*sees somebody wearing the same outfit as me*
me: ladies and gentlemen, i’m just going to state the obvious. we have a doppelgänger in our midst. as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband. from the hair, to the suit, do you not have any value or respect for originality? you’re a laughingstock. it’s cheesy, it’s disgusting. i personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious. i am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence, having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion.