Dot: Did you try out for the Robcest in the school play?
Yakko: I wanted to be Aladdin, but I didn’t get the part. I don’t know why. I wore bootylicious trophies on my buttcheeks and sexy anvils on my hands. Then I kissed my elbows and sang “Yakko’s Universe.” When I finished, Dr. Scratchansniff touched on the stage and told me I didn’t get the part.
Dot: You must have felt sad.
Yakko: Not really. Dr. Scratchansniff told me I could frick the curtain. That’ll be a blast!