So in our homebrewed 3.5 d&d session, we have a crazy male Paladin who worships a sentient troll skull, a Magical Girl Cleric, a female Illithid Squid Kid Necromancer (Literally with inkgun and all), a female Drider Scout, and a male Drow Rogue (myself). A common theme happens to be the Drider flirting with my Drow, attempting to seduce/eat him, to no avail. Eventually, she walks up to him with a large sack.
Me: “Something you need, Drider?”
Drider: *Just smiles and dumps around 3k worth of diamonds, the amount needed for Resurrection, onto him. *
Me: *Just looks in horror up at her and utters:* “Fuck.”
Needless to say, there was dinner for one that session.