Well, it’s NOT PIETRO because the little worm’s so freakishly afraid of bugs that it’s comical, and it’s so not Kitty either. Is it cheating to say Toad? Because they would totally just call Toad anytime there’s a big bug because “no, nope, not dealin with that, back to bed”.
Who hogs the sheets
AKA the cause of, like, fifty percent of their fights. Pietro is a massive cover hog- and he won’t give them up no matter what. It’s the most frustrating thing ever.
Who hates mornings
Pietro is powercharged in the morning as long as he’s gone for his run, so typically it’s Kitty who ends up dragging herself out of bed an hour behind him, grumbling about something or other incoherently. That said, neither of them really hate mornings.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee
Kitty needs energy to wake herself up in the morning. Pietro charges up while he sleeps, so he’s just dandy- and do not give him caffeine.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law
Kitty’s mother makes Pietro’s eye twitch, and he almost approves of Lance’s decision to try and drop a high school on top of them. Almost. And he would never say that to Kitty, dear lord.
FFS, NEITHER OF THEM, meaning both of them, generally whoever gets to the wheel first. They are literally the only two people who can tolerate each other’s driving- and their combined road rage is monumental. They are a hazard on the road.
Who gets horny in awkward public places
Oh come on- Pietro. So, totally Pietro, let’s be real.
Who had a scene phase
Umm… well, neither of them, really? But if it had to have been one of them, it would have been Pietro, to be honest.
Who wore braces
I can… kind of see Kitty as being the most adorable little braceface as a kid. Like, one of those kids who have to get them really early, like, in forth grade, and then was lucky enough to get them off early as well.
Who got bullied
I can see them both as getting bullied by their peers. We know that Kitty was on the wrong end of some of her classmates’ sticks, but honestly… how easy could it have been for Pietro to fit in? Especially as a child, with limited control over his powers, never having been alone before, and also being that one weird kid with white hair who doesn’t really know how to interact with normal people; I can see him getting into a few scuffles in his day, until he learned just how powerful his own words as a weapon can be.
Who collects ceramic elephants
Aww. Kitty has a number of embarrassing little collections that she nourishes, while Pietro’s room in the meantime is pretty spartan.
I’m feeling a great need to write some Kietro fanfiction for x-men evolution again. I don’t know where it’s coming from, but it’s totally happening. I’m pretty sure they were probably one of my very first otp’s. Along with Buffy and Angel haha.
I’m feeling a mighty need to go old school and write some Kietro fanfiction. For anyone with a life [unlike me] that’s the pairing of Kitty Pryde and Pietro Maximoff [for me specifically relating to X-Men Evolution]. I think I’m going to do it.
I ship this because they’re pretty-looking together and the love-hate potential is hilarious and have proven to have sweet resolutions (by really awesome Kietro writers, btw.). Although, I wish they made Kitty Pryde less concerned about getting one-up Pietro’s teasing (thinks about writing own fan fiction of these two).
The short comic strips are actually excerpts from here: (Comic 1: “crossfire”) and (Comic 2: “Kitty vs. Pietro”) both by the same author, mistyblue1. Er, not for 5-minute reading :D there’s an average of 45 chapters for both stories BUT I assure you it’s hilarious for a high school-set RomCom involving mutants and teenage feelings and getting the wrong idea..
…well, okay, essentially CAMPY but hey, it was written for entertainment. And I was entertained.
Yes. I know Kitty Pryde ends up with Lance Alvers and their canon is pretty cute but I still root for these two. You’ve got to admit Pietro has quite an attractive design (I don’t care much for his voice actor in the animated series though :)))) *SPOILER ALERT* but I can’t wait to see the actor they chose for him in Avengers 2!). And I just really like Kitty Pryde’s design too. And I just think they’re prettier designs together.