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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt   {Sentence Starters}

  • “You can’t put a price tag on your self-respect.”
  • “I just was trying to get one minute of peace on a mechanical bull.”
  • “I know. And I would never do that to you.”
  • “If this is your idea of a joke, then you belong in a Woody Allen film, because I’m not laughing.”
  • “Sorry, I don’t know Hanson’s current hits.”
  • “2090 called. You’re dead and you wasted your time on Earth.”
  • “I know you didn’t mean that to be hurtful.”
  • “Some things are just wrong… like kissing a married person or tracing something and saying you drew it.”
  • “I’ve decided to live as a bed from now on.”
  • “We’re different. We’re the strong ones, and you can’t break us!”
  • “Yeah, white people invented that.”
  • “Now get these kids underground, and don’t let the police see you!”
  • “I’m pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.”
  • “You have no potential. Get out.”
  • “I know what always cheers me up - singing in the shower!”
  • “I can’t think that far ahead. I don’t even know how this sentence is going to end… volcano.”
  • “I am not going back, I am not gonna give up and neither are you.”
  • “Don’t touch my dolls, they’re strictly look-upons.”

so i just hit 800 followers so i thought i should celebrate appropriately, by thanking all the people who i adore! (also i haven’t made one since i hit 500 so….) but anyway, thank you guys for being here :) also my tumblr didn’t really let me know is my mutual accurately so sorry if i missed you!!! xx

KEY:
italics = your blog is goals (◡‿◡✿) // bold = mutuals (be my buddy) (◕‿◕✿)

MY GREATEST ALLIES
(you’re all mutuals so i’m not going to bother with the bold kay)

sassykingofhell, freckleddeann, nedthepiemaker, ssammmy, noblepotters, brightthursdays, sneezysam, always-nicely, allmybabies-aredead, thefireswamps, imperiouscurse, piertrosnotdead, ruthlesshalo, fallenleavves, jdandturkaremyotp, and khazad-dum

# - C

1940sdeancas, 5sos-dreaming, 5sosmichael
aarontveyt
, achillhes, acidcxlum, aconissa, acornshields, actualnerdtrash, aidhanturner, alistans, amralime, amyandrory, amyskhaleesi, andrewscvtt, antique-romantics, antoinetripletts, anunexpectedhotdwarf, arcticmunkay, aryasails, ashtonsnerd, ashbuttirwiener, aurorawdean
b–ucky, baellrke, bagginses, bagqinshield, bartonovs, bellamlyblake, bellamyblaxe, bilbosacorn, bitchiwasinproximity, blacklacecalum, braveburglar, brockrumlow
cametha, canyounotleepace, captain-bananaunicorn, carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel, castatrophe, chill-jpgclaraoswalds, clarkeslight, cleverdetective, cooltennant, crooked-queen, cutepippin

D - H

daemonhale, daisiesdean, dakorra, damnitfili, daredeevil, darlingsammy, deaddurin, deadhpool, deanandaidan, deansass, deansrose, deducingsammy, destieldearest, doctorstwelfth, doritochris, drcomalfoy, dungeonsdeepcavernsold
eastys , elizabetbennet, elvenking, eomurs, eowyns, enjolras-revolutionaryevungelinelilly
fairyshire, fallenbarnes, felicitvsmoak, fieryoctavia, forassgard, frenchmystake, furiohsa, fuckboyhoods
gallifreystands, ginalinetttigivesmehale, glcrfindel, grandpacain, griffenly, griffinsclarke, grounderbell, grounderocteivia
helptwelve, hobbitbilbo, holmephobic

I - L

ianmackellen, illgivethattoyou, imperfectcas, impossiblyamelia, instrumentale, irwinfuk, iwillmindfuckyou
james-barnes, jaredsleto, jennifersimba, johnmurphys, johnsdean
kathspierce, katmcnamarah, keirakightley, kimmy-q, kingdomcas, kingsbellamy, kkhuzdul, klngfili
ladyamypond, lameassaestheticleepae, legolasl, lehnsheur, leslie-knopes, lmpossibleamy, lovelypeggys, lucifuers, lukeisamythicalcreature

M - P

magzneto, matthewmurdok, mattsfoggys, maxinmoff, mcrvels, meanaf, mihtrandir, mithrilbilbo, monntysassmotherfuriosa, mothersuperious, myclara, mycrofit
nanoclaras, natmurdock, nedthepiemakers, needydean, nerdydean, nymphadoratunks
oakenbaggins, officiallfob, oh-fili, oh-mybellamy, ohclitford, ohpippin, ohsebs, ollyhooper, orlandobloom
paceingdaisies
, papajensen, patrcolvs, pedropascals, petercapaldayy, petercapalldii, pietremaximoff, ponderingthegalaxies, princedurin, protectordean, puppymish

Q - T

queenofdale, quibblrs, quicksilrver
radiantdean, radiorcrist, rejectsforever, richardarmitakeme, richmitageryenross
satinydean
, savingbucky, savingstark, sebstns, seraphymns, shotguncastiel, sliencefalls, @smauglings, sophieturncr, spearsun, starvok, steveroqer, storycaptain, stripperleepace, sylviaplvth, symphcny
t-olkien, taurielzthe-sound-of-tardis, thefistofhydra, theheirsofdurin, theladydis, thelastofdurin, thoorins, thorinshielding, thoriolanus, thrandiul, thranduil, thraunduils, tonyrstark, topcas, txhohood

U - Z

undyingdean
valarmorghulas, valhkyrie, vespairs, viivaldi
walksinstarlight, wandamximff, wandimaximoff, wasitolkientoyou, we-are-delinquents, wetbellamyblake, wizardlyharry, wsswatson
yumeni
zatxrn, zippydean

IRL FRIENDS

controlyourdeanmons, the-eye-of-the-assbutt, pippin-took-my-shoe, hushed-writer, girl-who-c0uld-fly, livingonatlantis, love-saves-the-day, skinnydippinginjustinstimberlake, butterlettucequeen, ally-smells-oh-wow, thepeopleilovearefictional

A PARTING MESSAGE

i think we all need to appreciate that i said i would do this like 3 hours ago and here it is! haha! got it done! anyway, thank you again and i love all of you :)))) xx
p.s. i’m sorry i haven’t done one of these since january (if you want, that one is here) but i hope this makes up for it!

