
Shit My Family Has Said
  • “My foot’s on fire.”
  • “All my friends are dead…”
  • *loud hysterical laughter*
  • “You don’t want to bring a banister to trial with you.”
  • “They’re doing it again!”
  • “And how are the goats?”
  • “She’d tried to get the peacock out of the neighbourhood by putting it in the back of her car and driving it out.”
  • “Once you get the leather jacket the next level is prostitute.”
  • “We never saw her again…”
  • “Don’t point your finger and shout ‘Anal’ at me!”
  • *Kermit the frog laugh*
  • “Close the lights!”
  • “No pedestrians falling from the sky?
  • ”____, you know a lot about cows.“
  • “And then they sued the asphalt factory.”
  • “I can’t do 1886; they had no laws back then.”
  • “Here you go, ____, you know about oak trees!”
  • “And then the cow went home and he drank the marmalade.”
  • “There’s some yobo in the closet making up the curriculum.”
  • “Kill the bugger, that’s what I say.”
  • “Mrs Bird’s lost her coat again!”
  • “Don’t eat my Christmas decorations!”
  • “Are you talking about the Jewish penguins?”
  • “They both went ‘kurfluck.’”
  • “Life’s a bitch and then you die.”
  • “They like neglect.”
  • “Little kids are hard to come by.”
  • “I love my Dutch hoe!”
  • *threatens with fork* “It makes more holes!”
  • “I miss pudding.”
  • “I’m the bagel!”
  • “So, Donald Trump must be covered in cheesie dust.”
  • “We could…set fire to it…”
  • “I’m not a gnome!”
  • “You know, Benedict Cumberbitch.” (My 86 y/o granddad)
  • “Do the deaf people need roads?”
  • “Run, run, I’m coming for you.”
  • “It’s almost like Italy…but English.”
  • “Who’d put a cuckoo clock in a church?”
  • “The bocci’s are supposed to be smaller than the chini’s!”
  • “I can turn them [hearing aids] off so I can’t listen to her.”
  • “I got chased by a buffalo in a truck.”
  • “I saw Lassie get thrown off a waterfall.”
  • “I’m going to name my first born child ‘Squamish’.”
  • “Next to the wombat are mice building a house.”
  • “The world is full of random ass animals.”
  • “My uncle Levi was an Elk.”
  • “I’m made of Teflon.”
  • “It’s not a depressing wine, is it.”
  • “Oh, little haggis man needs to be dusted.”
  • “It’s my evil plan, therefore I’m the master.”
  • “It’s the beginning of the deer uprising.”
  • “Oh! Unsalted gnomes.”
  • “The gnomes are purely decorative!”
  • “And I thought: Your father should just be put on a spit and roasted over an open fire.”
  • “He didn’t like to take us to Jerry Lewis movies because he kept getting mistaken for him.” (My mum talking about my grandad taking her and my aunt to the movie theatre.)
  • "My pain is retroactive; it transcends time and space.”
  • “Watch it! You could bruise the water.”
  • “LGBT, hold the mayo.”
  • “I don’t often look at Camilla’s teeth!”
  • “We should grow some pot. It’s legal…almost. We could give it to the dog.”
  • “Men are dogs.”
  • “My uncle always said ‘Ah, the Swedes make love with their ties on.’.”
  • “Too many have been killed. Now all you can smell is dead friends.”
  • “Don’t call me Daddy!!!”
  • “The memory is not in the ovaries.”
  • “Stairs are your friend.”
  • “If I was bald, I would be Mussolini!”
5

The Artist’s Abode

A sweet new home for your (not-so-starving since it’s kinda far from a starter) artists (who happens to like plants… a lot. Comes with a small white greenhouse and a grill on the backyard. To see more pictures, click here and here (kinda?).

  • §46,338
  • CC free
  • Used packs: City Living, Get Together,Get to Work, Outdoor Retreat, Spa Day,Vampires, Dine Out, Backyard, Romantic Garden, Movie Hangout
  • 20x15
  • 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom

Origin ID: bravrbird (I’ll add a download link one day I promise)

first kiss x myg

pairing; yoongi x reader.

raiting; fluff.

word count; 1,216.

♡ oh wow, i’m soft for yoongi holy shit. thank u for requesting, hope u enjoy!


