kids eating vegetables

*Trump supporters when the FBI want to explore this truly scary Russia/Trump deal* “Fuck, how dare the FBI do this? Traitors!” *Trump supporters when Michelle Obama wanted kids to eat vegetables sometimes.* “THIS WILL NOT STAND. SHE IS RUINING OUR FREEDOM.”

School kids eating carrot sticks at lunch is worse than America becoming a blatant Russian puppet state, obviously. 

Conflicting Love

Originally posted by mintsugakookies

Genre: romance/Fluff/Angst/Semi smut (maybe ?)
Pairing: Jungkook& Unknown 
Length:  754 words
Summary: Your friend Jimin is a new intern at your workplace and your boyfriend Jungkook ,who happens to be a superior, isn’t pleased at the sight of you and Jimin together.



You stared at him and he stared back at you. You knew something was wrong with the way his piercing eyes were glued onto you. He had this way of staring you up and down as if it was something natural. Jungkook never had any shame to express how he felt and this time his blood was boiling with anger at the sight of you and the new intern Park Jimin. Watching you from afar was only adding fuel to the fire.

“Are you sure this is alright?” Jimin stuttered as he watched jungkook’s orbs darkening at the sight of jimin whispering onto your ears

“Are you scared of my boyfriend, jimin?” you chuckled in response “He doesn’t bite! I promise”

“No, he doesn’t bite but he probably has a plan to murder me” Jimin bit on his bottom lip

“Relax” you rub your friend’s arm in reassurance

“No, how can I relax when Jeon Jungkook is staring at me”

“What?” you raised a suspicious brow “Do you like him or something?”

“E-Excuse you!!!! I do NOT LIKE HIM! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!”

“Oh lord” you sighed before tapping his arm “You’re the third one”

“What?”

“The third friend who falls for him” you rolled your eyes

“Pardon?” jimin stepped back

“Get in line buddy, Jungkook is quite popular” you comment “I, myself can’t even believe he’s my man”

“I don’t like him!” jimin protests “I’m about to shit my pants because he keeps on staring at me with knives in his eyes!”

“Jungkook does kill people though” you nod

“K-K-Kill??!!!!!”

“He’s amazing at seduction that’s what I meant “you add before whispering in his ear “One smirk and he gets what he wants”

“Just exactly…” Jimin runs his tongue across his bottom lip in frustration” why are you so cool about this?! He could be a player! Why are you dating him?”

“I got used to it” you cross your arms on your chest “Jungkook is not a player if that’s what you want to know. He may get what he wants, but once he’s stuck onto something, he never leaves it.”

“Are you sure this is a healthy relationship?” Jimin rubs his temples in frustration

“Oh no jimin, you don’t understand” you shook your head “there’s nothing healthier than a relationship with jungkook”

“What?”

“This kid forces me to eat vegetables everyday” you growl “Can I just squish his face” you express discontentment

“Am I allowed to puke now?” Jimin cringed

“You do like Jungkook” you nod

“I do not!”

“Oh look! Jungkook is coming over here!” you comment

“F*ck” Jimin pulls your arm and hides behind you

“Why are you hiding? Does he makes you nervous?” you smirk

“Stop speculating shit like that! And why did you lie! I almost shat my pants you son of a @#$E@#$@$”

“I’m a female” you stare at him

“And I’m a mochi! So what?! You’re still being unfair to me!”

“Jimin…” you turn around to face him “It’s okay to fanboy over my boyfriend”

“I am NOT FANBOYING” jimin scowled

“Who’s not fanboying?” Jungkook’s voice made every nerve in jimin’s body freeze

“I-I-I… Good morning sir” jimin bows

“Is he the new intern we hired ?” Jungkook stared at you

“Yes” you smiled “He’s very cute isn’t he?” you poked jimin

“You better shut the front door before I—“jimin glared at you “I mean… yes sir…” Jimin bowed to jungkook

Jungkook stopped on his tracks to analyze each and every feature of the new worker. From his clothing style, to his hair to the way his eyes crinkled every time he made that dumb smile. One thing that caught jungkook’s attention was…

“Very small…” Jungkook smirked

“S-Small?” Jimin stuttered

“Jungkook” you furrowed your brows “Don’t be so rude”

“Not rude. I was just stating facts” he responded staring at jimin “ I believe you might want to make your presence as small as you are if you want to keep on being an intern here , Park Jimin-ssi”

“Jungkook” you pinch his arm “I-I’m sorry jimin-ah, he can be a bit cranky in the mornings”

“No… It’s all good” Jimin stuttered “I’ll just go do my work” he stammered before leaving both of you in a staring contest

Jungkook wasn’t being his usual self and the way his dark orbs locked onto yours, gave off a completely different feeling than the normal Guy you were used to. What was wrong with him?

