Hello kids! Here I am, back at it with the results as promised.
First off, thank you for partecipating! It has been a blast reading all of your responses. Anyways, without any further ado, here are the totals.
We had 113 people give answers, some completed them all, some of them just a few. And that’s ok!
So the vote was split almost 50/50! With 35 votes for Lewis and 36, and thus the majority, for Sebastian. Will this become the truth? We’ll see. (One person voted for Lance. I….)
Smashing Mercedes victory, with 65 votes.
Who will score the most penalty points
This one was hilarious, as I left it as a free for all answer. I loved the answer “My dad, for falling asleep” and such, but the winner of this category is Lance Stroll, with a whopping 52 votes. Max comes second with 19 and Dany third with 11.
Winner of this is Sebastian with 70 votes. In the “other” category, the answers ranged from “Daniel” to “Me” to “My dad”.
No comment needed. In the “other” categories, the answers were: Romain, Pascal, Fernando and Sky F1 (?????)
I’m cackling at the fact that that side of the pie chart is blue
Sauber won that vote. In the “other” category, we had SFI, Williams, Renault and “my will to live”.
Who will get demoted?
Valtteri Bottas x 5
Daniel Ricciardo x 1
Daniil Kvyat x 10
One lonely David Coulthard (Alissa?)
Esteban Ocon x 5
Fernando Alonso x 2
Jolyon Palmer x 3
Lance Stroll x 8
Marcus Ericsson x 1
Felipe Massa x 1
One lonely Martin Brundle (a man can dream)
Max Verstappen x 1
Sebastian Vettel x 1
and the rest were simply confused.
Who will be at the centre of this year’s
Smashing victory by Lance Stroll
Any other predictions?
Alsono will have one top ten
finish all season. However, he will maintain a fantastic tan and make friends
with all the marshalls. Next season he will be a marshall, gleefully waving
blue flags at Vettel
At some point F1 will probably
make me cry again this season… Thanks Felipe
Baku will be won by a Renault
Felipe Massa retires for real at
the end of the season.
Felipe will lose all of his hair
do to having to father Lance
Fernando flounces off mid season
and no one will blame him
Fernando will retire and come to
Ferrari hype train derails by the
end of the race
Gelael run over Stroll
Great radio content by Fernando
HÃ¼lkenberg will openly mock pink
SFI. Martin Brundle will say something stupid. DC will backpedal on his idiotic
quips about women. Lewis Hamilton will have Excuses ™.
Hulk overachiever of the season
i think Lewis will retire
I think Ocon is going to surprise
If Ferrari’s great, they’ll have
Seb at priority. But I hope not. That’s why Kimi WDC'17. If it does then…I
FUCKING CALLED IT.
It will be a complete shit show.
Whether it’ll be a good shit show or a bad shit show i don’t know. But it’s
going to be carnage
It’s gonna be a 4 way battle for
the championship - Seb, Lew, Valtteri, & Daniel, but I think Kimi is gonna
have a race win or two. Max will have reliability problems, and someone will be
let go/leave during the season
It’s gonna be another lovable
Kimi is gonna be the best.
Kimi retires after this season
Lance will eat shit
Lance will suck
Let’s prep our holes to be all
Lewis and Valterri will be *not
friends* by the end of the season
McLaren and Honda will split
McLaren Honda will break my heart
mclaren will be higher then
normal, probably in front of both the saharas and renaults. one can hope.
McLaren will be taking penalties
for engine changes by Silverstone.
Mercedes domination as always
Nico Hulkenberg will finally get
a podium. :’)
Please dear god let McLaren win a
Please let my little German beam
swear, he’s just so used to it
Sadness for McLaren fans. Oh,
wait, that’s the norm, isn’t it? Maybe less sadness later on in the season…we
can hope. Stroll will crash less then people expect. Max will continue to be a
moody teenager and make odd and potentially dangerous moves. A marshal will run
across the track during a race and people will screencap it. Lewis and Seb will
bond over the local wildlife again.
Something big will happen at RBR
special edition mega-shoey and
fernando leave mclaren
Stoffel Vandoorne will be on the
Stoffel will constantly
outperform his car
That Force India will get fourth
again in the WCC
There will be at least one Shoey.
Vettel and Verstappen will crash
at least once, Hamilton will feel sorry for himself when Bottas beats him,
Raikkonen will win a race, but it will be one where they get rosewater instead
of champagne and i will be so happy if Calderon gets to drive and i will not
shut up about that ever!
We’ll all hate each other by the
We’re all gonna dir by the end of
this season no matter who’s fastest and who wins.
WHAT IF FERNANDO FELIPE KIMI ALL
RETIRE AT THE END OF THE SEASON???
Abu Dhabi 2016: Felipe Massa & Kimi Räikkönen - “Shower”
Alternative title: Wherein We Learn That Felipe Thought Up A Question About Kimi in the Shower In Advance for Some Reason Alternative Title 2: Did Felipe Spend the Entirety of 2007/08 Ripping Mercilessly On Kimi, Oh My God u lIL sHIT