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Hamilton Characters as Different Social Media Platforms
  • Alexander: Tumblr. Shitposts regularly, goes on long rants about social justice issues, daddy kink, kinda rly Gay™,hates donald trump.
  • Laurens: Deviant Art. Really likes to do the Art Thing™,is really gay, quiet when u dont know him but sO FRICKIN LOUD OTHERWISE WOO!!
  • Lafayette: Vine. naive af,does not understand most jokes but tells them again anyways,talks way too fast.
  • Hercules: Twitter: Rants a lot, lowkey a fuckboy,does not have an indoor voice as he is ALWAYS HYPED!!!!
  • Madison: Snapchat. Stays at party for like 10 mins then leaves for some reason and does not come back, kinda basic but everyone still loves him,99% pure
  • Jefferson: 4chan. Is the first to know about new memes, kinda problematic,angered easily,ironically says "make america great again"
  • Washington: Facebook. Pronounces "memes" as "mey-meys",you either rly like him or rly hate him,finds out about trends months late, dad friend.
  • Burr: Google plus. Everyone knows him ut most dont rly like him , 100% salt, steals memes from Jefferson.
  • King George: Myspace. 'hahaha remember me?",really wants people to talk to him again,lonely, still thinks its 2006
  • Eliza: Pinterest. The Mom Friend™™ ,really likes DIY projects, & does everything better than you.
  • Peggy: Ifunny. Commonly overlooked,does everything """ironically""",likes memes.
  • Angelica: Instagram. #nofilter,rly passive agressive,takes pictures of her food, has an iphone.
  • Maria: Youtube. Everyone knows her name,has a bit of a bad rep but is cool af, likes cute animals.
Just imagine it for a moment.

Imagine the pain Jasper went through when she lost her Diamond. The person she was created to serve and protect. Her only choice being to join Yellow Diamond to try to get revenge for her Diamond. To make herself feel like less of a failure.

Imagine Jasper’s hatred toward Rose for betraying her. For destroying her sole purpose for existing.

Imagine Jasper having to grieve alone for millenniums, instead of with her Quartz sisters.

Have you imagined it? Good.

Now, I want you to imagine Jasper finding out that for so long, her hatred was aimed towards the wrong person.

Imagine Jasper finding out that the Diamond she currently serves has been lying to her for thousands of years.

That this Diamond is the reason for all of her pain and suffering. That this Diamond is the one responsible for the Death of Pink Diamond.

Jasper will return, this we already know. And when she finds out the truth, her enemy won’t be Rose anymore.

She’ll be after a Diamond.

THEORY!!!!!!

“I’m going out onto the grounds to see if I can catch a whiff of the old bag of bones.”

We all assumed that the Colonel was talking about Mark, even Tyler, replying:

“Weren’t you and Mark the same age?”

To which the Colonel very distinctly DOES NOT REPLY, even deliberately laughing over the end of the sentence.

Now, Mark may not fit that description, but do you know who does?

The Groundskeeper

It’s already been established that the Colonel is very familiar with the manor and staff, and that there is far more to the Groundskeeper than meets the eye. Is it really so much of a stretch that he might have been looking for George, knowing that he knew something important?


The plot thickens…

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It seems that way, doesn’t it?