kidney-grilles

I’m pretty sure I found Hannibal Lecter’s cookbook… It’s called Nourishing Traditions: The Cookbook That Challenges Politically Correct Nutrition and the Diet Dictocrats

It has recipes like this:

  • SWEETBREADS WITH PEARL ONIONS 
  • SWEETBREADS ON TOAST
  • SWEETBREADS WITH MUSHROOMS AND CREAM (riiiiiiiighht….)
  • GRILLED KIDNEYS WITH HAZELNUT BUTTER SAUCE
  • KIDNEYS IN WINE SAUCE
  • LIVER WITH BALSAMIC VINEGAR SAUCE (does it go well with fava beans, too?)
  • BREADED LIVER
  • HEART KEBOBS (dear lord)
  • SAUTEED BRAINS (it’s even got butter sauce and lemon juice– Krendler, much?)
  • BRAIN OMELET (AKA what to do with Krendler leftovers)

and instructions and tips like this

  • PREPARATION OF SWEETBREADS
  • PREPARATION OF KIDNEYS
  • PREPARATION OF LIVER
  • PREPARATION OF BRAINS

And here is the best/worst part

IT DOESN’T SAY WHAT ANIMAL TO GET THESE INGREDIENTS FROM

A couple of days after I bought my e28, I was on my way to work when a guy in a euro e28 honked at me and gave me a thumbs up. My fog lights and turn signals were cracked, my kidney grilles were wrecked, my idle was surging like mad, it ran like shit when cold and I couldn’t drive it until it was at operating temp, cruise control didn’t work, fuel pump was going, the battery would die all the time, most of my cluster didn’t work, OBC was broken, my amp was burning the voice coils out of subs left and right, and my tires were like 8 years old and bald and this guy still appreciated my piece of shit car. Grumpy and I have come a long way since then.