kim kardashian app

They put the decision of whether to keep Perez or not to public vote, and unsurprisingly he got removed.

Bye Felicia 👋

anonymous asked:

What are your OC's favorite video games?

I should make a page talking about that in the comic, but off the top of my head:

Bianca

  • Simpsons Hit and Run
  • SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom
  • Simpsons Arcade

Loki 

  • 50 Cent BulletProof
  • Wu-Tang: Shaolin Style
  • Parappa the Rapper

Wavebird

  • Super Smash Bros Melee
  • Sonic Adventure
  • Tony Hawks Underground

Milky mint

  • Some crappy mainstream PC games
  • MineCraft
  • That Kim Kardashian app

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 2 MILLION FANS LOST OVER A FUCKING PARTY. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED FOR THAT TWO MILLION? ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET TO #1 BUT Y’ALL MOTHERFUCKERS BE BRINGING ME DOWN. THIS WHATS-IS-FACE REPORTER BE TELLING ME I LOOK GREAT AT PARTIES BUT 5 MINUTES LATER HE’S INSULTING ME MAKING ME LOSE 2 MILLION GOD DAMN FANS. HE’S STANDING THERE SMILING WITH HIS SHITTY ASS MIC LIKE YOU PROUD OF WHAT YOU DID? YOU PROUD THAT YOU MADE ME LOSE 2 MILLION FANS? ARE YOU FUCKING PROUD?
THIS IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT, LIKE MAYBE 500K I WOULD UNDERSTAND BUT 2 MILLION? THIS IS SOME DUMB ASS SHIT RIGHT HERE.

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood taught me that:
  • if you meet kim kardashian and help her with a fashion crisis, she’ll automatically become your best friend and make you famous so thank you kim kardashian for unintentionally making that promise to like everyone
  • you can fucking steal money from the suitcases lying around at the airport
  • you can get money and shit just by shaking the tree outside kim kardashian’s house which actually kind of makes sense if you think about it
  • it takes more energy to get a drink during a photo shoot than to check the lighting
  • and taking a break during a commercial shoot takes 4 energy because that makes perfect sense
  • plane rides cost $15 to $35
  • you can leave in the middle of a date and fly to miami and back and it’s perfectly acceptable
  • when you unlock stuff by leveling up you also have to BUY the stuff to actually unlock it
  • willow pape is a fucking bitch