killer outfit!

i lost my virginity on club penguin. i invited this penguin into my igloo and we both had premium memberships so we had killer outfits and boppin igloos. so we get inside and he’s like “take off ur clothes” and im like “k” so we strip down to our bare penguin ass and then he says “like my pencil?” and that stupid winking emoticon that you could choose out of the like 10 offered and i never forgot that

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“I say this about everything: when I was on ‘Neighbours,’ I said, ‘These are the best years of my life!’ When I was filming 'The Wolf Of Wall Street,’ I said, 'These are the best months of my life!’ I always think I’m having the best time ever, and that I’ll never have so much fun again.” | Margot Robbie

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i’ve been seeing some modern outfit muses so i thought i’d draw some for Jhin  - not sure all of them fit for his character, for instance he’s all about asymmetry, and, well… But I had fun looking stuff up.

My favorite one is the one with the big black open kimono style jacket :’D idk, it’s just… i love that outfit

now back to drawing a comic and also knight Jhin 😩

Misreading the Situation

Pairing: Stuart x Reader

Author: @ninja-stiles

Words: 3300

Request:  Ok I got a Stuart request! How about the reader is Billy’s daughter and she meets Stuart thinks he’s a complete asshole but then Stuart gets drunk and confesses that he loves her in a phone call that was supposed to be to Billy but it actually is placed to the reader then the reader gives Stuart a chance and maybe they get it on idk you take it from there

Author’s Note: This took so long to write and I apologize immensely. Thanks to @dumbass-stilinski and @rememberstilinski for looking this over for me! I hope you all enjoy the filthy sin!


Originally posted by dylanholyhellobrien


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RIP To My Youth pt. 3

*To be read in Britney’s voice* It’s been awhile… I know I shouldn’t have kept you waiting… but I’m here now.

Previous chapters: Part 1, Part 2

Description: Saturday has finally arrived, which for Y/N means only one thing… Cheryl Blossom’s highly anticipated party. And what’s Blossom party without drama? A little game of truth or dare never hurt anyone, right?

Pairing: Jughead x Reader

Word Count: 4170

Warnings: A swear or two



I woke up to the blaring noise of my phone’s ringtone. No please no, just five more minutes. Who the hell could be calling me this early on a Saturday?

I reluctantly rolled over to check my phone’s caller ID to see who decided to bother me at 8 am. ‘Veronica Lodge’ it read. Groaning, I held the phone up to my ear and answered.

“Hello?” I said in a groggy morning voice.

“Good morning my little protégée, the shops open at 9 and we’re going to need to make a head start on things if we’re going to Cheryl’s party tonight as well” Veronica chirped. Judging by the chipper tone of her voice she had been up and ready for awhile now.

“Oh god I almost forgot about the shopping trip today, do we really need to go so early?” I yawned, sitting up in bed in an attempt to wake myself up more.

“Yes Y/N, I have the day planned out. Me, you and Kevin are going to shop not only for your new wardrobe but also for killer outfits for the three of us tonight. Then we’re meeting Archie at Pop’s a little later on, and then you’re coming to my house to get ready for the party. And then-”

“And then we go to the party okay, I got it, I got it” I cut in.

“Perfect, Kevin and I will be at you house in about an hour! Chow” she finished as she swiftly hung up the phone.

I tossed my phone on my nightstand and got out of bed in pursuit of the shower, which I knew would help give me the strength to get through this day.

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