kind of hell

(deep down, he probably knows that they aren’t)

Boyf Riends CisSwap; This Way

Michael stood just outside of the men’s bathroom at the 7/11 in case Jeremy needed him. Taking a sip of his slushie Michael took the necklace out of his pocket examining the thing closer.

‘Could this thing really be the reason me and Jeremy are like…this? I know it sounds stupid but what else could it be?’ There was a flush from the bathroom prompting Michael put the piece of jewelry back in his pocket as Jeremy came out, his face almost as red as Michael’s jacket.

“I. Hate. This.”

“Don’t worry you only have six more days and then it’ll be gone.”

“I can’t last six more days like this! Oh god where’s the ibuprofen?” Michael handed Jeremy the bottle who took two out before stealing Michael’s slushie to swallow them.

“Hey!”

“I need this a little more than you do.” Heading towards the exit Michael looked at Jeremy curiously. ‘How could Jeremy’s greatest wish cause this? Did he want to know unimaginable pain for seven days straight? Who knows maybe he’s living the dream right now.’ Getting in the car Michael started it up as Jeremy let out another pained groan. ‘Probably not. Now how do I unsuspiciously ask him what he wants the most in the world?’

“Hey Michael?”

“Yeah?”

“I’m sorry.”

“Well you should be, that slushie cost me a dollar fifty two.”

“Not about the slushie, about what I said a few days ago.”

“What you said?” Michael tried thinking back to what Jeremy was taking about but couldn’t recall anything. “What are you talking about?”

“Remember? Right before we tried…you know…” Oh…oh! Suddenly the night in Jeremy’s room came rushing back to him.

~~
Four Days Ago:

“-have I ever told you I love your freckles?” Michael trail his lips up and down Jeremy’s skin slowly taking off his boyfriend’s shirt as Jeremy giggled.

“Not enough dude.” Jeremy went for Michael shirt but his hand was stopped short. “What’s wrong?”

“It’s just, I’ve never had to take off my shirt for this before. It’s not my car in the 7/11 parking lot.”

“You can trust me,” Jeremy kissed Michael on the lips before pulling back. “If you don’t want to it’s fine.”

“No I want to! But…it feels weird.” Jeremy didn’t say anything as Michael took off his undershirt, throwing it to the floor revealing his binder that he began to take off but got stuck around his head. “Jer, help.”

“Oh, right.” The two struggled before finally getting the binder off letting Michael breath normally again.

“Jesus Christ, that thing was fucking killing me.” Michael’s arms unconsciously covered his chest as Jeremy looked at his boyfriend.

“Michael if you don’t want to-”

“I said I want to, it-it just takes some time to get used to.” Taking his boyfriend’s hand Michael kissed Jeremy on the lips again as they fell on his bed, have moving up and down as Michael reached for Jeremy’s boxers. He smiled as Michael slowly took the underwear off, laying his head down on his boyfriend’s chest when Jeremy thought of something.

“Hey Mike?”

“Yeah?”

“Is it wrong I like you this way?” Michael abruptly stopped, pushing himself off Jeremy and sitting up.

“What do you mean this way?”

“That came out wrong-”

“No, what do you mean this way?”

“I, ugh,well I meant-I like your b….ergh…”

“You like my boobs?”

“No, I-that came really bad.” Michael had already gotten off the bed, pulling on his hoodie as he walked out the the door with Jeremy clad in just his underwear followed his boyfriend out the door. “Michael!”

“Forget it Jeremy.”

“Wait, I-” The front door slammed in his face as Michael stomped out to his car.

~~

“Oh shit Jer, I already told you I forgave you for that.”

“But I shouldn’t have said that. I-I don’t know what I meant when I said that but it was stupid and I’m sorry.” Jeremy had tears falling down his face as he said this. “I just want you to be happy bro.” Michael’s eyes widened as he said that. Oh. Well, that answered one question. Or two, technically.

  • ADHD hell brain: you want something
  • Me: ok, what?
  • AHDH hell brain: something.
  • Me: ...what something?
  • ADHD hell brain: sound.
  • Me: ok? Music? Netflix? YouTube?
  • ADHD hell brain: .....you want something...
2

Phichit might be the biggest Victuuri shipper, but there’s no way he’s going to let Victor whisk his best friend off to Russia before a few rounds of merciless teasing.


Phichit: And then he started crying! I can’t believe he felt threatened over that. It’s like he forgot he’s the one you’re choosing to marry!

Yuuri: Ha ha…Victor can be a bit extra sometimes.

Phichit: Yes, he is. You two are made for each other.

Yuuri: ?

