kind of like may

anonymous asked:

what kind of drunk are armin and annie?

OKAY SO LIKE I kind of feel like Annie becomes weirdly talkative and clingy when drunk, at least with people she’s close to. Poor Armin gets shoved in her bosom more often then- wait what am I saying he loves it. But anyway, drunk Annie is the only time she becomes talkative and it is surreal.

And Armin like. I kind of imagine he gets kind of brutal lmfao like brutally honest morbid may or may not border on a constant gesumin face psht. Luckily Armin doesn’t drink very often. 

writing fanfic like

Fic tags/warnings : angst, pining, friends to lovers, roommates, but they don’t live in the same actual room, flatmates, modern flat, domesticity, cooking, cooking breakfast, not cooking lunch or dinner, eggs, omelettes, non-veganism, dish ware, tea, drinking the tea, bickering, snark, watching tv, rupaul’s drag race, shangela, more pining, referring to boys as gorgeous, holding hands, interlaced fingers, legs touching, knees touching, fabrics, use of shoulder as a pillow, cuddling, breathing, hearts pounding, continued television watching, whispering, failing to act, time skips, sleeping, sleeping in separate rooms, nightmares, waking up, moving to the same bed, bed sharing, cotton sheets, awkwardness, hugging, comfort, a restful night’s sleep, morning breath, pretend disgust, staring into each other’s eyes, kissing, giggles, face touching, noses, butterfly kisses, fluff, lots of fluff, pressing together, frotting, frotting through pajamas, silk pajamas, flannel pajamas, friction, hardness, pleasure, sweat, ecstasy, sexual release, bodily fluids, mentions of laundry, implied bathroom usage, more breakfast, hugging from behind, feelings of surprise, feelings of contentment, happiness, hopeful resolution

Commenter: y wouldn’t u have a warning for doing the dishes? I hate being reminded of my chores, had to stop reading

[Two very passionate people]

Mildly inspired by @ryntaia’s fanfic about how both Futaba and Yusuke may be different, but they’re both the most passionate in the group.

I’ve been meaning to draw these two because I’ve fallen deep into Yutaba hell- population— probs v little but all the more reason to make content for it ; v ;

This was a warm up doodle gone a little too far, but I’d love to polish it further sometime soon~

Rising Signs

… as the world sees them and you experience them.

(Personal opinion gained from my experiences)

ARIES: Likely to come across as intimidating. Sometimes will give the impression they don’t like you. Resting bitch face. This initial impression will barely last a few minutes though once you start speaking properly with them.

TAURUS: Kind eyes. May have a calming aura about them. Will likely look very put together. Tendency to have a more curvaceous or rounder body.

GEMINI: Double personality - depends which side of them you meet. Talkative or observant. Tendency towards gossiping. Intelligent and alert eyes.

CANCER: Mood oriented. If they’re in a good mood they’ll come across really well, if they’re in a bad mood they’ll seem like a stuck up bitch. Will likely come across as shy or overly emotional even if they aren’t.

LEO: Will likely be very well dressed. Smiley. There is a confidence about them even if they’re the more reserved type. Will act like they’re top shit without even realising. Great hair.

VIRGO: Graceful. Kind’ve think willowy frame. Photogenic. Might give the impression that they are a hard worker, intelligent or organised.

LIBRA: Likely to be attractive (conventionally or unconventionally), thought of being beautiful. Charming. May come across quite fake or wishy washy with their opinions at the expense of pleasing others.

SCORPIO: Those eyes tho. Will have an intense look about them. Likely will seem mysterious and secretive.

SAGITTARIUS: Bad ass. Resting bitch face. Upbeat and positive on first impression. Very good initial conversationalist - likes to tell stories upon first meeting someone.

CAPRICORN: Comes across quite cold and distant upon first meeting. Ambitious. May focus the conversation on what they’re interested in and try to show how successful they are.

AQUARIUS: There will be something quirky about them. Will not seem like their sun sign when first speaking to them. Striking appearance. Something unusually attractive about them.

PISCES: Very dreamy. In their own world. Spiritual. May say something randomly profound, unique and intelligent.

