killing your dad

anonymous asked:

As much Shit as we give spinach head, at least he didn't kill a dog and your dad. He's at least got that going for him

try to defend him again and I will deactivate the enzymes in your body and watch as you turn into pudding

Dragonpit showdown
  • *Everyone arrives*
  • Cersei: Hello guests I had to promise not to murder!
  • Jaime: *vawes the golden hand*
  • Cersei: Aha! Daenerys Targaryen! I am Cersei, THE QUEEN. And this is my brother Jaime, you know, the one that killed your dad.
  • Jaime: *hides under the table*
  • Daenerys: *goes nuts and runs to Cersei*
  • Jon: *grabs Dany* Calm down love
  • Jon: *goes nuts*
  • Daenerys: Calm down love
  • Cersei: Jon Snow... A bastard!
  • Jon: Just like your dead children, Your Grace.
  • The Mountain: *grumbles*
  • The Hound: *grunts*
  • Cleganebowl: *intensifies*
  • The Wight: uhghghgnnggn
  • Brienne: CLEGANE!
  • Podrick: PODRICK!
  • Gendry: *to the Hound* How much beef do you have?
  • Jon: Me and my totally platonic friend Daenerys that I have no intention of having sex with came here to show you something, Your Grace.
  • The Wight: ughghghghuughgghugu
  • Cersei: My brother's head on a spike?
  • Tyrion: HE WAS OLD!
  • Tyrion: Nuh-uh! You're stupid!
  • Jaime: *points at Jon and Dany* What are they doing?
  • Jon and Dany: *making out in the corner"
  • Davos: GOD JOB MY SON!
  • Jon and Dany: *drop on the ground*
  • Everyone:
  • The Wight: uhghghghghghghg
  • Emma: Okay kid, let's take that canoeing trip.
  • Henry: Do you really think now is the best time for a canoeing trip?
  • Emma: Of course. I know how important it is to you. That's why we constantly mention our plans to go canoeing. Not a day goes by that we don't curse the newest villain for trying to destroy the town because it delays our chance to canoe.
  • Henry: When have we ever talked about canoeing?
  • Emma: This might be our only chance to go off and do this before Gideon regroups and attacks me again.
  • Henry: Was the canoeing trip even my idea?
  • Emma: Let's go make one last memory as mother and son before the forces of evil attack again and the show remembers that I'm the main character.
  • Henry: Oh! This is a plot dodging trip.
  • Emma: Obviously. And it would work a lot better if you played along.
  • Henry: You're still bringing your gun in case Gideon decides to poof in and attack us on the river though, right?
  • Emma: Of course.
  • Henry: Canoeing is my passion.
  • Emma: There we go.
Persona 5 good ending

-Akechi is about to pop a cap in Akira’s skull
-He decides not to and cries like a lil bitch
-Helps Akira get out of prison
-Apologises to the group by taking them to destinyland
-“sorry I killed ur mom futaba here’s a Nintendo switch” “lol tight”
-“it was rude of me to kill your dad haru I’ll help you open a cafe” “lovely!”
-“sorry I was gonna shoot you in the head Akira here’s a video of me in a school play I thought you might like it”
-“sorry I tried to bang your sister makoto would you like me to bang you instead” “nah am gay” “phew me too”
-“would you like to go cycling Ryuji” “yes I would love too”
-“your art is very good Yusuke” “thank you dear fam”
-“Ann I respect you” “bles ur soul”
-“Morgana I think ur charming” “well ya”
-they go to IHOP together
-they kick shido’s ass together
-“thx for getting rid of my daddy issues now do I get to be adopted by boss” “yeah ofc”
-also kick yaldabaoth ass
-mom dad this is my friend goro
-everyone is happy
-yay it’s just like persona 4


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3 Billion Dollars [Part 6] - G Dragon Mafia!AU

Originally posted by julla

Summary: When your father owes 3 billion dollars to the mafia, he must repay his debt. Although things don’t  exactly the way he hoped.

Genre: angst? a little fluffy at some parts. this low key is another chapter filler

Warning: None really here, at least I don’t think

{part 1} {part 2} {part 3} {part 4} {part 5} {part 6} {part 7} {part 8} {part 9} {part 10} {part 11} {part 12} {part 13} {part 14} {part 15} {part 16} {part 17} {part 18} {part 19} {part 20} {part 21}

A/N: So I’m sorry to my Kpop Fans if you see Teen Wolf stuff on your dash or my blog. It will not change, I love Teen Wolf and it has helped me through a lot. I’m sorry if this bothers you. Anyways, like always my inbox is open and I will always reply to everyone. I hope you enjoy!

~ Admin Brooklyn


Ji Yong hated mornings. He just wanted to sleep, and the clearly irritated expression on his face showed it. He had to start his day though. A meeting, then grabbing Seungri and going for a quick check up on a special talkative someone. Ji Yong raked a hand through his hair, walking out of his room and down the hall. His eyes met with Youngbae’s tired ones.

“How are you doing?” Youngbae sighed rubbing his eyes with his hands. “Why the hell did you make me do this Ji Yong?”

“You were the only one that I trust and was free. Plus she knows you, maybe that’ll help her cope with this.” Youngbae nodded his head, sleep hanging in his eyes. Ji Yong looked at the door, a little anxious to see her. He needed to get his day started. He had an important meeting that he called for. No skipping this one.

“She was crying until, I think, two last night.” Youngbae’s words made Ji Yong perk up. He was paying full attention to you now. concern and a little regret on his face. Youngbae looked at him expectedly.

“I’m just gonna go in and check on her.” Ji Yong mumbled. He opened the cream door, and light flooded into the dark room. The dark colored walls turned everything into a shadow, the only other light source was the light shining from the window. As he stepped into the room, he saw you.

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Being Tony Stark’s Adopted Daughter Would Include...

Characters: Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader

Universe:Marvel, Avengers


Originally posted by fuckyeahtonystark

-          You hated him in the beginning since he barely spent time with you.

-          When he realised why you were so hostile, he started spending more time with you, and soon you took a liking to him.

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Side Effects

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, sister Winchester!reader, John Winchester

Words: 2900

Warnings: Injuries and blood (not graphic at all just a little bit), panic attack (it’s not reader who gets it), angst and fluff I guess.

A/N: So, I’ve never had a panic (only a minor anxiety attack if it even was that) and never really seen anyone else have one, fortunately. This is just based on what I’ve seen in movies and heard stories about, so yeah, just wanted to make that clear :) Also, Dean is a smol cinnamon roll who needs a hug. I wish I could give him one. I don’t know why I wrote this, but here goes.

Pre-series/AU! Dean’s age: 19, Readers age: 17, Sam’s age: 15

Originally posted by sensitivehandsomeactionman

Your name: submit What is this?

Arriving back at the motel, you let out a relieved — yet exhausted — breath you didn’t know you were holding, just as your dad killed the engine of the Impala and everything became quiet.

Glancing over at Sam next to you in the backseat during the still couple of seconds, your gaze was met by his hazel one, barely visible through the darkness. Sam reached up a hand and squeezed your shoulder, and you placed your hand on top of his. Flashing him a small, reassuring smile, you nodded — happy to be back in safety again, all of you in, sort of, on piece.

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3 Billion Dollars [Part 11] - G Dragon Mafia!AU

Originally posted by peaceminus8ne

Summary: When your father owes 3 billion dollars to the mafia, he must repay his debt. Although things don’t exactly go the way he hoped.

Genre: idk for this one honestly. angst?

Warning: swearing, graphic imagery, probably incorrect medical stuff, mentions of blood, my writing in general

{part 1} {part 2} {part 3} {part 4} {part 5} {part 6} {part 7} {part 8} {part 9} {part 10} {part 11} {part 12} {part 13} {part 14} {part 15} {part 16} {part 17} {part 18} {part 19} {part 20} {part 21}

A/N: I’m so sorry. So much stuff happened this weekend and I got barely any writing done. I swear I’ll work on more stuff I promise. I have a few request I’m working on and will hopefully be posted this week. I also have a very rough draft of like two series so yeah. I’m sorry my life’s a mess. Enjoy! Please leave me stuff in my inbox I love getting things! I kinda really need some motivation to finish my last few scenarios. 

~ Admin Brooklyn


You rushed to Ji Yong’s side, kneeling down over him. He groaned on the floor, blood pooling out of his arm. The boys quickly surrounded him. You put your hands on him, lightly holding him down too quickly look at the wound. Ji Yong clutched his shoulder, putting pressure on it as he groaned and shouted out in pain.

“Ji Yong move your arm,” you say, trying to pry his hand away from his shoulder. He glared at you, his grip on his shoulder getting tighter.

“I don’t know if you can fucking tell, but I just FUCKING GOT SHOT. NO THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING EX BOYFRIEND,” he yelled. You rolled your eyes and continued to try to pry his hands away.

“If you didn’t know, I went to medical school,” you say, pulling his arm. He shouted out in pain and you rolled your eyes. “So shut up, let go of your arm, and let me fucking heal you.”

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