kimbleemiles

IM CHHOKING I PUT KIMBLEEMILES INTO THE FFANFIC GENERATOR THING BUT I CANT HANDLE THIS

When Kimblee woke up, he was in a shiny room. There was a Christmas house in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Kimblee’s hand hurt. A lot.

The racist man came into the room. “I’m so frustrating!” he said. “You’re awake. My name is Miles. You saved me from the truck. But your hand is broken.”

Kimblee hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas house up and his hand was broken, he felt quite red, especially when he looked at Miles.

“Your hand must hurt incredibly,” Miles said. “I think this will help.” And he punched Kimblee several times. 

Now Kimblee felt very red indeed. He didn’t hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Miles. “I love you,” he said, and kissed Miles explosively.

“I love you too,” said Miles. Just then, the chick ran into the room and nuzzled Kimblee’s dick. “I brought him home with us,” Miles said.

“We’ll call him Miracle,” Kimblee said. “Our Christmas Miracle.”

It was the best Christmas ever.

i want to draw so many kimbleemiles scenes where it looks like theyre about to do something romantic but one of them fucks up the whole situation example:

kimblee and miles are standing on a bridge over a river, miles is standing next to the railing, kimblee looks deep into miles’ eyes and leans in for a kiss, kimblee pushes miles off the bridge and cackles madly