diana tells bruce her entire sad backstory one day and bruce just. fucking builds a goddamn time machine, sends himself back so that he’s sitting in the airplane with steve, leaves a grenade in the plane so steve doesn’t have to shoot the bombs, and drags steve back to the 21st century and gives him to diana like “i know you said we were friends but i just wanted to be absolutely sure so here you go.” steve is screaming the entire time. its great. i cry. the end.
Dear mansplaining morons who think "Batman could totally win a fight with Wonder Woman"
Are y'all high?
- an average human dude - has no superpowers to speak of - trained fighting for like, 10, 20 years tops - uses fancy but breakable human-made gadgets
- literally a deity - “only a god can kill another god” - trained fighting for 500 to 2,000 years (depending on who you ask) under Antiope, the greatest general in the history of a legendary warrior race - can fly - can literally level a building with a single punch - can control lightning - able to take punches by someone capable of crumbling a gun with their bare hands - can toss a tank with her bare hands like it’s nbd - has magical weapons originally made for & owned by gods
Being a man doesn’t give you the ability to defeat a deity who’s trained forcenturies under the best of the best, has magic powers, and magic weapons, you twats.