Pluto thru the Houses

1st house - these people are very intense. It may seem like they’re looking straight through you sometimes, probably because they are. Someone with pluto in the 1st house individuals view life as a series of struggles with many traumatic ups and downs, and the occasional drastic change to their overall self. These people are not looking for the superficial; they want to know the how, what, where, why, who, and probably more. They want to understand the world and the people in it. Typically, you’d find that someone with pluto in the 1st house may have experienced trauma at birth, or the mother did during birth. These people do not back down, if something is in their path they simply move it out of the way and make room for more possibilities. They have very destructive powers and can be somewhat masterminds at using it onto others; they are great manipulators. They can probably convince you to do a lot of things you could not see yourself ever doing, but because they’re saying to do it, it doesn’t seem so bad. However these people are always on guard and looking out for themselves, they see life as survival of the fittest. They tend to experience a lot of personal growth through their life and are usually very wise even only in their 20′s, it seems like they’ve experienced and felt everything life has to offer. Their eyes are keen and penetrating. Their suppressed emotions can erupt sometimes, rising to the surface, causing them to act in extremes. They are the epitome of intense. They may not trust the world as a whole. Pluto in the 1st house people may have experienced life or death situations, or extreme trauma in their lives, usually making them very strong people with thick skin. They present themselves in a very secretive and covert way to others. A lot of people find themselves very attracted to these people, with no explanation as to why. 

2nd house - the 2nd house rules money, pluto rules obsessions, so it’s an obvious and superficial answer to say that people with pluto here will be obsessed with money - although it can be true. However, someone with this placement may hold secret and hidden talents/ways of making money that could change the world. These people may be hoarders, with money or materials. Some may see money and possessions as a symbol of power and superiority; some may see it as being closer to God. Their income is likely to come from pluto-like professions/careers: psychology, therapy, medical fields, detective, undercover jobs, or healing professions. 

3rd house - mixing pluto with the house of thinking and communication adds a very deep, penetrating and scorpionic flavor to someone’s brain. The goal for these people is to transcend and penetrate through the superficial or typical trains of thought or ideas and dive so much deeper into the grain. These people are great at studying, researching, investigating, etc. The 3rd house also rules siblings and who we grew up with. Pluto in the 3rd house individuals may feel as if they had to fend for themselves growing up, resulting in becoming very defensive over themselves and always trying to put themselves first to avoid manipulation and/or abuse. These people are also very intuitive, and it seems as if when they think about something or mention something, it happens the next day. Which can be scary sometimes. It may have been difficult for these people to open up in their childhood due to the feeling of keeping everything inside to avoid vulnerability and/or manipulation. 

4th house - having such a powerful planet on one of the angles in the chart (1st, 4th, 7th, 10th houses) is not something to not take lightly. Pluto in the 4th house individuals may of had to deal with a mother that was plutonic herself. She may have taken her emotions out on her children, been very restrictive, possessive, domineering, obsessive, or there could have been something to cause all of this in her - a death in the family, mostly, because pluto rules death. Death can mean a lot of things though. Divorce, actual death, the endings to things can all mean death. The childhood may have been very complex, dark and twisty, and many traumas may have been felt or occurred in the childhood (by the mother, probably). These individuals with pluto residing in the 4th house may have had to grow up fast, and became wise at a very young age, feeling as if they’ve felt the world’s pain just inside their own household. 

5th house - someone with pluto in the 5th house takes the pleasures and leisurely themes of the 5th house to high extremes. It can be very hard for these people to loosen up or just let go and have fun for once. They can have a tendency to take life very seriously. They make become self destructive in these areas of the 5th house too, like through casual sex; these people are not the type for that. They may also attract scorpio/pluto types in relationships, even stalkers at times. The person with pluto in the 5th house may feel like some kind of tortured artist; having so much inspiration, creativity and desire but just cannot get any of it out. They must learn valuable lessons in life of pleasure and creativity and to stop being their own worst enemy/critic, and to just let it pour out of themselves. These people, as children, may have been told “no” a lot, for having different or “dark” interests. They may love dark themed art, movies, photography, etc, and take part in it themselves. They may be fascinated with scorpionic topics that are taboo, but they don’t see it as taboo. They see it as, “why don’t more people know about this? Why is this kept such a secret?” thus resulting in societal-based inappropriate expressions of feelings, such as loss and death. They can have addiction problems as well and it would be wise of them to avoid gambling, drinking, drugs, etc, as best as they possibly could. 

