How I married my high school crush

A high-school girl makes a wish to marry her crush, the star of the football team who doesn’t even know she’s alive. Then a solar eclipse magically transports them 17 years into the future to the day of their wedding.


Katee Sackhoff plays the role of Sara Jacob.

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Katee Sackhoff and Kim Poirier (bts from the movie).


“How I Married My High School Crush” DVD

John Callas’ No Solicitors has a poster. Reminds me of an ‘80s VHS cover, so I support it.

The indie horror film features Eric Roberts (The Dark Knight), Beverly Randolph (The Return of the Living Dead), Kim Poirier (Dawn of the Dead) and Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp).

Lewis Cutterman is a well respected brain surgeon and happily married with two beautiful children who run the family business. They are model citizens within the community. A simple visit to their home by a solicitor is greeted by an invitation to dinner; except dinner takes a macabre turn when the solicitor finds himself drugged by the family. Waking up, the solicitor soon discovers they will be slowly eaten piece by piece and that the kid’s family business is to farm out their internal organs to needy patients.