He blinked at her in surprise “she said she’d leave you alone. I know how much this has upset you. I just want you to be happy.”

“I am happy” she smiled at him stroking his cheeks “I have two wonderful dad’s who love me. Out of all the kids in the world they chose me.” She moved closer bringing her lips to his. It felt awkward at first before she switched her mind off and just let it happen. It wasn’t passionate just sweet and tender. “I have you too. If it weren’t for her I wouldn’t have been able to tell you how I felt about you.”

“Maybe I should thank her” Ryan smirked at her.

“You will not” she cried glaring at him before attacking him like she had when the were little seeking out his most ticklish places. He squirmed around trying to get away from her fingers.

“Ok ok I won’t I promise I won’t” he gasped for breath.

“You better not” she said “I should at least meet her. I want her to know something.”

“You’re not going alone” his voice rose in concern.

“Of course not” she smiled innocently at him “you’re coming with me.”

emoji movie predictions

- message is ‘dont sell yourself out/be yourself’ despite being a quick cashgrab with no other purpose than to make money
- at least 1 eggplant emoji joke for some ‘adult humor’
- at least one ‘middle finger’ joke with the hand emoji for some ‘adult humor’
- girl emoji has a tragic past
- forced romance
- theres a wacky misunderstanding of the emoji the kid in the real world sent and the girl hates him for half the movie for no reason
- saying “HOLY _____” in reference to holy shit but instead replacing shit with something that rhymes
- lost of fart jokes despite them being emojis and not needing to fart. or shit. or literally ANYTHING a human has to do.
-girl emoji has a ‘liar revealed’ plot where she 1. has ulterior motives she lies about or 2. is working with the bad guys but has a change of heart
- after said liar reveal, guy emoji storms off and gets in trouble/is captured and she shows up last minute to save him + hand emoji
- girl emoji says ‘you made me learn to be myself’ to guy emoji
- girl and guy get interrupted when they’re about to kiss
- the guy emoji ‘sacrifices’ himself and then gets brought back and the movie REALLY WANTS YOU to BELIEVE they’re going to kill a fucking emoji
- hand emoji dabs or whips & nae naes at one point
- ends with everybody dancing
- girl and guy in real world get together despite the wacky misunderstandings
- end credits have 5 poop emoji jokes they showed in the trailer but saved them for the end


Originally, I wanted to draw an AU where Link and Zelda were normal human kids in a world like ours, but then I started thinking about Zoras and I got excited and a new AU within an AU happened?? I’ll probably make more of this.

Renamed MCU Movies
  • Iron Man: Robert Downey Jr. now has a goatee and it sort of works
  • The Incredible Hulk: remember that 2003 Hulk film with Jennifer Connelly? this isn't it
  • Iron Man 2: He's Back and Very Tired of This Shit
  • Thor: Tell your kid he's adopted and then hibernate to avoid your problems
  • Captain America The First Avenger: arguably, could one insert their dick....into the tesseract? asking for a friend
  • The Avengers: remember loki? ha that wild son of a gun sure loved trying to kill his adopted father. what's he been up to?
  • Iron Man 3: Tony Stark Collects Science Kids
  • Thor The Dark World: Why do Asgardians have such weird fucking names? Just have a normal name.
  • Captain America The Winter Soldier: Just give Natasha Romanoff her own movie already
  • Guardians of the Galaxy: Put This Film in the Library of Congress
  • Avengers Age of Ultron: Clint Barton has a line in the script!
  • Ant-Man: Paul Rudd is like the hot dad of your friend and it's really obvious but you don't want to say anything about it in case that friend stops inviting you to their house so you sit there at dinner and try not to stare at their hot dad but eventually you just have to say something and then you stop talking to that friend a month later for totally unrelated causes
  • Captain America Civil War: Bucky Barnes is not straight part 2
  • Doctor Strange: you could have literally cast anybody else in this role and you chose Bendydick Crackrock. other than that, great film
  • Guardians of the Galaxy 2: currently still sobbing over this
  • Spiderman Homecoming: Tony Stark Continues To Collect Science Kids
Love comes with indescribable feelings.
Like the feeling you get when he laughs at your jokes or holds your hand. The feeling you get when we wraps his arms around you or kisses your forehead. The feeling you get when he tells you he loves you. It’s like your a kid again, and the world is painted in vibrant colors and there’s no darkness. You’re just a naive little girl who still believes in magic, and still believes in love.
Then there comes the pain. The pain so sharp it cuts into you at night, the type of pain that leaves you breathless and empty. You’re panicking, because you feel like your losing sight of the vibrant colors you once saw and it’s all turning to grey, it keeps getting darker and you can’t paint another picture.
All your left with is grey, a grey world without color.
But you need that color to survive, so you inhale the smoke and the red returns to your eyes, and the colors back again, in neons and as bright as ever. He’s not the only source of color.
—  v.m

okay i know i’ve been joking about usa hockey asking high school kids to play in Worlds but like,,,,,, i’m furious. how dare they even consider endangering these children. they haven’t trained at that level and are not olympic athletes yet and they absolutely would get injured if they played against other national teams at worlds so yeah fuck usa hockey for being so selfish and for having such a severe lack of respect for women that they don’t give a shit about knowingly endangering them

  • Someone else did this but this is my take on the album messages/stories of the albums.
  • AWKIF: We're kids in an adult's world. Our lives are changing, relationships are breaking down, we're far from home, and it's scary.
  • Riot!: We feel all our emotions without shame and we're gonna speak our damn minds.
  • Brand New Eyes: We believe in love even though it's sometimes hard and scary. Sometimes it's hard to like the people you love, and you gotta be honest even if it's painful and have an open mind to keep on loving those people.
  • Paramore: It's okay to grow up. It's okay to make mistakes. It's okay to be happy.
  • After Laughter: Sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom before you can start to build yourself up again. It's time to wipe the slate clean, start over, and fight your demons. Forgive, but don't forget.
different titles ➙ p.j.m ➙ one

pairing: Jimin x Reader

genre: angst | fluff | smut | au 

warnings: language

summary: who would’ve thought Park Jimin, one of the richest kids in the world, would fall in love with a homeless one?


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