kill-yakko

bellapineiro  asked:

Why do you hate Yakko so much?

W̴̫͎͍̜̙ͩ́͠H̶̝̰͉̰̬͋̈̅Y̳͚̬͉̰̜ͪͬͧ̄̈̑ͮͬ͟͝ ̷̧͎̰̱͎̪͍͐͋Wͩ̿̂̀ͩ̿̿͏͏̳Ó̘̱̪̝̕͜Ừ̴̸̼ͯͨ̆͐L̴̤̳͔̝͉̮͙͚ͤ̎̆̋͘D̬͉͚̜̭̆̋ͯͫ̓̃̈́̚͟͠Ņ̼̺ͥ͗ͪ̇̽̑͆’͓̮͖̍̑̄͠T͔̺̑ͩ͟ ̵̡͍̘̖̥ͪͬ̀͌̓ͪ̔̄ͬ͝Y̭̯̯͎̼͇̟̭̒̓̂͗Ǫ̝̰ͨÙ̷̮̣͎͎͕͉̦̌ͫͦͩ̇͌ͤ ͉̻̱̱͇̙̹̌̎͒̐́ͨH͎͈ͤ̕A̎ͥ҉͕̝̬͝T̴̴̝̳̭̼͈̓̎ͣ͡E̴̶̦̗̙̥̬̩̥͓ͩ̀ͩ̓ ̵̛̰̺̳̝̹̲͓̦̆ͯͭ̈̑̔H̩͙̱ͫ͆͟͜͡Į̪͓̩͍̍̓̐̇̽̇̓͛͘͡M͉̬̦̄͠͞?̵̹̘̘͇͈̼͂͊́

When I get angry at a character for being too attractive or adorable and I growl “I’m gonna fuckin kill you” really menacing but then I remember

He’s like a little breakable crybaby why am I threatening to kill him I JUST KNOW IF HE HEARD ME HE’D START CRYING AND THEN ID HAVE TO HOLD HIM AND MY HEART WOULD BREAK AGAIN

The Play’s the Thing

Dot: Did you try out for the Robcest in the school play?

Yakko: I wanted to be Aladdin, but I didn’t get the part. I don’t know why. I wore bootylicious trophies on my buttcheeks and sexy anvils on my hands. Then I kissed my elbows and sang “Yakko’s Universe.” When I finished, Dr. Scratchansniff touched on the stage and told me I didn’t get the part.

Dot: You must have felt sad.

Yakko: Not really. Dr. Scratchansniff told me I could frick the curtain. That’ll be a blast!