kimmie mcaddams

fffUck I can’t stop laughing at the (im)possibility of His Eminence being Kimmie’s dad like wtf

like she’s just at a family dinner date at that restaurant he bought for her and she’s like super embarrassed to be seen w/ him and his scaly self and she’s hiding behind her menu and he’s like ‘you wanna order the Kimmie persimmon-y cheesecake you used to love that cheesecake’ and she’s like 'ffs dad I’m on a diet let’s just get the cheque please’