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How to break up with someone 101 #NoFrauds @nickiminaj

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  • Jean Paul: so. who broke the coffee machine? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.
  • Taichi: i did. i broke it.
  • Jean Paul: no. no you didn't. D.L?
  • D.L: don't look at me. look at Teno
  • Teno: what?! i didn't break it.
  • D.L: oh that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?
  • Teno: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • D.L: suspicious.
  • Teno: no it's not!
  • K-Kid: if it matters, probably not, but Shinwoo was the last one to use it.
  • Shinwoo: liar! i don't even drink that crap!
  • K-Kid: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Shinwoo: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, K-Kid!
  • Taichi: okay, let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it.
  • Jean Paul: no! who broke it?!
  • D.L: Jean Paul... Spax has been awfully quiet.
  • Spax: REALLY?!
  • *everyone starts arguing*
  • Jean Paul, later: i broke it. i burned my hand so i punched it. i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little too chummy around here.
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  • aries: Rihanna
  • taurus: Kristen Stewart
  • gemini: Kim Kardashian
  • cancer: Britney Spears
  • leo: Nicki Minaj
  • virgo: Emma Watson
  • libra: Emma Stone
  • scorpio: Beyonce Knowles
  • sagittarius: Miley Cyrus
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  • aquarius: Anna Kendrick
  • pisces: Taylor Swift