killing*

  • natalia kills:*goes to a funeral*
  • natalia kills:*looks in the casket and sees a dead man wearing a suit*
  • natalia kills:I, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband, from the hair to the suit, do you not have ANY value or respect for originality?

*sees somebody wearing the same outfit as me*

me: ladies and gentlemen, i’m just going to state the obvious. we have a doppelgänger in our midst. as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband. from the hair, to the suit, do you not have any value or respect for originality? you’re a laughingstock. it’s cheesy, it’s disgusting. i personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious. i am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence, having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion.