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So, my speculation, Louis ETA: performs, and Briana and Ashley are in the audience with the child.

Ashley is there because she’s literally related to the kid, so that’s the only way they can have him in the audience.

Steve Aoki might perform (with or without Louis), and that’s why he cancelled three shows and is now in London.

How the 80s Felt
  • [Scene: we've just ridden the Aerosmith-themed 0-to-60-in-3-seconds Rock'n'Roller Coaster at Disney's Hollywood Studios...]
  • Luke: [age 12] "So... Aerosmith was popular in the 80s?"
  • Mom: "Oh yeah. They were huge."
  • Me: "Did you like the ride?"
  • Luke: "That was awesome. It's crazy how fast that was. I feel like I'm still moving. Is this how the 80s felt?"
  • Me: "Yep. That is exactly how the 80s felt. Every single day."

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soulfish32  asked:

your son garlan is beautiful and i love him pls tell me random facts about him bc i love every cousland ever

aaaah thank you and i’m more than happy to oblige:

-Garlan loves to dance and actually named his mabari, King, after a jig called ‘Mabari Crowned King’

-modern au Garlan also Loves dancing, he takes hiphop classes

-modern au Garlan also loves music and goes to concerts all the frickin’ time (“hey garlan, nice man bun, beard, plaid shirt, and craft beer in your hand at this concert for some band no one has heard of.” “fergus, Listen To Me, i am Not a hipster–” “yiiiiikes”)

-this (or the Ferelden equivalent) was his favorite song growing up, there was also an illustrated version Bryce used to read him, and six year old Garlan had a Huge Crush on the selkie lord’s human from, even though he didn’t realize it was a crush until years later

-even though he falls in love at the drop of a hat, Garlan was like, “I can Control my emotions, I will Not fall in love with Zevran” lmfao how quickly he falls in love with Zevran is ridiculous

-Garlan’s middle name is Eugene, he Hates It

-Garlan is named after an ORLESIAN, what the FUCK MOM AND DAD?? (Garlan the namesake was an Orlesian who spied for Ferelden and fed Eleanor information about Orlesian ships. He was also a dear, dear friend of Eleanor’s, and later, Bryce’s as well. He was captured and executed as a traitor by Orlesian forces shortly before the end of the rebellion. Garlan Couslands name is not pronounced the Orlesian way, though, it’s phonetic. We honor those who died for the throne, but we’re still #ferelden, for the Maker’s sake.)

-Gilmore, Garlan, and his friend Mab used to sneak out and go cliff diving. Serious, pensive, indecisive Garlan didn’t often get up to Mischief but when he did, it was crap like this

-Garlan had his first kiss when he was sixteen, with Ser Gilmore. they tried kissing a few more times before Gilmore was like, “kissing boys is Not For Me, I think,” cue Garlan dramatically bursting into Fergus room, in Tears (“what did i DO, i’ve ruined EVERYTHING, my life is OVER”) while Fergus tries to comfort his brother while trying not to laugh

-he’s Terrified of horses but loves dracolisks????

-Garlan is the youngest of three, but he has almost no memories of Sorcha, the middle child, who was taken to the Montsimmard Circle when he was three.

-before the Blight, Garlan wanted nothing more than to be a ship captain, like his mother before him.

-Garlan is Very Much Eleanor’s son–he looks like her, wants to follow her footsteps, they have similar temperaments–but the one thing she could not get him on board with was archery. he skipped archery lessons all the time.

-the kennel master actually caught him skipping archery lessons and was like ‘wanna learn how to pick locks and sneak around instead’ and hello, cousland rogue

-without the beard, he looks twelve, that’s why he has it. he refuses to shave from the time he’s like, sixteen until he’s in his late twenties. when he does, despite a massive scar on his face, and some early greying, he STILL looks like a Baby,. Fergus teases him, Zevran tries not to laugh before assuring him he looks fine, Bab takes one look at him and begins to cry hysterically. Garlan starts growing it back immediately.