I’m gonna buy you a whole meal with beef and soju included if you get the bastard out of there”, you just look at Namjoon completely unfazed; the boy looks so desperate it’s getting really hard to control your chuckles but you do it just for the funs of it, “(Y/N), please, BangPD is going to dishonor him if he stays in there any longer”, that may be true and somehow you are starting to feel kinda worried because, for starters, why are you the one that has to deal with a grumpy Yoongi at midnight? Is the situation really that bad? Was that the reason why Taehyung’s face was looking all red when you arrived? Did he punch him? There are so many question that need to be answered and you wish you could ask them all but you reduce your options to just one, “For how long has he been there?”, you turn your head slightly towards the door of the studio, a thin line of light from under the door slipping to the dark corridor Namjoon dragged you to as soon as you were at the dorms, “Twenty eight hours”, and that’s basically your queue. Namjoon sights and now you feel bad for the boy because he is truly worried about Yoongi, “No bathroom, no food. God, I don’t even know if he has water in there”, probably not, you think to yourself, “I’ll handle it, go to sleep”, you pat him on the head and push him down the corridor, making sure he goes to his room before returning. Now is when the nerves assault you and slap your forehead because are you stupid?

 You knock on the door three times, softly, not wanting to startle him in case he’s focused. When there’s no answer, you start turning the doorknob, gulping hard at the simple thought of an angry and exhausted Yoongi. It may sound stupid but you can’t help feeling this annoying butterflies in your stomach as soon as you spot his dark figure sitting on the professional chair, furiously typing on the keyboard. You don’t have any idea of what he’s doing and you don’t question it because it’s none of your business. You take two short steps ahead while taking a deep breath, trying to organize your thoughts. Just as you open your mouth to call him out, the silence is broken by his raspy voice, “What do you want?”, he’s mad. Oh no, he’s so mad and you hate yourself for even thinking this was a good idea. Without saying a word you turn around and bite your inner cheek thinking about what you’re going to do to Namjoon for convincing you of doing such a stupid move but just as you harshly open the door you hear Yoongi’s chair turning behind you, “(Y/N)”, right, now he knows it’s you and he’s definitely going to hate you for interru-,”Can you help me with this?”, his voice is practically a whisper and you wonder if he’s okay just by judging the tone in his words. Your suspicions are denied the moment you face him and notice how worn out he looks. He’s looking right through you with his beautiful doe eyes and yes, he looks so handsome as always, but of course you notice that he’s way more pale than usual, as well as his chapped lips. You see there’s a bottle of water next to his keyboard but, not to your surprise, the bottle is completely full, “Sure”, as you walk in his direction, you point to the bottle looking at him with this stressed mom face, “We don’t want you dying, Min Yoongi”, he laughs. It’s like a switch to you, because just hearing him a little bit happier  makes your smile own grow bigger on your face, “What do you need help with?”, Yoongi pulls the chair that is next to him even closer and offers you a seat. You do as he says and hope he didn’t notice you staring at his lips while he was taking a big gulp of water, they just look so-, “I’ve been stuck with this lyrics for fucking forever and, w-well, uh, just take a look”, once again you do as he says and look towards the monitor in front of you. You feel Yoongi shifting on his spot right next to you but ignore it because it’s not very relevant. You half-close your eyes, trying to get use to the brightness of the screen. Besides you, Yoongi is losing his shit. He can’t believe a beautiful human being like you if sitting this close to him and he wants to smash his head on the wall for feeling this way. He’s about to lay his back against his chair when you,  unconsciously, put your hand on his knee without even noticing you’re practically sentencing him to death, “Oh wow, this is… so cheesy”, you giggle, and Yoongi wishes the earth swallowed him right there and then, “But I love it. You always make cheesy stuff look metaphoric”, your smile is genuine, but your eyes are looking sad. He’s in love with someone and that someone isn’t you.

 Yoongi says nothing after that. He’s just staring at you with adoration that mistaken with pity. You’re so dumb for even thinking Min Yoongi would ever notice such a simple woman like yourself. And you had never felt so self conscious until this very moment, in which Yoongi only stares at you with no expression in his eyes. You feel hurt and you can’t even blame Yoongi for it so before you snap at him for not liking you back, you stand up almost tripping over your own feet and make a run to the door, apologizing multiple times for interrupting his work time. Yoongi is a strong man, if he wasn’t so lazy he would easily beat Jungkook in a wrestling battle. So when he pulls you back before you reach the door and tosses you to where he was seating before, you can’t help but scream. Not in fear, but in surprise that he really is angry. He doesn’t even give you the chance to complain because your lips are shut tight by his still kinda chapped ones. And you stay still for a few seconds, with your arms in the air for no logical reason, but they relax just as you realize Min Yoongi is kissing you, and not anyone else. You bring your soft hands to his hair, kissing him back with all your might. He then pulls you up, brings you even closer to him by putting his hands around your waist, engulfing with his strength, and takes a few steps back until he’s sitting on the coach and you’re right on top of him, straddling his lap. Eventually you pull back because hell, you need to breath in order to be alive, but you really wished that wasn’t necessary because Yoongi’s lips are addictive, “Please kiss me again”, he says, his gaze flickering between your eyes and your lips, “Only if you leave this hell hole for now, you workaholic asshole”, he just laughs and ignores your petition, pulling you by your neck once again and smashing his mouth against yours in a more passionate way.