6th house - pluto in the house of daily routine, jobs, and service can result in obsessive tendencies in all of these the 6th house as to offer. Someone with pluto here may have obsessive daily activities, whether it’s as simple as needing to walk the dog every single day at 7 o’clock or drink/do drugs, etc. It is just the fact that it’s obsessive and nearly compulsive. They may be subject to being hypochondriacs as well, being obsessed with their own health to an unhealthy point. Eating disorders may be something pluto in the 6th house has to struggle with in their life. Basic everyday activities turn into compulsive rituals with pluto in the 6th, getting dressed in the morning may be the biggest event of all to them.  

7th house - the 7th house represents who we attract, what we are attracted to (in some cases), what we project onto others, and what we can be projected as. With pluto here, relationships are not taken lightly. The individual with pluto in the 7th house may attract plutonic people themselves - obsessive, possessive, controlling, manipulative, etc. Though those are just the negative qualities of pluto, they may also attract the lighter side of pluto and experience the true transformation desired through relationships. The person with pluto here experiences relationships as a type of awakening. There may be power struggles present in the person’s relationships, where one may desire more control over the other - and most commonly, it is not the person with pluto in the 7th house. They may give in to manipulation and take this sort of abuse from their partner. The person with pluto in the 7th house definitely feels like relationships are catalysts for self transformation and rebuilding. There could be a reoccurring theme of suffocation in relationships; ones that are too smothering, too over-protective. Interactions between others for the person with pluto here are addictive and sometimes dependent. They can become addicted to relationships and the feeling of enhancement it brings them. 

8th house - in pluto’s ruling house, it feels very at home. Pluto in the 8th house individuals can experience major life changes, or most commonly the individual will experience one major life transformation that completely marks them forever. They will be very attracted to 8th house themes: sex, death, transformation, power/survival, and money (other people’s). Intimate relationships are felt with every fiber of the person’s soul; they mostly result in major changes in both people involved. Sex can be consuming for the person with pluto in the 8th house; the sex drive is likely high, because of the personal connection and how much they feel they resonate with it. These people are very probing and will more than likely be interested in the occult and 8th house surrounding themes. They may have some kind of hidden death wish. 

9th house - pluto in the 9th house individuals may have gotten so obsessed and even involved with their beliefs from a traumatic or high pressured situations. Those moments where you’re praying to god that nothing bad will happen, and that you will be singled out and saved by some supernatural force or higher power. Those moments convinced the pluto in the 9th house individual that “this is real, this is what’s going to save me, and I must do what I can to pay them back.” These people can feel some kind of obligation and obsession with their belief systems. There can obviously be a fascination with occult, philosophy, archaeology, or alchemy. They can search intensely for the meaning of life, and are strong believers in the phrase “Knowledge is power”. They believe what you know will save you. Pluto in the 9th house individuals can feel greatly impacted by their higher education opportunities and feel that it is or was the most influential factor in their life. They are fiercely stubborn in their beliefs as well. 

10th house - the 10th house, or midheaven, is the highest point on the natal chart. The 10th house is what other’s see, your reputation, how others are perceiving you to be. With pluto here, it may take a while for the public or others in your career field to like you as a person. You seem like a powerful and intimidating force. Many of the world’s most famous (and infamous) leaders have pluto in the 10th, or harshly aspecting the 10th house, like Vladimir Putin for a good example (pluto square the midheaven). Those with pluto in the 10th house experience self transformation through their career. The individual’s ambition is highly developed, and there is a drive where nothing can stop you from reaching your end goal. The career will be found within plutonian fields: psychology, detective, healer, investigating, or something involved in business. The person with pluto in the 10th house will usually take their career and lead it onto a completely new path; addressing the things that no one will talk about or make an effort to change or acknowledge. Eminem has this placement, and it’s easy to see that. They challenge and change society, and that usually becomes what they are known for. 

11th house - the 11th house rules groups, social circles and dreams/aspirations. When pluto is found in this house, it can usually result in the individual experiencing intense and life-changing relationships with those involved in their social life - so, friends. Friends play a huge role on this person because they are the most influential and powerful force in their life. The individual with pluto in the 11th house may attract “powerful” friends in their life - those well known, for good or bad. Pluto here can give someone extreme anxiety or paranoia when it comes to crowds or being surrounded by new people (strangers may scare them). The need to control or dominate their friend group, or any kind of group, may become a real problem in their lives. Common effects of pluto are jealousy and mistrust, and this can occur as well in their social circle - the individual with pluto in the 11th must learn to not be so mistrustful of those they call their friends but they feel they cannot help it at times. They believe they have a reason to feel that way. The positive side however, is the bond of very powerful, long lasting and reliable friendships. 

