kind of shit but hey what are you gonna do

Seijou Players as Things That Have Been Said in my Workplace

Oikawa: Look, I’m not gonna say it was aliens. Because that should go without saying. I’m just gonna say, maybe use the side door for awhile.

Iwaizumi: Is there anyone here who DIDN’T google how to do their job??

Hanamaki: (Talking to a tray of burnt cookies) How dare you. How dare all of you. What kind of disrespect-

Matsukawa: Actually I was hired for my impeccable jazz hands, the memes were just a bonus.

Yahaba: Hey, I’m super ahead of schedule, so I’m just gonna go have an existential crisis real quick. I’ll be back in like thirty minutes.

Kyoutani: I took this job because I wanted to avoid people. Leave me alone with my bread.

Watari: Can you get that bag of flour down for me? I’d do it myself but it’s literally bigger than me. And above me. I don’t want to go to the hospital before lunch.

Kindaichi: I like to think I have realistic goals. I want to suck less. I don’t have to not suck at all. Just… less.

Kunimi: (Hand bleeding profusely) Goddammit it is too early for this. I’m getting coffee and a bandage IN THAT ORDER.

voicemail: jude
  • 5;50PM: (Hey its Jude you know what to do) Hey OK. I gave you another day to cool off. I don't really know what you expect me to say here Polinsky. You're the one that fucking kissed him and you're mad with me? That makes no god damn sense. I should be mad with you, yet you're expecting me to start grovelling back into your fucking good graces here? What kind of twisted around bull shit is that? Huh? Just fucking call me back. I'm not gonna play a round of phone tag with you. Fuck that. *Click*

anonymous asked:

Hey Kace. I had an okay day. I'm hoping tomorrow is gonna be good bc we're supposed to get a lot of snow, so fingers crossed for a snow day! How was your day? Also, what is your opinion on cats? -Kind Anon

i hope you do!! stay safe tho! and my day was pretty good, i actually just got home so sorry i haven’t responded !! i’ll get to them now,, also i love cats they’re so cute aaa