kilted man


For these stressful days, a little peace and serenity.

zmediaoutlet replied to your post “just been watching the trailers for sam’s favoured fantasy movies of…”

oh no, jess, oh no. sammy pretending to be conan, that’s a horrific thought. –also, sammy’s dweeby taste gets a whole new vibe. vince vincente: trashy glam; jeb dexter: trashy glam; 80s crap fantasy: I MEAN HE’S MAKING THE POINT FOR US. clearly, sam needs a loincloth and a glittery tiger companion.

whilst i object to the labelling of my beloved nerd son as a ‘dweeb’, to the notion of sam in a loincloth i heartily say



Alternate ending:

draw your own conclusions :’D