To be continued…


DO NOT RE-POST/PLAGIARISE/TRANSLATE /DISTRIBUTE, I’M WATCHING YOU.

I wrote this on impulse lol and I wanted it to be more dramatic than that but I ended up writing fluff/crack.Request for a part 2 if you want more :) <3 This is just a drabble I wrote for fun, so I hope you had fun reading it as well <333

Domestic Jaebum

request: hoe write jb fluff luv u
note: this is my favorite topic ever
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— Confessing that he likes you
- Jaebum would have this huge ordeal planned out
- Like, confessing at the top of the ferris wheel at night
- Or on the beach during the sunset
- He’d actually just blurt it out while you’re eating or something
- “Y/N, how was your day?”
- “Oh, well, my boss was kind of a jacka-”
- “I really like you.”
- When he says it, though, his head will be slightly cocked to the side
- And he’ll have this goofy smile *gif*
- But if you'e uncomfortable with it, he’ll back off immediately
- JB’s really understanding about everything
- BUT
- If you do like him back…
— Boyfriend Jaebum
- First of all,,,,
- So many forehead kisses
- Do something cute? Forehead kiss.
- Sad? Forehead kiss.
- Watching a movie? Forehead kiss.
- Long day of rehearsal? Forehead kiss.
- He’s definitely into skinship
- Holding your hand
- Arm around your waist
- Constantly touching your thigh
- Always wants to show his appreciation towards you
- Taking you out for ice cream because you went to his concert
- Taking you to that movie you’ve been dying to see because you stayed with him at rehearsals last night
- A whole lot of quick pecks throughout the day
- Sometimes not so quick ones because he “can’t help himself”
- He likes to show you a different side of him
- Jaebum is so supportive of everything you do
- He’s so damn proud of you
- The boys are always texting you telling you that Jaebum is annoying
- Likes to copy you until your cheeks turn pink
- Takes you on cheesy dates
- Does aegyo to make you smile
- When y'all go to the carnival, he gets you the teddy bear you want with no problem
- So he gets you a second one
- After a long day of rehearsal, he comes home and flops onto the bed and groans for 7 years straight
- Asks you to shower with him
- Squishes your faces and kisses you because you’re “just too cute”
- His weakspot is when you ask him to teach you more about his culture
- Offers to cook for you constantly
- He’s hesitant to introduce you to his family because he doesn’t want you to think he’s rushing it
- When you ask if you can meet his family though, he almost breaks down
- Is absolutely overjoyed when he sees you getting along with his parents
- It’s then, when he sees you learning how to make gimbop from his mother, that he realizes he wants to marry you
- Jaebum will plan out this huge ordeal at one of his concerts
- During certain songs, he’ll shoot a smirk in your direction
- Or wink directly at you
- He sings all the mushy gushy parts straight at you
- Right before the concert ends, he asks you to step on stage
- At this point you know because
- Yugyeom, Bambam, and Mark are giggling like school girls
- Jinyoung is wiggling his eyebrows at the crowd
- And Youngjae is consoling a blubbering Jackson
- seriously someone get this kid a tissue
- or eight
- He gives you this long spiel about how much he adores you and how he can’t imagine life without you or that amazing pasta you make for special occasions
- You don’t remember a lot of it though because you’re snotting like crazy
- Of course you say yes
- He spins you around in a circle
- Before turning towards the audience with the goofiest smile on his face
- “THAT’S MY FIANCE I’M MARRYING HER THAT BEAUTIFUL WOMAN RIGHT THERE JUST SAID YES YOU GUYS ARE HEARING THIS RIGHT”
— Husband Jaebum
- Let’s take a moment to talk about the honeymoon
- You two don’t have a honeymoon for a while because he’s doing tours and there’s a new album and dances are exhausting but he has to learn them and it just doesn’t work
- But F I N A L L Y
- Y'all go on a honeymoon
- Jaebum would make sure that the first day you two had nothing planned
- Because there’s no way you’re going to be able to walk anywhere after he’s done with you
- He takes so many pictures of you
- He’ll hate the idea of couple tees
- Matching anklets though? Sign him up.
- He’ll cry when you two head home from your honeymoon but he’ll cherish those memories like no other
- Whenever you two fight or even slightly bicker, you both try really hard to make it up to each other
- Eating dinner together and going to bed are so so important to him
- Whenever he has to have rehearsal late, he’ll ask you to come eat with him
- This usually ends up with you two curling up against each other on the rehearsal room floor and falling asleep
- Sometimes though he’ll rehearse to late and he’ll come home to find his dinner in the microwave with a sweet post-it note
- When he finds you asleep in his hoodie, sprawled over the bed, he smile and brush the hair out of your face
- But he’ll feel bad
- So he makes you breakfast
- When you throw up his breakfast later on though, he’ll be really concerned that he didn’t cook something properly and he gave you food poisioning
- He’ll probably tear up because he’s really worried that he’s the reason your head is stuck in a toliet
- But he’ll sob when you tell him it’s most likely just morning sickness
- “What do you mean, morning sickness?”
- “Jaebum… I’m pregnant.”
- “You mean… There’s a baby in your stomach? OUR baby?”
— Dad Jaebum
- One of those guys that worries about everything for the entire duration of the pregnancy
- But when the baby is delivered safe and sound, he’s overjoyed
- Let me tell you though
- Jaebum is 289% an aggressive baseball dad
- Throws his ballcap on the ground
- Hands on his hips
- Angrily spitting out sunflower seeds
- But when you slip your hands into his, he relaxes and reminds himself that it’s just a game
- He’ll defend his kids against everything though
- Likes to pack their lunches for them
- Never cuts the crust off of his kids’ PB&J sandwiches
- Daily trips to the playground
- Cries the first time they say they don’t want to go
- Family night is a ritual
- If one of his children disrespects your cooking, he blows his cap
- “Your mother spent all day trying to cook this delicious food for you while you got to go play. How about you stay and cook and she’ll play with us instead? Doesn’t sound fun, huh? Go apologize to her mother and thank her for this lovely dinner.”
- Can’t stand it when his kids don’t eat their vegetables
- He makes them drink tea before bed
- Reads them a bed time story every night
- Jaebum overall would be an amazing boyfriend, husband, and father.
- He’ll doubt himself along the way but he knows he has your endless love and support, so he keeps going.
- pls take care of him & feed him well