12th house - the 12th house is the most unconscious, self-unaware house - it is almost impossible to fully understand, because it is the part of ourselves that we most commonly reject. With such a powerful planet in this house, there is definitely an ultimate fear of losing control, and may result in self destructive tendencies that can occur unconsciously. People with this placement are usually somewhat masochistic - not even always sexually but emotionally. They tend to take on a lot of weight and pain from others onto yourself which can hurt them a lot at times. This is usually a placement representing some kind of abuse or trauma, (TW) usually sexual. With pluto working behind the scenes of the chart, you have someone that’s very spiritually and intuitively gifted though. They’d make a detective probably. This placement can be very difficult though because it can feel like you’re being faced with your demons a lot. Pluto in the 12th can experience a lot of emotional turmoil. It’s an intense planet in an intense house. You could have really raw and intense (maybe violent) desires (sexually) (that you could feel ashamed of, probably, because of the nature of the planet & house). It’s really important for people with pluto here to have some kind of emotional outlet to let out distress because self destructive tendencies are likely.

Reasons why you should watch WolfBlood

Not only does it have wolves

But wolves that can have fun with it and act like puppies

It has…

Fierce girls

And shy girls

Girls that do well in school

And girls that don’t do well in school

Sporty boys

And artistic boys

Boys with tempers

And supportive boys

Girl friendships

And boy friendships

And girls and boys being friends with each other

Girls being protective of boys

And girls being protective of girls

Boys being protective of girls

And boys being protective of boys

Girls being emotionally vulnerable with boys

And boys being emotionally vulnerable with girls

Girls being emotionally vulnerable with girls

And boys being emotionally vulnerable with boys

Girls talking about their problems with other girls

And girls talking about their problems with boys

Boys talking about their problems with other boys

And boys talking about their problems with girls

A lot of physical affection

Boys having female friends, despite their crush’s jealousy, without it interfering with their relationship with their crush

Girls that can be friends with their rivals

Girls that are not responsible for the feelings of their guy friends

Teenagers that act like teenagers regardless of how mature they are otherwise

Teachers that care about the emotional and physical well-being of their students

… And that actually do things to support that duty of care

It has great relationships and an awesome ensemble. I absolutely adore the canon romances. It is very worth checking out.

The Ten Types of Supernatural Episode:  an Illustrated Guide.

1.  The Generic:

This is the kind of episode fandom veterans fondly refer to as “Old School Supernatural.”  Features a 70s rock soundtrack, a classic (yet in hindsight, relatively nonthreatening) ghost or monster, comically bad special effects, and body horror.  Probably from season one. 

Examples:  “Wendigo,” “Bloody Mary,” “Bugs.”    

2.  The Classic:

Not to be confused with the Generic, the Classic is the kind of episode that everybody remembers and everybody loves.  It’s infinitely quotable, carefully toes the line between hilarious and absurd, and is still frequently blogged about even if it came out 7+ years ago.  Almost definitely features Gabriel. 

Examples:  “Tall Tales,” “Mystery Spot,” “Changing Channels.”

3.  The Life Changer:

Once you see this episode, you will never be the same.  Whether it introduces a beloved character, kills them, or raises them from the dead, the Life Changer is the episode that either sends you into a downward spiral of unhealthy obsession, or merely accelerates it.

Examples:  “Lazarus Rising,” “Abandon All Hope,” “Lucifer Rising.”

4.  The Black Comedy:

Though much of Supernatural revolves around a unique cocktail of horror and humor, the Black Comedy is almost impossible to miss.  From famine-induced cannibalism, to a would-be antichrist, to a killer pagan Santa Clause, the humor of these episodes is darker than Batman’s worst nightmares and probably at least twice as depressing, yet manages to be oddly magical all the same.

Examples:  “Yellow Fever,” “My Bloody Valentine,” “A Very Supernatural Christmas.”

