kimberly and tommy

Me Before Power Rangers (2017): I like the Power Rangers. You know, I used to catch a few episodes as a kid. It always looked real cheesy, but I enjoyed the few I watched. But I wasn’t ever like obsessed or anything. Hell, I didn’t even know their names. I just referred to them by the color of their suit. I didn’t even know they had names. 

Me After Power Rangers (2017): ITS MOTHERFUCKING MORPHING TIME! LETS GOOOO! BILLY IS MY SON! Y’ALL CAN FIGHT ME IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE! TRINI AND KIMBERLY OWN MY ASS! JASON IS A REAL COOL DUDE! ZACK IS MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD! TOMMY OLIVER? OH MY LORD! I’M HYPED! LETS GO GREEN RANGER! I GOT HEADCANONS! I GOT SHIPS! I GOT FAVES! I JUST SPENT FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS ON COMIC BOOKS TO PREPARE MYSELF! LET’S GO! GO! GO! POWER RANGERS!

  • *The coffee maker is broken*
  • Trini: So, who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
  • Billy: …I did. I broke it.
  • Trini: No, no, you didn’t. Zack?
  • Zack: Don’t look at me. Look at Kim.
  • Kimberly: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Zack: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Kimberly: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
  • Zack: Suspicious.
  • Kimberly: No, it’s not!
  • Jason: If-if it matters, probably not, but Tommy was the last one to use it.
  • Tommy: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Jason: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Tommy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jason!
  • Billy: Okay, okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Trini.
  • Trini: No. Who broke it?
  • Zack: T? Kim's been awfully quiet.
  • Kimberly: Really?
  • Zack: Yeah, really.
  • Kimberly: Oh, my god!
  • *Everyone starts fighting*
  • Trini: *To alpha* I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict, ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.