kids on ted x

Hi,
I’m Ted Mosby and exactly 45 days from now you and I are gonna meet and we’re gonna fall in love and we’re gonna get married and we’re gonna have two kids and we’re gonna love them and each other so much.
All that is 45 days away but I am here now, I guess, because I want this extra 45 days with you, I want each one of them. Look if I can’t have them I take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face because
I love you
I’m always gonna love you
until the end of my days and beyond.
8
10

Swarley, Robin Sparkles, Lilypad, Teddy Westside and Big Fudge/The Kid/Marshmallow

"You can't complain about the HIMYM finale. They couldn't please everyone!"

You’re right. However,

People (or most of which) they pleased:
• Robin x Ted shippers
• Robin fans who thought the ending was a good outcome for her
• Ted fans who thought the ending was a good outcome for him
• Lily x Marshall shippers
• Lily fans who didn’t mind not knowing what she did (if anything) besides have & raise 3 kids
• Marshall fans

People they pissed off:
• Tracy x Ted shippers
• Tracy fans
• Ted fans who thought he could have had a better ending
• Robin x Barney shippers
• Robin fans who thought she could have had a better ending
• Barney fans who thought he could have had a better ending
• Robin x [not Ted] shippers
• Ted x [not Robin] shippers
• Lily fans who mind not knowing what she did (if anything) besides have & raise 3 kids
• People who enjoy character development and its integrity
• People who believed them we they told us Ted had actually moved on and that Robin and Ted weren’t right for eachother
• People who payed attention to season 9
• People who thought the story was just sweet and not a creepy way for a man to ask his children if it was okay if he tried to date the woman he loved before their mother

1notagoodaccount1  asked:

What jobs do you think the next gen kids have? X

  • Ted: Arithmancy professor (later Head of Hufflepuff House)
  • Victoire: Wizarding historian
  • Dominique: Sets up an eating disorders hospice
  • Louis: WWW/models for a year/helps Lorcan with the aquarium
  • James: Auror
  • Albus: Healer
  • Lily: University lecturer in mathematics/wizarding potioneer
  • Rose: Dept. Magical Law Enforcement
  • Hugo: Transfiguration & Flying professor (eventually Head of Gryffindor House)
  • Molly: Chaser for the Montrose Magpies
  • Lucy: Writer
  • Fred: He owns a wizarding bakery that’s partnered with WWW, so all of his cakes do something exciting (his favourite cake explodes when you bite into it)
  • Roxanne: WWW
  • Scorpius: Auror
  • Lorcan: Creates a wizarding aquarium with his parents
  • Lysander: Dept. for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures