killer date

A male and female serial killer meet on a dating site, not knowing each other’s dark intentions to murder their date. It gets awkward once they realize what the other is really doing.

Voices of serial killers
Voices of serial killers

Voices of various serial killers. 

Ordered by date of apprehension: Edmund Kemper (about watching TV and learning how not to get caught, through crime shows) - Ted Bundy (about remorse) - David Berkowitz (about finding religion) - John Wayne Gacy (demonstrating a rope trick he used on his victims and explaining it) - Richard Ramirez (about his thoughts on serial killers in general) - Aileen Wuornos (getting angry about the way she was treated by others) - Jeffrey Dahmer (about his motive) - Dennis Rader aka. BTK Killer (about dreaming about and planning the killing)

Also know as the “Dating Game Killer,” Rodney James Alcala was born on August 23, 1943 in San Antonio, Texas. From 1977 to 1979, he murdered eight women (possibly up to 100). He earned his nickname because he appeared on The Dating Game show in 1978 and actually won a date.

He was an “extraordinary genius” with an IQ of 160. He was top of his class in school, had many friends, enjoyed piano, and was part of the yearbook planning team. He received a Bachelor’s Degree in Fine Arts from UCLA and was accepted to New York University’s School of Fine Arts.

Serial killer voices
Serial killer voices

Some more audio clips of serial killers. Part 1

Ordered by date of apprehension: Rodney Alcala (joking on The Dating Game in 1978), Dennis Nilsen (about dismembering corpses to avoid the bad smell that would emerge in summer), Ottis Toole (about his love for fire, power and destruction + his creepy laugh), Henry Lee Lucas (about his methods of killing), Paul Bernardo (rapping), Karla Homolka (about giving in to Paul’s wish to kill), Gary Ridgway (about one victim, who he picked up and murdered while his son was in the car).

All I'm saying is that if you had to ask me who I felt more comfortable being alone with- Moo Bin from "Fight My Way", or Hyun Soo from "Suspicious Partner", I'd pick Hyun Soo. And he stabs people as a hobby.

That’s how fucking horrible Moo Bin is.

Dating Happy would include:

Request:  If you haven’t already could you do dating happy would be? Like you did wit jax


+Him being a total gentleman for you. 

You two walked towards the club house when happy quickly reached for the doors and opens them for you before smiling at you as you passed him.

“Thank you.” You smile before reaching for his hand as the two of you enter the club house. 

Happy is not the one for pda or hand holding, but he knew you like it so he never complained about it, because seeing the smile on your face made it all worth it. 

“I’m kinda thirsty, I’ll get something to drink. Do you want anything?” You ask him.

“It’s fine. Take a seat i’ll bring it to you.” He told you before kissing your forehead and walking over  to the bar to order you a lemonade because his mother raised him right.


+Him tattooing his crow on you.

“Happy?’‘ 

’'Yeah?” He looked up from his gun that he has been fixing up for the last 5 minutes while you were sitting beside him. 

“I’m your old lady, right?” You ask. The two of you have been together for over a year now and you were still getting used to living this crazy club life. 

“Of course.” He said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. 

“Good.” You smiled to yourself, not realising he was still looking at you. 

“How do you feel about tattoos?’' 

’'I love them, I’m dating you after all.” You smile, letting your eyes fall on to his tattooed skin.

“I want you to wear my crow.” He tells you, reaching in to his pocket and pulling out a peace of paper on which he had drew a crow. 

“You already designed it?” You couldn’t help but be surprised. 

“After a month of knowing you.” He told you as in to tell you he knew you were the one after just one month. 

“Yes!” You nod making him smile. “When are we doing it?”

“Now.’' 


+Him having 101 nicknames for you.

’'Baby girl” He called out from your bedroom. “Kitten!” He tried again. “Woman!” He got annoyed that you were not answering him. “Y-”

“Yes!?” You cut him off walking in to your room only wearing a towel.

“Where were you?”

“What does it look like?” You look down at your towel and wet hair. “What was so fucking urgent?”

“I wanna cuddle.” He shrugs making you roll your eyes before smiling and walking his way. 




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Masterlist here!

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howaboutskinny  asked:

helo, i'm sorry if this has been asked before [and if my 'facts' are a little off] but i was just thinking about the phrase 'fallen down'. in monster history book 6 i think it says that monsters who get too old are referred to as 'fallen down' before they turn to dust. 'fallen down' plays when toriel saves frisk from flowey so maybe when frisk fell into the underworld he was so hurt he died. i know the whole 'they're all dead' thing is a massive cliche but i just thought it was interesting

(undertale spoilers)

While the landing must have been uncomfortable, even with the golden flowers cushioning Frisk’s fall, it’s fairly unlikely that they’ve met their end there. Although “fallen down” is indeed a loaded term among monsters, it carries a very different meaning in regards to the humans. 

Toriel and several other characters throughout the game make passing remarks about Frisk’s (and Chara’s) fall. Unlike when referring to monsters, there’s never any quotation marks to suggest an alternate meaning:

TORIEL:
I pass through here every day to see if anyone has fallen down.
You are the first human to come here in a long time.

TORIEL:
Hee hee hee, I had a feeling.
When a human falls down here, strangely…
I often feel like I already know them.

TORIEL:
Every human that falls down here meets the same fate.
I have seen it again and again.

ASRIEL:
It sounds like it came from over here…
Oh! You’ve fallen down, haven’t you…
Are you okay?

ASTIGMATISM (MONSTER TALE):
The king decided it was time to end our suffering.
Every human who falls down here must die.
With enough souls, we can shatter the barrier forever.

ASGORE:
Young one, when I look at you…
I’m reminded of the human that fell here long ago…

Most of these lines suggest that humans (and by extension Frisk) have merely fallen down the hole in Mt. Ebott, without the additional meaning it carries for monsterkind. Considering how Frisk also proceeds to both act on their own and display a personality along the journey, and the lack of canon evidence, it’s very unlikely that Frisk died.

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So like so far reasons to not date Joseph:

-his children are threatening to eat my soul every 5 seconds

-he’s probably a zombie cult leader 

-is married to a wife who is dead inside

-gives his children terrible names that only reinforce the cult thing and they are all also dead inside

-and again, said children want to drain my blood and use my skin as a suit

Reasons to date Joseph:

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