kids on the beat

anonymous asked:

oh, hi, Rich!! i didnt know you had a blog~ well, maybe now's a good time to ask... how do you, like, uhm, get together with your best friend?? ... froyo's on me if you'll give me some advice!! ((From @askbrookelohst //ayyy, freckled bmc kid buddies!//))

R: Sorry, Brooke. Beats the fuck out of me.
R: Lets make a deal,
R: If you ask yours out, I’ll ask mine. We can celebrate by getting froyo after.

((Also @askbrookelohst your blog is really cute and im dying?? holy fucking s h it))

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem.
Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm.
They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine.
Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle.
I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

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I drew this to beat the CRAP out of my artblock and now I never want to look at it again.

Random DnD Worldbuilding
  • Male tieflings wearing skirts because having custom pants tailored to accommodate their tails is too much of a hassle
  • Firefighter clerics, wizards, and druids
  • (and the apologetic sorcerer that probably started the fire by mistake)
  • Young, forty-something dwarves joining druid circles and protesting the damage their clan mining does on the environment
  • Everyone gives up trying to categorize sexuality when a half-elf can bring their cute dragonborn boyfriend home to meet their family
  • Human kids having an awesome bearded dwarf vodka-aunt that adventured with a great-grandparent decades ago and gives the best presents
  • Ok but there are several disciplines of magic that let you bring people back from the dead wtf
  • Young punk elves barely in their 80s but yelling at humans “Check yourself knave I made out with your grandma before she even had your Da.”
  • Wizards for Familiar Rights
  • Spellcasters using ‘alter self’ and switch genders at will
  • A giant half-Orc mom adopting street kids and giving them shoulder rides
  • A normal human whose sibling was born a tiefling beating up village kids who mistreat them
  • Integrated cities made to accommodate smaller folk like halflings and gnomes
  • Would alchemists be the ones to concoct magic medications for psych disorders? Are divination clerics and wizards psychologists?
  • Convoluted age laws because a half-orc is an adult at 15 but an elf isn’t considered of-age until their first century.
  • Maybe democracies aren’t a thing in Faerûn because all you’d need is a few necromancers to literally have dead people voting
  • Bard rock bands

You are a kid who was adopted by the Local crime gang (syndicate, mafia, Mob, yakuza whatever your preference) and you just got in trouble at your middle school for beating another kid up, now the school meets… “The Family”

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Luffy’s outfits through the series 

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Rammellzee X Basquiat X 1982

Jean-Michel Basquiat and Rammellzee on Santa Monica Blvd after exiting Maxfields in Los Angeles. Photos by Basquiat’s assistant Stephen Torton. 

ok i’m sick n bedridden so i’m jus gunna do something i’ve been meaning to do for a while

NurseyDex Merlin AU

  • okay so picture if u will a gangly red head in a small medieval village 
  • he’s lanky and awkward and his ears are too big for his head
  • his dad’s been missing his whole life, and so it’s up to him to provide for his mother and siblings
  • which at first was hard
  • but as time went on, dex discovers he can fell trees just by getting angry with them
  • his rabbit snares never stay empty for more than a day
  • his villages livestock is always immune to whatever diseases plague the other towns nearby
  • one day though, while he’s out in the woods splitting wood with much more ease than a scrawny teenager should be able to, the axe slips and he hits his foot
  • what would have been a debilitating injury for most people healed almost instantly in a rush of gold light
  • unfortunately, dex wasn’t alone while this happened
  • fortunately, it was only his mother who saw
  • when she realized he possessed magical powers, she sent him away to an old friend who lived in the kingdom of Samwell so he could be trained to control his impulses 

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The Ipliers as kids
  • Darkiplier: acts innocent to manipulate adults, when manipulation doesn't work just starts screaming in fury
  • Dr. Iplier: wants to be a doctor, at 9 already doesn't understand math
  • Warfstache: plays with water guns, as soon as he understands they're not deathly beats up the kids he water-shooted
  • The host: impopular and bullied, suddenly everyone listens to him when it's storytime
  • King of the Squirrels: thinks he has power over adults like Dark, is horribly wrong
  • Googleplier: prefers online games to real kids
  • Ed Edgar: always comes back home full of dirt, gets his ass beaten for it
  • Bim Trimmer: makes fake TVs out of boxes and puts them on his head while presenting whatever bullshit program he wants to present
  • Silver Shepherd: talks about superheroes 24/7, nobody stands him
  • Septiplier: always playing together, because... well fuck they are physically fused
  • Markiplier: like always but shorter