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Kim Taehyung’s Tan Skin Appreciation

Listen, the fact that BTS whitewashed their own picture at the BBMAs really upset me so here’s a Kim Taehyung’s Tan Skin Appreciation post.

I hope that Taehyung one day comes to love and appreciate his tan skin the same way that we do ~


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Kim Taehyung,

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do not

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ever

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EVER

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Apologise for the colour of your skin

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like

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you really out here

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apologising

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For GLOWING ?!?!?!

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no bby

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we love you

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and the colour

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of your skin

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no matter what.


                                                 -bangtan angels-

8

“When it’s one of them, it’s fine, but as soon as the other walks in, they light up and their ages seem to drop by 30 years. It’s like the difference between having one puppy in a room and having two puppies in a room – like it really is, they increase exponentially.”

RFA+Saeran and V Receive a Valentines Day Card from MC

Yoosung

  • “Well this cute butt of mine has kept you around for five years now,” he chuckled from the couch. 
  • “It’s really a powerful thing,” you agreed and relaxed into the cushions. 
  • He leaned in closer. “Isn’t there anything else you like about me?” 
  • “Hmm…like what?” you teased and pretended like you couldn’t think of anything else. 
  • An arm slipped around your waist and pulled you down roughly. 
  • Yoosung hovered over you with a flare of passion to his eyes as he looked down at your body. 
  • Your heart beat accelerated in excitement. 
  • His hand slowly wandered up and down the side of your frame.
  • “I could think of a few things…” his deep voice made you shiver. 
  • “Maybe a few things…” you swallowed. 
  • Because I am obsessed with older Yoosung 

Zen

  • You two were laying in bed when you handed him the envelope 
  • He sat up and hugged you to his chest with on arm 
  • When he read it his smile spread so wide he chuckled 
  • “We’re so perfect for each other!” 
  • You giggled as he started kissing you all over and dragged you both back down onto the bed

Jaehee

  • A small smile broke out
  • She looked up with an eyebrow raised at you
  • You held up a copy of the Promiscuous Jalapeno 
  • “I am willing to watch this, because I love you.” 
  • Jaehee’s smile only grew. “Are you trying to seduce me?”
  • You winked. “Maybe~”

Jumin

  • You held up a bottle of red wine
  • “I’ve got wine and I’m not wearing any underwear,” you stated in a seductive tone. 
  • His eyes widened for a second and you could see his excitement 
  • He put down the card and pulled you close
  • “A woman after my own heart,” he smirked. 
  • You bit your lip. “Happy Valentines Day.”  ❤ 

Saeyoung

  • “Happy Valentines Day!” you exclaim and hand him the card. 
  • He takes it, “Well well well, I bet it’s about my ravenous looks right?”  
  • He starts to read a loud, “Things I will never do: Give you up. Let you down. Run around…” he grew silent as the rest sunk in. 
  • He threw the card and started to walk away to the bedroom. “NO! NO! I REFUSE!” you heard him yell. 
  •  “I can’t believe you Rick rolled me on Valentines Day!!!” he shouted. 
  • You were laughing hysterically. 
  • “And they say I’m the sadist?” he exclaimed. 
  • You were leaning against the couch trying to catch your breath. 
  • He stomped out of the room and right up to you. 
  • Before you knew what was happening he picked you up. 
  • “There’s no way you’re getting away with this!” he said and locked the bedroom door behind you two. 
  • Aw, young love. 

Saeran

  • You smiled so proud of yourself as you handed him the card and a pen. 
  • He handed it back to you
  • He had written no with a box next to it and checked it
  • You frowned. “Saeran! That’s not how this works!” you pouted. 
  • He patted your head. “I know,” he smirked. 
  • But your pouting face was so sexy he couldn’t resist 
  • “I’ll make it up to you…” he stated as he bent down to capture your lips. 

V

  • Imagine the card like this but also in braille 
  • He would blush and love how considerate it was
  • “I love you V,” you held his face in your hands. “I’ll kiss you and tell you how much every time you doubt it.” 
  • He covered your hands with his and smiled. 
  • And looked down at you with his bright blue eyes. 
  • “Than I’m the luckiest man in the world,” he replied.

BONUS: Vanderwood (by popular request) 

  • MC: *hopeful smile*   。◕‿◕。
  • Vanderwood: What is this?  ( ಠ_ಠ)
  • MC: A Valentines Day pun! \(^ω^\)
  • Vanderwood: Why? ( ಠ_ಠ)
  • MC: *making sad eyes like a seal* B-but, the bed.  \(◕︵◕\)
  • Vanderwood: Don’t you have work you need to do?   ┐(≖︿≖)
  • MC: *deflated* You’re right…  o(╥﹏╥)o
  • I’ll have to practice my Vanderwood writing…

mom: so do you finally have a valentine this year?

me: yeah, actually i have five valentines!

mom: five? who are they?

me: 

mom: *disowns me*

  • 707: *exists*
  • me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)🔥🔥mMMMMᎷМ🔥🔥 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit 🔥
RFA+Saeran & V Give Valentines Day Cards to MC

Yoosung

  • It’s basically him on a card
  • Inside he still writes “I LOVE YOU” in big letters 
  • “Yoosung we live together now…” 
  • Yoosung: *intense blush*
  • “Come here…” you give him a kiss. 
  • He’s so relieved he didn’t verbally babble again. 

Zen

  • Simple and to the point
  • There’s a map to the bedroom inside
  • When you walk in the room Zen’s naked on the bed with a red bow on his head
  • Zen: *wink*  (*^∀゜)

Jaehee

  • She’s new to the Valentines Day thing
  • She hands you a card, flowers, and chocolates
  • It’s simple but it still makes you blush
  • “What are you checking off?” you ask as she pulls out a clipboard. 
  • Jaehee puts it down and takes her clothes off. 
  • “Step 3 in the Valentines Day plan,” she states firmly. 
  • “Jaehee!!!”  ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ 

Jumin

Version 1:

  • Inside he writes “I love you kitten” in beautiful script
  • There is also a paw print in ink from Elizabeth the 3rd
  • “Oh my goodness Jumin! I love it, thank you!” 
  • You hug him tight. 
  • He feels accomplished and proud. 

Version 2

  • You hold the card up. “Who the hell is Katie???”
  • “Wait…that must be a printing error,” Jumin tries to explain. 

Saeyoung

Version 1

  • “Aw Saeyoung. This means so much.”
  • He grins proudly. 
  • “So you would even let me see it now?” (◕‿◕✿) 
  • “Right now?”  (⌐■.■)
  • “Yeah, sweety!”  (◕u◕✿)
  • “Sure…right after I use the bathroom” he sprints to his computer.  (⌐■_■)

Version 2

  • “Aw Saeyoung. This means so much.” 
  • “I know deep in my heart you would let me see yours too, right MC?”
  • You sweat nervously. “Mhm.” (ʘ‿ʘ)
  • Right?” (¬_¬)
  • *Shady side eyes* “I’ll be right back.” You run to your computer. 

Saeran

  • This is not his kind of Holiday
  • He’s super awkward but this poor thing is trying really hard
  • He couldn’t find a card that didn’t make him cringe 
  • You smile sweetly and hug him. “I love you too!” 
  • “That’s not what that says…” 
  • “I know, but it means more that you’re trying.”
  • He grimaces but hugs you back. 
  • He’s happy your satisfied but more than anything he could cry knowing how much you accept him. 

  • Everyone thinks he’s too sweet for his own good
  • But his game is slick
  • You were not expecting this. 
  • Your looking around the house and you find him naked in the bathtub with some slow jazz playing. 
  • There’s romantic lighting from candles and rose petals scattered about. 
  • “V…” you’re at a loss for words. 
  • “They say when you lose one sense your other senses are heightened. Let’s put it to the test shall we?” 
  • You smooth blind motherf*cker. 

BONUS: Vanderwood 

BTS ask blog post!!

here’s a ginormous list of all the bts ask blogs i’ve encountered so far! there are blogs on here that deserve much more attention than they’re getting!!! so please give all of them a follow!!! <33 (they’re in no order whatsoever)

Kim Seokjin

@askjinharem | @ask-seokjinnie | @ask-summoner-jin | @ask-jinnie-hyung | @ask-jinluigi | @ask-jins-coffee | @ask-fox-seokjin | @ask-fairy-seokjin | @ask-princess-jin | @ask-artist-jin | @ask-owner-of-eatjin | @ask-jinnie-hyung | @ask-jinnie-boy | @ask-momma-jin | @askwitchjinnie | @ask-gryffindor-jin

Min Yoongi

@ask-yoongs | @ask-college-yoongi | @ask-fem-yoongi | @ask-sweater-yoongi | @ask-student-kumamon (sorry i didn’t have a category for you so i just put you here!) | @ask-mingenius | @ask-smolyoongi | @ask-fml-yoongi | @asktheminyoongi | @askyoongis | @modern-prince-yoongi | @ask-sociopath-yoongi | @ask-new-witch-yoongi | @ask-witch-yoongi | @askyoongi | @ask-slytherin-yoongi | @ask-agust-d | @ask-mintography | @musicmajoryoongi | @ask-minyoonji | @ask-hoodie-yoongi | @ask-deer-suga

Jung Hoseok

@ask-junghoseok | @ask-hoseokie | @ask-writer-hobi | @ask-hobii | @ask-sunshine-hoseok | @ask-hufflepuff-hobi | @ask-junghoseokie | @ask-witch-hoseok | @ask–hobi | @ask-cannibal-hoseok | @redstrings-and-hobbes | @ask-sweet-hobi

Kim Namjoon

@ask-joonie | @ask-kimarmy | @ask-student-joonie | @ask-witch-namjoon | @ask-kimdaily | @ask-namjoon | @ask-gryffindor-joonie

Park Jimin

@ask-flowerboymin | @ask-fem-mochi | @ask-wyrimen-jimin | @askthejiminharem | @ask-witch-jiminie | @ask-slytherinjimin | @ask-chimchim | @askjimin | @askjiminnie | @askballetdancerjimin

Kim Taehyung

@asktaethecollegekid | @posi-tae-vity | @asktaee | @ask-model-taetae | @ask-artist-taehyung | @ask-schariot-tae | @ask-hufflepuff-v | @ask-cottoncandy-tae | @ask-fanboy-tae | @ask-gangtae | @ask-taehyvng | @ask-actress-tae

Jeon Jungkook

@ask-college-jungkook | @askjeon | @ask-jeonjjk | @askbadlydrawnjungkook | @ask-jungcoco | @ask-jungcookie | @ask-fem-kookie | @ask-slytherin-jungkook | @askguk | @ask-bunny-jungkook | @ask-jungshook | @ask-college-jungkook | @ask-bunkook | @askcollegejeon | @ask-playboy-jungkook | @ask-witch-jungkook | @ask-dragon-kookie | @ask-the-jeon | @ask-jungkookie-things | @bulletproof-maknae

Pairings

@ask-college-vmin | @ask-planet-flower-vmin | @ask–namkook | @asktheweirdtrio | @ask-college-2seok | @ask-hybrid-namseok | @ask-bts-rapline | @ask-college-taegi | @ask-jikookie | @ask-hobijoon | @ask-95z | @ask-95line | @ask-minjoon | @ask-vmin | @ask-business-jikook | @askjiminandkookie | @ask-vmin-blog | @ask-hybrid-roommate-taegi | @asknamjin

OT7

@ask-bangtansonyeondan | @ask-soulmate-bangtan | @bangtanhospitalau | @ask-killertan | @ask-bangtann | @ask-bangtancoven | @ask-dope-bts | @ask-overwatch-bts | @ask-nonbinary-bangtan | @askbongtan | @ask-highstreet-bts | @ask-abstract-bts | @askbangtandorks | @ask-bumtan | @askbangtansdamn | @ask-btsboys | @ask-bts-stuff | @ask-femtan | @askbongtan | @bulletproofwitchlings | @bangtanhostclub | @ask-fantasy-bts | @38cmlizard | @ask-magic-bts | @ask-bts-pls | @ask-souleater-bangtan | @ask-fab-bts | @ask-bathhouse-bts | @askbangtansound | @ask-iamb-bangtan

please send me an ask if i skipped you or a blog you know!!