something about that glory, just always seemed to bore me, ‘cause only those I really love will ever really know me.
—lukas graham, 7 years
Are you ever just living your life when suddenly at 3 AM you’re impaled in the sternum by Jack Zimmermann feelings? And then you start thinking about everything he’s been through and about how our resident, pie-baking, actual-sunshine-incarnate Eric Richard “Bitty” Bittle is canonically the “best thing that’s ever happened to him”? Yeah, me too.
I’m just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. I’m not Mr. Debonair Suave. I’m just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn’t sound very hot to me.