I want to play ball with my kids before I get too old.
And before that happens, I need to get laid.
And before that happens, I need to be in love.
And I don’t wanna hear, “I don’t know, I can’t help, na na na.“ No, no, I am a catch, and I am not going to be the one who got away. So this is what we’re going to do.
He'd be such dork when you're shopping too he'd plop on all the couches & pretend to watch TV. In the kitchens, he'd pretend to cook you something while he sings terribly & bustles around the fake kitchen. He'd jump into a bed & pull you down next to him, snuggling into you & pretending to fall asleep, even snoring a bit. When he gets into the kid section, he'll get so excited "Babe! We can get 14 of these for our kids!" "You want 14 kids?" "Well I'd be happiest with 15 but I'll settle for (1/2)