I moved here from Haddonfield. SoJay is flat- I believe coastal plain is the term. Hills is some place where Jed and the kin moved. So the other night I pulled over on a hill to read the Waze map. “You don’t use your parking break”, she asked. I’m sure my reply was both confident and poorly thought out. That’s what I do. Just now I watched an unoccupied car roll downhill out of a parking space onto a traffic island in the Whole Foods lot. Stupid tourists. Did I mention that she’s rather pretty, too?