"Things that I have heard people say" starters (part 2)

•"This is an interesting conversation to walk in on.“
•"I didn’t have any breakfast.”
•"My lunch was half a chicken strip and a peanut.“
•"Which thing should we do first?”
•"Huh? What’s going on?“
•"I just got like a million notifications.”
•"You look really nice today!“
•"Why is this month so busy?”
•"Where are you going?“
•"Where are they going?”
•*bell rings* “Shut up.”
•*sings imperial march*
•"Is my face less red now?“
•"You wanna go? Let’s fight. You and me, right now. C'mon.“
•"I am so hungry.“
•*“You’re in trouble~” ooing*
•*amazed ooing*
•"Ooh, you’re gonna need some ice for that burn!“
•"I’m gonna drop this thing and it’s gonna make a loud noise.”
•"How to kill a conductor: by low brass.“
•"Are you a singer? You’d be a great singer.”
•"Stop being such a nazi, I can do what I want!“
•"I once convinced my entire 6th grade class that I was related to Hitler.”
•"Just shove it in their torso!“
•"This is completely wrong.”
•"Someone come sit on me I’m cold!“
•”[First name]! [Full name, including middle name(s)], where are you?!“
•"I’m from Nova Scotia where the weather is evil.”
•"What did I do today? I accidentally set my dad’s hair on fire.“
•"Yes, I’ve already eaten three children.”
•"Everything would eat a baby.“
•"And that is how you set your ass on fire.”
•"I go inside for one minute and the dog sets himself on fire!“
•"This person doesn’t have a head.”
•"You can just steal someone’s head.“
•"I’m collecting body parts.”
•"It’s weird; they have noses!“
•"Would you like a shoe?”
•"I love human feet!“
•"Nonononono! Lick my feet instead!”
•"It’s just a big pile of no.“
”Hah as if I need sleep you petty mortal!
•"It’s so beautiful! F*cking dangerous, but beautiful.“
•”Just let them die. It’s a time-honoured tradition.“
•”Now there’s a trail of slime on my leg. Great.“
•"What a cute snail. Look at it. It’s so cute!”
•"Ice cream trucks are of the devil!“
•"If they will bring me shiny stolen things I will give them food. I feel like that’s a fair trade.”
•"I will live under your porch because I love you.“
•"Curse you, mocking ducks!”
•"Ducks are evil. But delicious!“
•"Um… there is a fungus on top of your trash can.”
•"Hypothetical book-spoiling assholes. They’re out there.“
•"Please do not burn the father.“
•"That is not a good.”
•"That solves the problem of killing people for shoes.“
•"Ah! I’m fine. Just tripped. While standing still. Nothing’s wrong.”
•"Flashlights aren’t exactly a skill.“
•"This is why I shouldn’t have a lightsaber.”
•"Those stars look like a giant stomping people to death.“
“Star! I mean, I know it’s a meteor, but star!”
•"What are you doing!? …You’re charging my pelvis.“
•"Shh don’t wake the sleeping truckers.”
•"Just think of the army of kittens coming out of the mist!“

Tail // Extra Limb Starters

as requested by anon.

  • ❝Would you please stop staring at me?❞ 
  • ❝So do you control it or does it just…move on its own?❞
  • ❝Can you feel it?❞
  • ❝Were you born that way?❞
  • ❝Why, how many toes are you supposed to have?❞
  • ❝Watch where you’re sticking that thing, would you?❞
  • ❝I thought I was the only one.❞
  • ❝Thanks for not looking at me like a freak.❞
  • ❝Can I touch it?❞
  • ❝Are you gonna get it removed?❞
  • ❝That feels so weird.❞
  • ❝I was just born this way.❞
  • ❝I actually think it’s kind of cute.❞
  • ❝It’s not funny. I can’t go anywhere without being stared at, I can’t function like a normal person.❞
  • ❝I didn’t mean to make you feel awkward.❞
  • ❝I love you just the way you are.❞