kill :) me :) now :)

zloe  asked:

Why donu hate marvel?

so many reasons….. their new fuckin nazi propaganda comics, turning captain america and magneto, a literal holocaust survivor, into nazis, retconning the jewish ancestries of the maximoffs,.. theyve done so much unacceptable shit

revlark  asked:

Two more bc I'm obsessed: 1. The only time the gc name changed was for 24 hours to Secret Lesbian Cult after being called that by a PTA mom and 2. Every time someone asks what any of the moms went to prison for, regardless of what it actually was, they look the person straight in the eyes and quietly whisper "I killed a man."


some poor soul asks while they’re grouped up and they all turn and stare and say it iN UNISON like

Originally posted by catchingthefunnies

Sometimes I spend so much time interacting with quality writers on Twitter/Tumblr that I forget there are people who look at tropes like Love Triangle and Girl Who Is Not Like Other Girls and think, “Yes! This is a fresh and wonderful idea! I should use it unironically in my next story and not attempt to subvert it in any way!”

And then I get a manuscript to copy edit like the one I got today.

And now I want to die.

I love you all, but you are also making my life very difficult due to having such high standards now.

I just discovered there is a small subreddit dedicated to google-translating (and actually dubbing, very professionally!!) the Star Wars movies and occasional SWR episodes from english into chinese and back into english again, making the subtitles change ridiculously, and it’s positively the most hilarious thing I’ve ever come across since I saw the LotR post about a similar thing, here are some highlights:


*slams fists on table* H E I G H T  D I F F E R E N C E 

feat. mah boys :D

i had a lot of fun with this, and it kinda tackles, like, several childhood au head cannons at once

  • keith starts off looking more like his dad, but as he grows up, more of his mother’s traits show (hair becomes more purple and floofy)
  • keith had to drop the bowl cut eventually cause his hair got too wild, now he does what he can to keep it at least a little tame (Lance: “He has legendary bedhead.”)
  • meanwhile, lance got his appearance under control (read: got super attractive)
  • keith was a soccer kid (but later got into knives?)
  • lance can eat whatever he wants and not gain any weight (keith is jealous)
  • they officially get together when they’re 17

god i love them


I can’t believe you were expelled because you laughed too hard at a gay joke.

probably how Keith got expelled lmao

bonus klance:

It was the only time he laughed at the Garrison’s too.
How do you know that?