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Boys, it’s time to suit up! 

Absolutely no one should be surprised that I took one look at the lineup of characters and picked the tallest, buffest guy. I have such a problem. But I feel Shiro on a spitual level because I’m the friend who’s like, “ok no, how about we don’t drive to Tijuana at 1am to get drunk because none of us have passports on us and half of you are 18 and you’re going to get stabbed, and you know what’s more fun than getting stabbed in Tijuana? Drinking this bottle of water, not hitting each other, and taking a nap instead.” And his main power is bitch slapping aliens with his glowing bright pink hand. I love him and his ridiculous shoulder to waist ratio. I can’t believe his winged eyeliner is canonical.

Now on to building some Paladin armor! 

Bonus:

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IT’S HERE! 🐷🥕 #KICKSTARTER LAUNCH!

PLEASE head there now to help me get that initial boost, which in turn will encourage others and others and then I reach my target! :)  

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/adelekthomas/animals-eat-their-veggies-too-by-adele-k-thomas

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Help fund the printing of my children’s book Animals Eat Their Veggies Too!
Head here now to watch the video, read up on all the details and most importantly fund the project.

Animals Eat Their Veggies Too! is a whimsical rhyming children’s picture book. It aims to make vegetables fun, and a normal part of a child’s everyday diet, through imaginative story and humorous animal illustrations.

The Kickstarter project: This aims to raise funds to publish the book and all backers will receive a book. The crowdfunding project will launch on the 18th of January.

Synopsis: One evening a little boy named Harry is playing and pretending to be a lion before dinner time. His mummy calls him to come eat a meal of vegetables which his daddy has cooked. But Harry only wants to eat meat like a lion. So his mum and dad think up a story about which animals like to eat their vegetables, hoping to encourage Harry to not only eat his veggies but enjoy them too.

