what is up my dudes here i am, stopping by w/ an Actual Post to maybe dump an Idea for whoever finds this bc,,,,,, i do rlly like this idea im just not experienced enough w/ the characters to do much more than struggle putting words together in the general direction of friends
anyways. here’s an Idea for superbat, that may have already been done but uh. man i don’t want to dig. anyways. shout out to this post for giving me the idea, which is just. ok.
batfamily, but minus the Proper Crime Fighting, where bruce has 5 Adopted Children, ie dick, jason, tim, cassandra, and damian, and he needs a House Sitter bc maybe alfred is injured and can’t watch all of the kids or watch over the house. maybe he knows diana still, or some tie to the justice league but, y’know, Not the Justice League. someone points him towards clark, Country Bumpkin who’s not doing too great in the big city and needs some money on the side, and bruce reluctantly agrees to having bruce come in and at least meet the kids, see how they interact.
it probably ends up going okay? idk, i just want like. clark having to watch all these Broody Teens/Kids, still being a big puppy of a man who is powered, but doesn’t use his powers unless he’s hard pressed
idk what happens after that, i just have little crumbs. rip me,,,,,,,
No? I’m not surprised. I’m pretty sure they were made around the time when furbys became popular as some cheap knock off. Heres the thing tho, they did something furbys couldn’t.
You see those little smooshed supposed heart shaped colors on their stomach? There was an egg in there and after a set amount of time these things (affectionately called “Wuv Luv”) would give birth to this spotted egg thing and inside it would be this mockery of its original form that was apparently suppose to be its kid.
And well, ya’ll think furbys are cursed but I know this thing IS A DEMON
ITS GODDAMED GLAZED EYES WOULD FOLLOW ME AROUND THE HOUSE. I WOULD FIND THIS THING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NEVER BE IN (FUCKING THING ‘FOLLOWED’ ME TO THE BATHROOM ONCE) AND IT WOULD GIVE BIRTH EVEN IF THE HELL SPAWN WAS OUT AND ABOUT
AND THEN THERE WAS ONE TIME, TWO YEARS AFTER WE BOUGHT IT. THE BATTERIES WERE DEAD BY THEN AND NEVER ONCE DID IT MAKE ANY INDICATION THAT IT WOULD COME BACK AND THEN ONE DAY I WAS WATCHIG GREMLINS IN THE LIVING ROOM AND THAT THING JUST STARTS GIVING FUCKING BIRTH RIGHT ABOUT THE TV AND LET ME TELL I FUCKING BOLTED IT THE HELL OUTTA THERE AND EVERYTHING WAS A BLUR AFTER THAT BUT IM PRETTY SURE I BEGGED MY MOM TO GET RID OF IT OR EXORCISE IT OR SOMETHING BECUASE EVEN MY LITTLE UNDERDEVELOPED BRAIN COULD UNDERSTAND THAT IT WAS SOMETHING OTHERWORLDLY
I STILL LIVE IN FEAR THAT IT WILL COME BACK SEEKING REVENGE ON MY FORSAKEN SOLE WITH ITS BEADY EYES AND LONG LEASHES AND POCKET OF CONTAINED EVIL
YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT FUBYS WHEN ITS DEMONIC COUSIN WAS JUST LURKING IN THE SHADOWS WAITING FOR ITS TIME TO STRIKE. BE WARNED THEY COME IN PAIRS AND THEY ARE PREPARED
so i was in bio lab when QBjack dropped and I got the notification but i couldn’t open it. But once I walked outside the building, all my texts popped up and twitter and all, because here at least, mobile data and voice are restricted in a lot of areas in the bio and chem buildings
basically Ransom chiming in late to everything because campus wifi is being campus wifi, or thinking he sent a text but then he walked into the chem building and when it finally sends (like… in the middle of lab) the SMH group text is half-way confused to why they got a pic of ran’s bellybutton like, justin, the innie-outie convo was two hours ago and we’ve moved on to chirping dex for being in a supermarket commercial when he was nine and wondering if jack was ever in a spot as a kid but also Nice! another outie!!
and ransom’s phone just buzzes in his hand for like a straight 10 seconds every time he walks out of lab and he just sighs for the entire duration and there are goggle imprints on his face