Dave Crocker heir to the Crocker company, non-Batterwitch controlled design version. Specialties are baking treats, sleuthing ways to sneak out of the house past his stupidly protectively guardian of a brother, and planting tricks to surprise her friends. Actually HAS ordered all the eggs and bacon before, which is why he’s grounded this current time. Can rock a mustache with the best of them for smooth disguises and getting into character. Dodges assassination attempts while making home made buttercream like a fucking BOSS.

The thing around his waist is easily turned around to function as an apron!

Dave Harley: his specialty is carnivorous plants, sniping, and tech. srsly, amazon wishlist is full of shit he wants to reverse engineer ASAP. Insignia is a green centered record, possibly with an atom sign in white imprinted on the label.

This is 10x more amusing when you consider this particular jungle child would have a stuffed Bro he argues with in his house.


So it’s kind of a shitty apology present, and it might be a bit before it’s time, but I made some vectors of the kids’ symbols!
Rose, John and Jade were edited from the already existing vectors, and Dave’s was the only one I drew entirely from scratch- a pain in the butt, that was!
So yeah, there’s a sneak-peek at Jade Lalonde’s symbol, the only one that hasn’t been released in ‘canon’, but has now had whatever sliver of a surprise left in the reveal destroyed. Whoops!

Your name is JOHN STRIDER, and you’ve rolled onto your back in a reluctant defeat. The shameful tang of loss is nothing new to you- in fact, this outcome was HIGHLY ANTICIPATED by both you and your BROTHER. He’s a good fighter, and he always wins. There is no instance of battle where you could ever hope to defeat him.
You guess you could say that he is SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS.

You have a number of interests, none of which involve being knocked onto your face in grotesque defeat. You enjoy a good MOVIE from time to time, and your tastes are TOTALLY AS REFINED AS THEY GET. Rom-coms are great, and also appeal to your ‘FANTASTIC’ SENSE OF IRONY. An impossibly rad guy like you, enjoying the antics of a bumbling protagonist, who always gets the girl in the end? Who would guess! Not anyone that you know, that’s for sure.

You have a penchant for MUSIC, and often busy yourself with writing SHORT COMPOSITIONS. You think yourself quite PIANO SAVVY. You’d kill to be able to get a REAL PIANO, instead of the SHITTY, BATTERY POWERED KEYBOARD you’ve got now. But alas, you and your brother DON’T HAVE MUCH MONEY AND THEREFORE CAN’T AFFORD ONE. Your interests also venture into the realm of the stars, which is to say, YOU LIKE ASTRONOMY. You’re quietly fascinated by what dwells beyond your realm of comprehension. One day, you’d like to properly go STAR-GAZING, instead of sitting on your roof at night and grimacing at the city’s light pollution.

What will you do?

>John: Update your best friend on the state of your ass-whooping