5.  The Crack Fic: 

These are the episodes whose only real purpose is to make you wonder if Supernatural is some kind of elaborate fever dream.  Neither advance the plot nor provide much further insight into its characters, but still entertaining in terms of pure absurdity. 

Examples:  “Man’s Best Friend with Benefits,” “It’s a Dog Dean Afternoon,” most of season seven.  

6.  The WELL-WRITTEN Crack Fic:

Despite having the same brand surreal absurdity of the Crack Fic, the WELL-WRITTEN Crack Fic not only serves to further character development, but will also tug at your heartstrings, make you laugh, and very likely make you cry. 

Examples:  “Monster Movie,” “Sam, Interrupted,” “Hunteri Heroici.”

7.  The Meta Fiction: 

Some shows break the fourth wall, but this one comes at it with a sledgehammer.  From directly addressing the fandom and its terminology to the show itself, the Meta Fiction episode is usually surprisingly enjoyable and well-done, if you can get past the sheer mindfuck of it.

Examples:  “Fanfiction,” “The French Mistake,” “Don’t Call me Shurley.” 

8.  The Tearjerker: 

This one specializes in one thing and one thing only, and that is emotionally destroying you.  May disguise itself as other kinds of episodes, like the Crack Fic and the Meta Fiction, before swiftly and efficiently moving in for the kill.

Examples:  “the Rapture,” “After School Special,” “the Man Who Would be King.”   

9.  The Tragedy Porn:

Do you enjoy watching your favorite characters suffer and die horribly for no particular reason?  No?  Well in that case, you picked the wrong show, my friend.  From the heart wrenching pain of Dean being forced to kick a newly-human Cas out of the bunker, to the soul-destroying injustices that were Kevin and Charlie, the Tragedy Porn is an episode that exists for no other reason than to make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

Examples:  “I’m No Angel,” “Dark Dynasty,” “Rock and a Hard Place.”

10.  The Grand Finale: 

The Tearjerker, made ten times worse with the addition of “Carry on my Wayward Son” and a cliffhanger ending.  Specializes in metaphorically ripping your heart out, making you sob like a pre-adolescent girl, and psyching you up for the next season, no matter how emotionally exhausted you may already be.

 Examples:  “No Rest For the Wicked,” “The Man Who Knew Too Much,” “Swan Song.”  

guys…. you do realize that the designs are not canon right? like…. can you… can you maybe chill?
jesus christ

some oddly specific aus that no one asked for:

  • “our grandfathers were mortal enemies during high school and they found out we go to the same school and keep trying to get us to sabotage each other and you’re super into it but like… i kind of have a huge crush on you so i’m having a hard time??” au
  • “i walked into this restaurant and you thought i was your blind date and i just kind of went with it because i don’t want to eat alone” au
  • “i’m a cab driver and you’re late to a business meeting and you are literally the most demanding pretentious piece of shit i’ve ever had the displeasure of driving but i also kind of want to fuck you in that suit” au
  • “i started a bird watching club at school and you are the only one who showed up at the first meeting so now i love you” au
  • “you’re my neighbor and your grandparents are coming to visit and you’ve apparently been feeding them a lie about how you’re dating me to get them off your case so could i please be your pretend date for like two days you will pay me in concert tickets and mac and cheese” au 
  • “my friend told me lick your mailbox on a dare and when i went to do the dare you were leaving the house to get your mail but i didn’t notice so now you’re staring at me as i lick your mailbox” au
  • “i fell asleep on you and drooled all over your shoulder in a theater during a really bad movie and you were too nice to shove me off” au
  • “my best friend owns a restaurant and you wrote a bad review of it in the local paper so it has become my goal to track you down and fight you” au
  • “i accidentally set your plant on fire and i felt super guilty so i went to the store to buy you another plant but they ran out of the plant that you had and i didn’t know what other kind of plant you liked so i may or may not have bought you enough plants to fill a small greenhouse?” au
Marinette's Stray Cat

MariChat May 26th: The Stray

(ao3)

Summary: Marinette’s excuses land her in hot water. Chat does his best to help.


Marinette looked between her mother and her room in panic.

She hadn’t expected the sudden inquisition at dinner. Her plan had been to eat quickly and then return to Chat. He was waiting for her in her room, probably napping, for her to finish dinner so they could play some ‘games’. So it was definitely not the best time for her mother to be curious about the noises that came from her daughter’s room at night.

