killer smog

A blanket of ominous fog has descended on the very flat part of England where I lead my life of quiet desperation. Pollution has combined with Saharan dust storms to produce what the tabloids have level-headedly described as  'killer smog’.

Many of us will go out and buy dust masks, others may unwisely try and fashion their own out of plastic bags and, in some extreme cases, people may even have go as far to try and eat the very same bags on top of toast with eggs and ketchup.

Many thanks to cantankerousfarce, who originally posted this one up on Instagram.