Hello everyone! It’s finally time for me to do another follow forever! I haven’t done one of these in ages and I’ve skipped a few milestones.. But here I am. Recently I surpassed 2 k followers and I’m honestly so baffled and thankful! 
I wanna thank you all for following me and supporting everything I do , and to all the friends I’ve made here! I love you guys so much. 

Mutuals are bolded  faves get a heart ♡

A - E
 @aiyo-suga // @agustd //  @adorablesuga // @ahjuicy // @artofennun // @auriee  //  @artimisthena // @ayosugah // @aishjimin // @asteryskrainie // @aegyojimin //  @baebbsae // @buingtans // @bangtansqueen // @busanie ♡ // @bangtansugaaa // @babiiyoon //  @baebtae // @beuii // @bts0715 // @bwibelle // @booptae // @bwiyomi// @butt-tan // @busanplayboy // @beagletae//  @bisciut //  @bts // @bangtanbighit  // @comfyjimin // @chimchiminnie // @chimchimhasmyheart ♡ // @chinachic // @cupidtae // @chimchimbby // @chimcheroo // @chim-chimii // @comfyjimin // @celestialencounter // @chimilkeu // @culmin // @cypherslut // @chimchams ♡// @cowjimin​ ♡ //  @cypherkookie ♡ //  @chokemejimin // @daeheyun // @dansunrevelucide // @elephantaae // @emeraldsunrise7 // @eto-draws // @eternalxgyu /@eyesmiletrash// @etcsuga //  

F -J
@foreveryoongs   // @itsnamjin //  @goldenmaktae // @grampsyoongi  // @gentlejeon // @hamster-gyu // @hulkeu ♡ // @hobakery // @hobisu  // @hobismole ♡ // @hobguk ♡//  @healthytae // @hellosarang // @hugtae // @hseoks // @inkigayoongi // @iezz-art // @imjungkooksgf // @introveted //  // @itsvmin ♡ // @junqkook //  @jiminned // @jiminsushi // @jiminsgrin // @jeonjam //  @jinpout // @jjeoreo // @joenkookies // @jungkuke​ ♡ // @jinchims // @jiminssoftbelly // @jiminpoppins // @jungheosok // @jjungkooked ♡♡ // @jiminfinity // @jimintensify // @jeonsshi // @jengkook // @ji-minnie // @jimin-sexual ♡ // @joai ♡ // @jhobiness //  @jinoodle // @jimiknee // @jimins-taesty-kookie ♡♡  // @justonetae ♡♡// @jeonvkook //  @jimin-is-my-kryptonite // @jiminniejagi // @jiminoffical ♡♡ 

K-Q 
 @kimnomster ♡ // @kimmy-trans // @kookie-time // @kharys //  @kooksnovia // @kimtaehyungstongue //  @kookieandyoung // @kittyjeongguk // @kimcutae / @kyungsoosearmoles // @kimgoth // @kim-taehug  // @lysander-xp // @lethallergic // @lightjimin // @mintttae // @moonysuga // @maeflowers // @marshallberry // @myjiminnie // @motherjin ♡ // @minswga // @minpuffs // @moonsuns // @minsnuggles /@mnnsuga // @mintsyubbie // @nam-hope // @nas-tae // @nutaellas ♡♡ // @nmjoon // @ofjimins //@pastelbeautae // @pepperjimintsuga // @pjiminnie // @peptae // @pretaebut // @prncessjin //  @peppermintaegi // @pikasyub // @pingkeujin ♡ // @parkjizzmin // @peachsyub  // @qtaepai // @qtaetae // @q-uindim //

R - ~
@rapsae // @radsasuke  // @rainytaes // @rookieking // @refrainbow // @sugaflowers // @snazzytaeparty // @seokjinkor // @seoklatte ♡ // @syubbie // @suga-of-daegu //@sugacreme // @squeakjimin // @sosjimin // @soyseok // @sidereus-tae // @syubprince // @seokjuice // @syubjpg // @szyiming  //  @sugaaka // @sleepy-bangtan ♡♡// @sugainfires // @syuby ♡ //  @sugaflash // @taeie // @taeyhngs // @taetaetown //@taehyu // @taetaehyungs // @that-jeon-guy // @theking-or-thekid // @thistlegypsophila ♡ // @tanukai // @ttae // @jjeon-kookie // @touchmybangtan // @taehxyung ♡♡ // @theboy-whoscored  // @taebytae // @taeguk ♡ // @uniquetaehyung ♡♡ //  @vcute ♡ // @vheein // @vtmin // @vanitae-fair  // @wildtaelephant  // @yeoongi // @yoongukie // @y0ngsin ♡ // @youngjaexs  // @yooseok // @yoongbeans/@yoongn // @yoonginyc  // @zoncat // @1seokjin // @1versehoe // @x-xcviii-o // @97x95 //