“Marinette, are you listening to me?” Sabine asked sternly.

Marinette snapped out of her thoughts at her mother’s words. “Y-yes, Maman!” She nodded her head quickly.

“Well? I asked you a question I would like the answer to.” Her mother was giving her no quarter.

Marinette wracked her brain for an answer that wouldn’t get her grounded. She knew that her mother couldn’t know Chat spent time in her room as that would probably get her in the most trouble. No matter how much of a gentlecat he was. Running out of time she blurted the first thing that came into her head.

“I have a boyfriend!” Marinette shouted. Her mother’s eyes widened. “No wait, not a boyfriend, something else.” She shook her head. “I have a cat!”

Tom did his best to stay out of the conversation as her mother’s eyes narrowed in suspicion. Marinette could feel sweat bead on the back of her neck as she waited for the inevitable accusation.

Sabine smiled pleasantly. “You should have just told us Marinette.” She reached across from where she was sitting and gently patted her on the head.

Marinette relaxed and smiled. Crisis averted for-

“So, when can I meet this adorable stray?” Sabine asked with a small twinkle of mischief in her eyes. Don’t panic Marinette you klutzy-

“Never! I mean later! Sometime…?” Marinette shrunk into her seat and then planted her head onto the counter. Good going genius. She glared into the counter. Her inner voice sounded annoyingly like Chloe.

The tinkle in Sabine’s eyes only got brighter. “How about tonight dear? No time like the present after all.” She said knowingly.

Oh god. She sat straight up in her chair. Chat was still in her room.

“H-how about tomorrow instead…?” She managed to squeak out.

Sabine let out a short tsk. “Your father and I are very busy tomorrow. It’d best be done today.” She added. Her lips were curled just a tad bit too much on one side for it to be called a smile.

Great, even her mother was making fun of her.

“Can you give me a few minutes to clean up?” She asked meekly.

“Of course dear.” Sabine chuckled.

Marinette winced as she got up to go to her room. Her mother no doubt thought there was no way out of this situation for her. Honestly, she wasn’t sure there was either.


Despite being in a hurry, Marinette couldn’t help but stop once she entered her room and stare at Chat. He was laying smack dab in the middle of her room curled up like a cat. Somehow Tikki had also apparently decided Chat’s hair was a good place for a nap as any. Her little snores were making one of Chat’s black cat ears twitch cutely.  

Marinette shook her head. It seemed like both her and Tikki were making some stupid mistakes today. She glanced at the two again. In Tikki’s case they were cute mistakes, still stupid, but also very cute.

She gently lifted the little Kwami off of Chat’s head. Her small friend whined slightly as Marinette disturbed her sleep. She cooed down at Tikki as she carefully brought her over to the little corner bed she had made for her. She set her down and sighed. Now for Chat.

She went and stood next to him, took a deep breath, and then crouched down and started gently shaking him. “Time to wake up, Chaton.” she murmured.

His eyes slowly opened and he turned his head to look at her. “Princess? You’re done with dinner?”

She nodded and was surprised when one of his arms grabbed her and pulled her down against his side.

“Let’s play some.” He said softly into her ear.

Marinette shivered. “Sorry Chaton, I need you to leave.”

He blinked slowly at her and his ears drooped. “Oh.” He let her go and she stood back up. She brushed herself off and then held a hand out to help him up.

He took her hand with a frown. “Did I do something wrong?”

Marinette shook her head as she pulled him to his feet. “I did something wrong.” She corrected him.

He looked at her in confusion. “What do youuu-” He yawned in a cute manner. “-mean?”

Marinette stared at him and pouted. The universe must hate her. Her winning attribute, her cuteness, was being beaten by a boy in a leather cat outfit. Maybe he could give her some tips?

“My mother noticed the noise we’ve been making and I made up a stupid excuse.” She explained.

He blinked wide cat eyes at her. “What was the excuse?”

“I kind of, um.” She stuttered. Her mother had turned on her and now Chat was going to tease her. “Told her I had a cat.” She said meekly, hiding her eyes behind a hand.

She felt him gently pry her hand off her face. He looked concerned. “How are you going to convince her you have a cat?” He tilted his head to one side, his cat ears twitched, and his tailed swished concernedly behind him.

