kimura shinsuke

My friend told me that she wouldn’t watch Free! because it’s too dramatic

Like ok, but your favorite anime is fucking Kuroko no Basuke,

AKA “magic basketball” because you’ve got characters like Akashi “how my ass taste” Seijuro who’s a fucking MONSTER

WITH HIS CRAZY ASS GLOWING EYE THAT LETS HIM LOOK INTO THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM OR SOME SHIT

(LOOK AT THIS SHIT)

AND HE USES THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HE GAINS FROM THE DARK SPIRITS OF THE SHADOW REALM TO K.O. MOTHERFUCKERS LEFT AND RIGHT

(whooo, you know he dead)

AKASHI “NO CHILL” SEIJURO KNOWS HOW GOOD HE IS AND PROCLAIMS HIMSELF THE FUCKING EMPEROR OF BASKETBALL

(he said “you’re basic af, don’t even look at me” holy shit)

AND WHEN HE FINALLY SCORES, SHUTOKU WATCHES THE BALL DROP AS IF THEIR LIVES ARE ABOUT TO END

So don’t tell me you’re not ready for Haru to get all angsty about the reason he swims because you’re already out here watching FUCKING MURDERS

Waking Up Next To a Naked Midorima. Reactions?

Requested by Anon

Otsubo: You know, sleeping with the captain isn’t going to make the team like you more.

Kimura: Now I know the carpet matches the drapes.

Mayaji: There better have been a pineapple involved.

Takao: I knew our bond was closer than Kuroko & Kagami’s

Aomine: Waking up next to a naked, green haired, tsundere. Yeah, this totally is shonen series.

Murasakibara: This is the result of all that built up sexual tension from arguing back in middle school.

Kise: Does this make me your personal lucky item.

Akashi: Just like shogi and basketball, in bed you can never best me.

Kagami: Please say I didn’t give out first.

Merry christmas to minu ( @hidoissu )

Hello, I was your secret santa this year! I’ve never quite gotten a chance to draw the entirety of Shuutoku before- so I hope I got everyone right! I wanted to depict them with the Japanese tradition of getting KFC on christmas. (I’m sure they’ve hidden more buckets somewhere)

I hope you have a wonderful christmas and may the next year be good to you!

Adorable Basketball Dorks

Have a look at all these dorks

Then, have a closer look at these dorks.

The “Don’t touch the head, Nijimura-senpai” and “What’s with this lame hairstyle, Haizaki?” type

And these dorks

The -similar to the previous one- “Senpai is a damn megane monster! Stay the fuck away!” and “I can hear ya. How ya doing, Hanamiya?” type

And these dorks

The “Kise! Shut up! I’ll kick you!” and “Senpai is really pissed! Kurokochii, I need a hug!” type

And these dorks

 

The Hayama being an adorable, disrespectful to his absolute kouhai captain baka type

And these dorks

The “Kimura, pineapple!” type

And these dorks

The “I don’t give a crap. The only one who can beat me is me” type. (Don’t miss Sakurai apologizing)

And these dorks

The “Why am I not popular? Why no one respects me as the Team’s captain? How is it for you, Otsubo-san?” type

And these dorks

The “You are too freaking tall as well” type.

And these dorks

The “Why are you still sleeping, you asshole!” type

And these silly girls

The “You are still an A-cup I see, Riko-senpai” type

Special! Ogiwara’s hair!

Edit! Oops! Almost forgot this dork

The “I found the girl of my dreams, Kasamatsu!” type

Did you have a look? Very well, then.

Now I dare you to tell me that they are not lovable and that they don’t hold a special place in your heart. I dare you!

Miyaji-san pulls the rear car!
Shuutoku Team
Miyaji-san pulls the rear car!

Clip from Special CD feat. Midorima Shintarou Audio Drama~

Miyaji-san loses at rock-paper-scissors against Takao to pull the rear car with Midorima, Takao, Otsubo & Kimura in it. Not advancing at all Takao tells Miyaji to put more speed on it. Takao tells Midorima to cheer on his senpai; Midorin plays the cheerful tune on the pink piano, everyone started to sing the melody!