-he’s a fucking tool who makes the ultimate sacrifice in his own canon but he’s got three combined canons where he lives, so, Nice

this is a PSA from memebot’s dadmom because i know some of you are in the US and this is your first time voting so you might not know this but

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE

THERE ARE NO APPS FOR VOTING

some states allow early or mail in voting BUT NO STATES LET YOU VOTE ONLINE.

if you see stuff about that IT IS PEOPLE TRYING TO OBSTRUCT VOTING

they are TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. they are hoping that if they spread misinformation about the election they can keep the left-leaning, internet-aware generation from the polls

THERE IS A LONG HISTORY OF DIRTY TRICKS LIKE THIS BEING USED TO ATTEMPT TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM VOTING. in previous elections we’ve seen lists of mostly Black people being targeted for calls saying to vote on the wrong day, stuff like that.

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!

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Easter Tea Party shoot with Cutenesity kid’s accessories! 

bows & bowties by Cutenestiy

Photography by me armandacolsonphotography

The Signs as Things My Preschoolers Have Said/Done
  • *i am Ms. Aly, just so you know. also, i work at a preschool and all of this is stuff i have witnessed*
  • Aries: "I have a penis." - 2 yr. old
  • Taurus: "Do you remember yesterday when I saw you at Target? Yeah, me too." - 5 yr. old
  • Gemini: *accidentally drops Minion toy* "NOOOOO! MY MINION!!" *starts screaming* - 3 yr. old
  • Cancer: "I have a question... Spider-Man shoots webs out of his wrists and then climbs buildings." - 3 yr. old
  • Leo: *walks out of the bathroom completely naked* "Hi, Ms. Aly." - 2 yr. old
  • Virgo: "Get back in the bathroom! I don't want to see your vagina!" - 6 yr. old to 4 yr. old
  • Libra: *rides bike over to me and places a single hand on my thigh, then looks up my skirt and quickly bikes away* - 5 yr. old
  • Scorpio: "I wonder what Ms. Aly looks like when she's naked..." - 5 yr. old
  • Sagittarius: "I went pee-pee in the potty! I did it! I DID IT!" - 3 yr. old
  • Capricorn: *pointing to 'The Mona Lisa'* "That's you, Ms. Aly." - 3 yr. old
  • Aquarius: "Ms. Aly, do you have a big vulva or a small vulva?" - 4 yr. old
  • Pisces: *looking at a pigeon outside* "That's a penguin." - 2 yr. old

AAA It’s time!! Thank you all so much for following and supporting my blog!

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-MUST be following me! (@kid-cores)

-Reblogs count for entries, and each reblog counts as one entry UP TO 5 REBLOGS

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-Please no giveaway blogs or sideblogs, I want everyone to have a fair chance

-Absolutely no ddlg/cgl/kink blogs may enter, even SFW ones (even if you reblog I won’t count your entry)

-There must be over 50 entries or I won’t pick a winner

-You must be ok with giving me your address so I can ship your prize to you

-Contest ends August 15th, 2016! That is the day I’ll pick winners

Now, onto what you get if you win! You will recieve:

-Four cans of slime (in red, green, blue, and yellow)

-Three bags of candy (your choice what kind)

-50 orbeez in assorted colors

-One normal sized rainbow slinky

-One tube of animals (type of animals depends on what’s available)

Good luck everyone!!

“Let ‘er rip!” — actual adults who run cities

7 Awesome Buildings That Look Like They’re Designed by Kids

#7. The Fire-Breathing Dragon Bridge of Da Nang

Let’s say you’re a city looking to celebrate the 38th anniversary of the end of a brutal war. What would be the most sensible and dignified way of doing so? If you said, “Build a giant fucking bridge shaped like a dragon,” then congratulations! You share a mindset with the people of Da Nang, Vietnam. … The bridge supports six lanes of traffic, was designed by the Louis Berger Group, and oh, right – it sprays jets of fire.

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