That cuteness isn’t fair! She bemoaned inwardly. Outwardly, she just sighed. “I have no idea, but she can’t find you here.” She frowned at his hesitant look. “Don’t be that way. Better I be in trouble for lying than her to find you up here.”

He smiled at that and then his eyes lit up. “I think I have the purrfect idea to solve your cat problems.”

Marinette tentative smile slowly grew to a wide grin as he described his plan.


“I’m coming in Marinette.” Sabine announced as she entered her daughters room.

The first thing she noticed was Marinette standing in the center of the room with a wide, obviously fake, grin. Sabine took a glance around the room and let out a sigh at the lack of anything that prove her daughter to be telling the truth.

She sighed and put on a smile. “So, where is this little stray?” She made sure to exaggeratingly look around Marinette’s room in search of it. Might as well give the girl a chance to come clean.

“Why don’t I tell you. About him first.” Marinette said robotically. “He is shy. I mean that’s why he’s not here. Right now.” She flailed.

Her daughter was bad at lying, she observed. “Oh, please do tell me all about him.” She said with a patient smile.

Marinette smile became a little less fake. “He’s a black cat.” She nodded, seemingly satisfied.

Sabine gestured for her to continue.

Her daughter’s eyes widened. “Um. He’s um.” Her eyes darted to her loft and then back to her mother rapidly before setting on the floor. “He’s cute.” She admitted and blushed.

Sabine blinked. What an odd reaction. “I would assume so Marinette. He is a cat after all.”

Her daughter looked at her with confusion that soon transformed into realization. “Right. 'Cus we’re talking about my cat.” She bonked her own head. “Sorry, kind of lost myself there.” She said and smiled nervously.

Sabine looked at her daughter oddly. “What’s his name? You haven’t mentioned it yet.”

“Chat Noir.” Marinette stated confidently. Her mother got to watch her slowly dissolve into a panic as she seemed to realize what she just said.

Sabine interrupted her daughter’s brewing panic. “Like the superhero?” She asked with an amused smile.

Marinette froze. “Yes.” She nodded.

Sabine hummed. “What’s his temperament like?”

Her daughter smiled slightly and sighed softly. “He silly a lot of the time and seems to love getting into my things.” She chuckled. “He really cheers me up and whenever I need him he’s there for me.” Marinette blinked and seemed to remember something. “And he’s kind of shy. Which is why he’s hiding. Yeah. That’s why he’s hiding in my loft.” Marinette pointed at her loft.

Sabine felt confused. Her daughter sounded like she was lying anytime she tried to ask where the cat was, but sounded like she was telling the truth whenever she was talking about him.

Sabine frowned sternly. “I would like to see him now.” Seeing the panic on her daughter’s face she quickened to add. “If you don’t mind sweetie.”

Marinette shook her head and looked up with determination. “I’ll go get him.” The girl headed over to her ladder and then climbed up onto her loft.

Sabine patiently waited for her.

After a few moments Marinette crawled onto the edge of her bed so that her mother could see her. “I’m sorry Maman, he’s refusing to cooperate.”

Sabine sighed. “Are you sure you can’t get him?”

Her daughter shook her head.

“Then I have no choice but to believe-” A loud meow cut her off making her blink in confusion at the sound.

Marinette tuned behind her and said something that Sabine couldn’t hear. She turned back to her. “He’s seems to be getting distressed by me trying to force him to meet you.” She looked at her mother apologetically.

The cat seemed to start meowing distressingly as though Marinette had given him his cue. That was impossible though. Since he was a cat.

“Are you sure Marinette? I would love to meet such a cute cat.” She smiled.

Marinette looked pained and somehow the meow’s seemed almost smug. “I’m sure Maman. I don’t want to stress the little guy out.”

Sabine sighed and nodded. “Very well. Make sure to keep him out of the bakery.” Her daughter nodded rapidly in agreement. “And Marinette?” Her daughter gave her mother her full attention. “Sorry for thinking you were lying.”

Sabine didn’t notice the guilty look that followed her out of her daughter’s room.


“Sorry for making you lie Marinette.” Chat apologized his ears dropping and tail hanging lamely off the bed. He was sitting on the bed, curled up, next to her cat plushy.

Marinette was once again struck by how unfairly cute her crime fighting partner was. “Stop that.” She told him. Guilt forgotten.

