kill mary bang

So this happened on Reddit today...
  • tankintheair315: Finally, kill, marry, bang. Ira glass, Jad Abumrad, and Roman Mars.
  • Jesse Thorn: That's a really tough K/M/B. I'd probably marry Roman, because he's a good friend of mine and I think we'd make a good couple. I'd sleep with Jad because he's very handsome (Ira's pretty handsome, too, but Jad has a sort of lithe grace). And I guess then I'd have to kill Ira. Which would be a little Oedipal. But let it not go unsaid: Ira is the BEST.
  • Roman Mars: Hear that, Jad? You may have "lithe grace" but he's coming home to me every night.