Driving children be like
7th grader: Why are the crosses on the side of the road shaped like that? That’s a letter in my name.
Me, driving through a traffic jam on a back roads highway: *tries to think of a good way to explain why Christian symbolism is so ingrained in our culture*
6th grader: Everybody should just accept Jesus Christ.
Me: OK, CHANGING THE SUBJECT NOW! WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
Co-staff in the passenger seat: *laughing silently*