HEY MARK

@markiplier

I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL AND YOU

We as a community love you and support you no matter what as we have shown with how we responded to your recent late night vlog.

But… IMMA NEED TO LEARN YOU SOMETHING.

You said in your ONI livestream that you wanted someone to compile a list of some of the games people wanted you to play.

WELL I HAVE A LIST FOR YOU hoo boi

I started it back in January of 2016. It has over 6 pages of various games. SIX PAGES!

And I realize that you get thousands of messages. Emails and posts just thrown at you. But I still try..

I have made a Google Doc. Shared with your gmail (both markiplier and markipliergame) and I would post the link here but honestly… I put some more personal stuff on there… ANYWHo 

JUST FOLLOW SOME SIMPLE STEPS!

-Go to your google drive

-Get to the search bar

-Look up “Markiplier Master Game Suggestions List”

-Click it 

-READ MY GLORY

-please

I do try to add more games when I can and some games are kinda old but still.

If you do see this, please give me some kind of signal?? Write on the doc, send me an ask, anything.

@markiplier

anonymous asked:

As a bit of an enthusiast when it comes to historical fashion it annoys me they tried to "modernize" it. Like the original dress wasn't period-accurate either, but it DID have a basis in history (albeit the wrong period), whereas the new dress doesn't seem to have any respect to history

i feel you, but if they had ditched the historical accuracy for a good looking dress, i would let it slide. like, i can’t speak for historical accuracy on cinderella’s dress, but just look at this

it really looks like a magical dress. like a big, fluffy, beautiful blue cloud of a dress. just looking at it makes me want to reach out and feel it’s texture. the only downside is the too tight corset, imo, but just loose it up a bit, let the poor girl fucking breathe, and you have a simple, yet regal and dreamy dress. a++

now compare it to this and just

what is this stiff, piss-colored thing. what the hell. it looks as sad as i feel while seeing it.

actually, for better accuracy, just take these two similar shots of the princesses wearing their respective gowns:

vs

really, in my opinion, there’s no competition. this dress is lazy and boring. step up your game once more, disney.

anonymous asked:

asking as a random fan, who is this mysterious "player one"

Everything about him was just so wonderful!!! 💕 I’ve known him for the longest time - since the start of grade school, was it?- and he’s the coolest dude I know!

In my opinion, he was charming in everything he did, even if it was something dumb or silly. I saw so many great things about him that others - not even my Player One, himself- had never realized.

He didn’t smile as often, but when he did, I felt like my heart was on fire! When he was happy, so was I! We went through everything together and he always had my back– until…

He was… the most important person in my life… So, yeah- I guess you could say that we were pretty close.

Things I want to see in future Steven Universe episodes
  • Steven learning to heal corrupted and forced-fused gems
  • Jasper being cured of her corruption! Jasper redemption!!
  • Redemption for all the Rubies too whERE ARE MY RUBIES
  • While we’re at it where’s my BISMUTH redemption??????
  • Topaz + Topaz coming to earth to be free as a fusion!! 
  • Liberating all the Amethysts/Jaspers/Carnelian from their posts at the zoo and bringing them to earth
  • and the humans too I guess w/e
  • More Amethyst family schenanigans!!! 
  • Steven fusing with Garnet or Pearl!
  • More Stevonnie I will never have enough Stevonnie in my life thank u
  • More of the Off-colors oh my GOD????
  • Rescuing the Off-colors and bringing Lars home!! 
  • The Off-Colors coming to earth!!!! The Off-colors joining the crystal gems!!
  • Garnet meeting Rhodonite! Garnet meeting the Topaz fusion!!! Garnet and Rhodonite and the Topaz’s bonding over being fusions!! FUSION JOKES
  • SAPPHIRE MEETING PADPARADSCHA!!! RUBY MEETING PADPARADSCHA!!!!!!!!! JUST MORE PADDY TBH I LOVE HER?????
  • MORE OF THE RUTILE TWINS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH  H E L P
  • Did I mention bringing Lars home?/?? 
  • Lars being reunited with Sadie!!???!?!!!!!! 
  • More of Lars being a badass and helping out the crystal gems!!!! He and Sadie learning to fight together!!!!!! Becoming crystal-gem helpers like Connie!!!!!!!!
  • LARS!!!!
  • Steven collecting all the misfit gems from every corner of the universe and making them into an army and then round-house kicking yellow diamond into the sun
  • please

Feel free to add anything I missed I think I need to lay down now

book michael: *exists*

me: goodbye. blocked. reported. begone. 

musical michael: *exists*

me: i love you and will protect you forever. are you hydrated? you need to take care of yourself. did i mention that i love you and I will support you forever?