He looked at her in confusion. “Stop what?” He tilted his head like a cat.

She growled. “That.” She pointed at him. When he still looked confused she finally snapped. “Stop looking so dang cute all the time!” She shook her finger at him. “It’s hurting my self-esteem!”

He looked into her eyes and blinked at her slowly. “You think I’m cute?” A slow smirk slid onto his face.

Marinette relaxed. “Thank you for stopping.”

Chat looked at her once more in confusion. “What?” He asked.

Marinette ignored him. “You should skedaddle. Just in case my maman comes back.”

He sighed and the smiled. “Glad to be of help, my Princess.” He smoothly grabbed her hand and placed a kiss to her knuckle. He laughed when she flushed and pushed him away.

She crossed her arms, turned her head away from him, tiled her head up, and closed her eyes. “Thanks. For the help.” She cracked an eye open to glance at him and froze.

His face was lit by the light coming from her skylight and it made the soft smile on his face seem all the more captivating. “You’re welcome, Marinette.” He said softly before he quickly saluted and left.

Marinette stared after him for a moment. Once she was sure he was gone she huffed and stomped her foot. “Why does he have to be so freaking cute?!” She demanded the universe to tell her.

Much to her chagrin the universe didn’t respond.

Never Underestimate...
  • Aries: Underestimating an Aries is like playing with fire. This Sign has determination unlike any other and will fight for what they love no matter what.
  • Taurus: Taureans are capable of anything they put their minds to due to their inner strength and power to persevere.
  • Gemini: A Gemini's mind is absolutely powerful - they can run circles around anyone when it comes to knowledge and wit.
  • Cancer: Cancer may seem soft or passive but they're like the ocean - you can't always see what's lurking within their hearts.
  • Leo: Even when faced with something seemingly insurmountable, the Lion will still press on, never standing down in the face of their fears.
  • Virgo: With a sharp mind and an unyielding determination to always do their best, Virgos can overcome anything.
  • Libra: Libra's faith and optimism only make them more powerful along with their ability to understand the big picture.
  • Scorpio: Scorpios hold the power of Water within them, the understanding of life and death, all aspects of human nature.
  • Sagittarius: The fire in a Sagittarian's heart is beautiful and powerful. They always put their heart into all they do making them powerful.
  • Capricorn: Capricorns can bear the weight of the world without ever wavering. These children of Saturn can stand the test of time and will always make it through the trials of life.
  • Aquarius: Aquarians always have something up their sleeve. Just when you think you've seen it all, they'll throw something new into the mix to keep you on your toes.
  • Pisces: Kind and dreamy, Pisces may not seem like someone to take seriously but in reality there is no one stronger than them. This Sign is more adaptable and imaginative than any other.
  • : :Check your Dominant Sign: :
Rising Signs … as the world sees them and you experience them.

(Personal opinion gained from my experiences)

ARIES: Likely to come across as intimidating. Sometimes will give the impression they don’t like you. Resting bitch face. This initial impression will barely last a few minutes though once you start speaking properly with them.

TAURUS: Kind eyes. May have a calming aura about them. Will likely look very put together. Tendency to have a more curvaceous or rounder body.

GEMINI: Double personality - depends which side of them you meet. Talkative or observant. Tendency towards gossiping. Intelligent and alert eyes.

CANCER: Mood oriented. If they’re in a good mood they’ll come across really well, if they’re in a bad mood they’ll seem like a stuck up bitch. Will likely come across as shy or overly emotional even if they aren’t.

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The Only Exception (Part 1)

Summary: AU. Reader is given the task of running a popular love advice internet show when her coworker is fired. Her cynical attitude toward love makes her offer some harsh advice, and more than a few hearts are caught in the aftermath. Will hers be one of them?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 3,442

Warnings: language, fluff, wishful thinking, hot firemen, sarcasm, cynicism, bad jokes

A/N: Okay, so I saw a movie a long long time ago that was terrible, but it inspired the ‘bad’’ love advice and the firemen. I’ve been dying to have fireman!Bucky in one of my AUs.

And yes, the title comes from the Paramore song. I felt like it’s how reader feels throughout. Hope you guys like it. I had some writer’s block, and some house guests, so this is a little late being posted.

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Originally posted by 8bit-arc-reactor

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