Title: Sugar Sugar

Pairing: 6yr old Junhao

Genre: fluff horendous levels of fluff

Summary: Five year old Minghao and Junhui have a system, one which involves Minghao evading having to eat his vegetables and gain a best-friend


To say that Minghao dislikes vegetables would be a gross understatement; he absolutely abhors eating anything green. He doesn’t believe it when his mom says carrots will help his eyesight—he can see like twenty blocks away—or that eating them will make him grow big and strong like his dad. So he doesn’t understand why his mom always packs vegetables for his lunch when she makes him suffer with the stupid green things for dinner.


Minghao survived just fine last year in second grade eating snacks and sticky jelly sandwiches so he doesn’t understand why this year it has to be different.


“Is your mom a veterinarian,” Mingyu asks, mouth drawn in disgust as he peers into Minghao’s lunch box.


Jihoon sighs from across their brightly orange coloured lunch table “It’s vegetarian.

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K_ _ _ _ _ _y’s submission

This will seem all over the place but I swear there’s a connection lol.

I was just browsing on my blog and this gif set came up of G (I won’t write her full name because I don’t want this to pop up in the tags and cause drama for you) giving an interview during Paleyfest 2011(1). Her answer was a little odd for me because of the way she phrased it. She said that she loved going back to set and it was fun to the episode(2) because it was poking fun at Hollywood(3). She goes on to say ‘our lives are amazing we have millions of dollars’ and started laughing. Just seemed a little odd to throw in that your lives are amazing. Shouldn’t it be amazing? Not because your celebrities but because you literally just married the ‘love’ of your life the previous year? Later on J does an interview and explains that G was incredibly apprehensive to be back on the show and he really had to see it to her. The interviewer say this to G (what J said) and G get’s all flustered and looks honest to God mad! G immediately backtracks what J said and gives a line of garbage (basically saying the fans were protective of Ruby, she went it a different way, she doesn’t take criticism well at all etc.) and the night goes on. Also, fun fact, she said she took a year off because she got married (why take a year off?) and how she was auditing and was hopeful to book something soon. Later that year she gets pregnant the first time and J praises her for putting her career on the back burner for T. Seriously, J?(4)

Now let’s take a look at her Instagram, shall we? Everything seems to pretty damn amazing and damn near perfect. The kids eat their vegetables without a fuss, they have chickens that eat organic worms (she took a pic on her twitter of that), she uses all organic face products, she loves home birthing, she can mediate with her kids, they let T explore the world around him (nail polish, dolls or whatever. I swear I have no problem with this!(5) I actually applaud them on that end), the flowers and loving the outdoors. That’s not a lifestyle Instagram. That’s a celebrity bragging about her amazing life and showcasing how much better she is than everyone else.

Just seems a little funny how she enjoyed working on that episode because it made it seem like they lived wonderfully amazing lives but now she has an entire Instagram dedicated to showing off that amazing/perfect life.(6)

Gotta get your story straight, G.(7)


Yay I got my first submission! I love submissions! With y’alls’ help I can be lazy (writing long post is hard!) & spend more time reading wincest smuts haha jk-

Here’s my little side notes (according to the numbers I added above) :

  1. Watch interview HERE
  2. Meaning 6.15
  3. Poking fun at Hollywood? More like poking fun at her husband’s gayness with his co-star! ;) 2.18 is a better episode with HW jokes imo
  4. Their answers just don’t match anyway. Like always. That’s why I think G doesn’t do cons a lot, a high possibility to fuck things up. Also she has a trait in explaining everything with her social awkwardness
  5. I agree
  6. They indeed have millions of dollars aren’t they? What she selling on her IG isn’t something we “normal” people can do. With 3 children I sure can’t mix vege smoothies elegantly without destroying my kitchen. T&S are sweet kids but kids are energetic. And arranging flowers isn’t that easy like how she poses to cut some stems in her clean sweater lol
  7. More like get bearding stories straight. Oh no, please don’t. lol

Thanks K_ _ _ _ _ _y! You know my blog is anon protective so I half hided your name. Next time you tell me it’s ok to share or not! Looking forward to your next submission! What you’ve found is interesting ;)

anonymous asked:

Random HC : Chase, despite being a lovable goofball most of the time, is actually incredibly smart. He uses genius tactics in order to get his kids to eat their vegetables, go to bed on time, so on and so forth.

YES
His techniques with his kids are incredibly genius work - Mod Lily