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fun fact: when I was little I used to think that the only place where God couldn’t see me was behind a chair in the living room.

another fun fact: miss shadow lovely is the only person with a full nose on this page.

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Three Murderers Inspired by Dexter

Mark Twitchell: The canadian aspiring filmmaker lured John Brian Altinger to his murder garage by pretending to be a woman in the dating site Plenty of Fish. He murdered and dismembered him, dumping the body parts in several sewers. It wasn’t his first try; he had abducted a man in the same way before but he had managed to escape. Twitchell had made a short horror film with the same modus operandi as the murder and police found a document he authored called “SK Confessions”, a sort of journal that described his progression into a serial killer. After he was found guilty in 2011, he kept watching Dexter in jail.

Andrew Conley: He was 17 years old and had been thinking about murder for years when he finally followed the steps of his fictional idol and strangled his little brother Conner (10) during 20 minutes, until he was sure he was dead. He later compared his cravings for murder to wanting a burger and revealed he fantasized about killing his father.

Steven Miles: The 16 year old british teenager stabbed and dismembered his girlfriend Elizabeth Thomas (17) in his bedroom to emulate his favorite character. He later claimed that he had an alter ego called Ed that demanded him to kill someone. He received a 25 year sentence in 2014.

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I Can't Help It (college!luke)

okay but college!luke always staring at you from across the class and one day you notice him. it kinda gets you a little fired up cause you have no idea what the hell hes looking at and it makes you a little nervous so after class, you walk up to him, your head high as he’s picking up his books and you say a little too sharply “can I help you with something?”. his head shoots up, not expecting that to come from you. his face flushes a bright pink and he stutters “I-I just think you’re gorgeous and I can’t help it..”. your mood instantly lightens and you feel the tension in your shoulders diminish. “oh,” a small smile creeps onto your lips “well thank you.”. with a killer smile of his own, he nods and politely asks if you’d like to get coffee sometime

This week on PLL: the moms finally experience what a day in their daughters’ lives feels like.

but then again, I feel like if we left it all to mama Hastings, she’d solve everything with a pair of red wine and killer heels. LOOK AT HER JUST MARCHING IN THERE. I love mama Hastings.

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So where’s my Bourne Identity Sterek AU with Derek…

YES OMG MY KINGDOM FOR 100K

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED FOR DEREK THE ASSASSIN WITH AMNESIA WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE BOY HE COMES ACROSS GETTING AWAY FROM THE COPS WHO’S SWEARING UP A STORM BY HIS CAR 

AND STILES AGREEING TO DRIVE THIS RANDOM DUDE WHO SEEMS KINDA OFF HIS ROCKER FOR 10K IN CASH AND ALSO BECAUSE HE’S EXTREMELY HOT BUT OH NO HE’S GONE AND FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE GUY WHO BRINGS TROUBLE AT EVERY TURN AND OH HOLY SHIT HE’S A HIT MAN?? WHO DIDN’T KNOW IT BECAUSE OF AMNESIA??? STILES NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

HE HAD SEX (AMAZING, MINDBLOWING SEX, YES) WITH A KILLER. OH SHIT.

BUT IN THE END DEREK ISN’T A HORRIBLE MAN, AND HE’S ACTAULLY A PRETTY GOOD GUY EVEN THOUGH HE CAN KILL A GUY IN TEN SECONDS FLAT. AND STILES JUST CAN’T STAY AWAY. ONCE DEREK SENDS STILES AWAY FROM THE FINAL SHOWDOWN WITH THE FREAKING CIA DUDE CHASING THEM, STILES GOES TO STAY WITH HIS BFF SCOTT IN LIKE LONDON OR SOMETHING, BUT HE CAN’T TELL SCOTT, WHAT IF THEY BUGGED HIM? BUT HE DOES TELL HIM HE FELL IN LOVE WITH A GUY, STUPIDILY, MADLY IN LOVE.

AND THEN ABOUT A MONTH LATER DEREK SHOWS UP OUT OF THE BLUE AT THE SHOP STILES IS WORKING AT WITH SCOTT AND STILES CAN’T BELIEVE IT, HE’S IN THIS STATE OF HAPPY SHOCK, AND HE JUST BOUNDS OVER TO DEREK AND KISSES HIM AND THEN THEY HAVE TO GO ON THE RUN, AND THEN THE EVENTS OF THE SECOND AND THIRD FILM HAPPEN BUT STILES DOESN’T DIE SO HE’S THERE FOR IT AND JUST FUCK

I NEED THIS.

DA fandom is so toxic? I see people being attacked for the smallest things. I fear for my friends I made here and I fear for those good folks who come here to have a good time and get distracted from their lives.

Life is pretty harsh and then coming here and finding such toxic environment is a mood killer for sure