-Takao is a little shit… god I love him…fangirling over Shuutoku, such an amazing team, I’m very glad I bought the dvd!-

チームメイトが語る!! 緑間&高尾 どう思う?
Teammates talk! What do you think of Midorima and Takao?

O:緑間の面倒をみれるのは、高尾くらいだろうな。正直助かつているぞ
If anyone would know how troublesome Midorima is, it would be Takao. 

M:高尾は緑間を甘やかしすぎ!あいつにもうちょっと我慢を覚えさせる

Takao spoils Midorima too much! He has a little bit more patience I think.

K:レギュラーで1年ってあいつらだけだから仲が良いのは当然かもな
They'e both the only first-year regulars, so it’s natural they get along well.

Kagami has Quit the Basketball Team! Reactions

Requested by Anon

Hyuga: well there goes our edge.

Kiyoshi: Hey!

Kawahara: Oh yeah, Kagami is gone!

Fukuda: Why are you happy?

Kawahara: Because now us first years can get more attention!

Furihata: Why is that a good thing?

Kagami: Look guys, I reached my goal, I bet the generation of miracles.

Kagami: If I want to quit then let me.

Kagami: Back me up on this Kuroko.

Kuroko: *sulking in the corner* This is Aomine-kun all over again.

Kagami: I didn’t mean to make you feel-

Otsubo: I can’t believe you’d waste your potential.

Kagami: Where did you come from?

Kimura: How could someone with your dunking skills just up and abandon this sport?

Kagami: When did my life choices become your concern?!

Miyaji: For the first time ever I feel the urge to throw a pineapple at someone other than Midorima.

Takao: As one of the few people whose beaten Kagami, do you have anything to say, Shin-chan

Midorima: Why should I care about him.

Takao: NOW’S NOT TIME TO BE A TSUNDERE!!

Kagami: Oh god, does this mean every team is gonna get involved?

Kise: Kagamicchi, how could you, leaving his sport is like leaving me!

Kasamatsu: Look I’m sure Kagami has thought of what he wants to do with his life now that he’s finished basketball, right.

Kagami: Yep, I’ve taken up cooking club and I aim to be the best chef in the world.

Hayakawa: Does this mean we’ll be doing a Shokugeki no Soma crossover too?

Kobori: No, please, we’ve done too many crossovers already.

Moriyama: Hey why is Touou in here on their hands and knees?

Imayoshi: O great Kagami Taiga, we have heard you now aspire to be a great chef and we wish to be feed by you.

Kagami: Isn’t this a little…

Kagami: Insane.

Aomine: Yeah well. When all you’ve eaten is Satsuki’s cooking than you pretty much will praise anything that tastes like actual food as a gift from God.

Momoi: HEY!

Aomine: It’s true.

Sakurai: I’m sorry, I’m not worthy to stand in the presence of the Great Kagami-Sama!

Sakurai: Please, I’m sorry!

Kagami: Okay what is even the hell.

Murasakibara: Wait you can actually stop playing basketball and do something else with your life.

Murasakibara: Thank you for opening my eyes.

Okamura: Oh great, there goes Yosen’s best player.

Himuro: Well I guess that means I have to go and be chef now.

Liu: why?

Himuro: ‘Cause now  I have to prove I’m better than Taiga at something else.

Okamura: There goes Yosen’s second best player.

Akashi: You disgust me, Kagami.

Kagami: Oh no.

Akashi: Not only have you defeated me but also you’ve taken away the opportunity of me defeating you on the court.

Akashi: How could you?

Kagami: We can still play basketball just for fun, you know!

Kagami: It doesn’t have to be in a tournament!

Akashi: Playing a sport just for fun? That is a thought that has never occured to me.

Kagami: *Slaps face* what should I have expected?