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Attention please! Due to a blockage on our track, we have stopped at East Daegu Station. We should either wait for the rescue team, or we’ll have to reach Busan in another train. As soon as I end this announcement, I will find a working train and put it on left most track. I repeat, left most track. If you’re alive, please transfer safely! Godspeed. 

- Train to Busan; 부산행  (2016)

Do you ever just watch BTS videos and feel happy because they exist? Because Sleepy introduced Namjoon to Bang Sihyuk and he had an idea to form a group? Because Jin was at that street at that exact time and got casted? Because Yoongi saw the poster advertising the “Hit It” and decided to audition? Because Hoseok choose Bighit over JYP? Because Jungkook couldn’t get in when he auditioned for Superstar K3 and was casted by BigHit’s staff? Because Jimin was recommended to audition by his teacher? Because Taehyung followed his friend to his audition and was noticed by company’s staff ? Because these 7 dorks had changed your life for the better?

  • Namjoon: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
  • Jimin: I did. I broke it…
  • Namjoon: No. No, you didn’t. Tae?
  • Taehyung: Don’t look at me. Look at Jungkook.
  • Jungkook: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Taehyung: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Jungkook: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Taehyung: Suspicious.
  • Jungkook: No, it’s not!
  • Hoseok: If it matters, probably not… but Jin Hyung was the last one to use it.
  • Seokjin: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Hoseok: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Seokjin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hobi!
  • Jimin: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Namjoon.
  • Namjoon: No. Who broke it?
  • Jungkook: [whispering] Namjoon Hyung, Yoongi’s been awfully quiet…
  • Yoongi: Really?!
  • Jungkook: Yeah, really!
  • Namjoon: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Jimin: it is illegal to be taller than me
Jungkook: we are all going to jail then

Originally posted by jamsnotfound

  • Jimin: from now on we will be using code names
  • Jimin: you can address me as Eagle One
  • Jimin: Jungkook, your code name is: Been There Done That
  • Jimin: yoongi, you're: Currently Doing That
  • Jimin: Hoseok, you're: It happened Once In a Dream
  • Jimin: Taehyung, you're: If I Had to Choose a Bro
  • Jimin: and Namjin, you'll be Eagles Two and Three
  • Namjin: oh thank god