Inthelittlewood (martyn), TheStrippin' (sam) aaaaannddd of course: Jordan Maron :P
husband: jordan maron. shocker of the century, amirite?
best friend: strippin (he’s hot, so he can’t be my brother esjknkjds)
brother: inthelittlewood :3 (he’s cute but maybe in like the brother sort of way)