I was reading a post that included a link to the Universal Life Church’s website and holy shit. Not only can you become an ordained minster, but they have some of the coolest stuff on sale.
Jedi Knight Certificates? Press Passes? HONORARY RELIGIOUS TITLES?
I can buy a title for 14 dollars.
Can I hold more than one honorary title? Can I be Archbishop, Grand Master Brain Wizard, Time Lord, Master of Ceremonies, Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality, Joshua Kincheloe?
Just take my money.