killing you hoes

The "Where's Daniel" conspiracy of 2017:

The biggest British caused Shit-Storm since Charles left Princess Diana

“I don’t care what a bitch think and how a hoe feel, ‘cause ain’t nann one of you hoes payin’ my bills. And ain’t nann one of you hoes finna buy me a crib, and ain’t nann one of you hoes finna get me a whip. I know I must make a lot of ya’ll hoes sick. All I can tell you is hoe get used to it bitch.'Cause Ms. Trina the baddest as it fuckin’ get and I don’t sweat niggas and I don’t fight over dick…”

Hold ur god damn horses right I just realised that photo of Ed in the riddler attire wearing the hat as well and smiling at Oswald didn’t happen

Ed threw away his hallucination drugs

So like

That’s the real Oswald

THE SIGNS AS SHIT MANDY MY SCORPIHOE SAID

Aries: i’d kill someone for you hoe

Taurus: hOE STOP TAKING MY FOOD

Gemini: our ship name is “plox” cause he’s a box and i’m a plank (her bf’s a gemini)

Cancer: *me: falls* her: oH MY GOD ARE YOU OK FLIPPING HE C K ARENYOU OKAY

Leo: *sees that i wrote shit that my ego made me do* oH MY GOD STOP YOU WANNABE LEO

Virgo: bOI WE GON SAVE UP AND SHIT

Libra: yeah my bOyFRIENd is great yknow

Scorpio: *her sign* dAYAMMMMM *looks at a hot teacher*

Sagittarius: HECK

Capricorn: WE HAVE TO GET OUR PERMITS AND THEN WE GONNA SAVE UP AND GET MONEY 💰💰💰

Aquarius: you’re my favourite Aquarius ❤️ (ily too mandy)

Pisces: “I SMOKE 1.5 GRAMS OF WEED I AM A STONER”

anonymous asked:

eww youre a retraded bicth how even old are you hoe kill yourself with a knife and youre partent will never love you haha loser hoe

what did l do to you?!

Forty-six

Cyn

“You bought all this shit for some girl you don’t know?” Alex asked

I sunk deeper into his embrace and nodded “All I spend my money on is shoes and junk food anyways” I literally buy a pair of heels every time I open my laptop so it was nothing for me to take a little out of my shoe money to do a good deed

“Why? You don’t owe her nothing. Don’t you think you helped her enough?” He asked

“Ugh. I don’t know why I’m doing it, okay. I just want to” I mumbled

No matter how hard I thought I couldn’t make sense of why I was so into helping this girl out so much, I was doing it like I was in debt to her and I had no other choice but to help her out.

I guess in due time the reason would reveal itself.

“It couldn’t have been me” he mumbled focusing his attention on the cartoon that was playing on the TV.

I never really pegged Alex as the type to watch cartoons but besides sports, cartoons was literally the only thing he watched. It was cute though because he be so focused.

“Of course It couldn’t” I said lowly

His attention shifted from the television to me “What?” he was looking cute with his glasses on, I couldn’t believe I had this man all to myself

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