kid leo

not to be dramatic but this titanic-era leo dicaprio kid appealing to the female audience not just with the aforementioned description but also with his sweet innocence and castiel-like qualities is so wild for a show in its THIRTEENTH season. two episodes in, and i’m already thinking how they’re going to incorporate jack as a main character for the next thirteen seasons. how they’ll try to kill him off but inevitably they can’t bc the fandom has fallen too hard in love with him. how they’ll have to reduce his power bc he’ll make everything too easy for the winchesters. jack, and the actor who plays him, is a game changer the likes of which we haven’t seen since season four. 

  • <p> <b>My future child:</b> why is my cousin's name rose?<p/><b>Me:</b> because your aunt loves roses<p/><b>My future child:</b> then where'd you get my name from?<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm busy now, The Range Of Diversity In Rick Riordan's Books<p/></p>

descriptions of the signs that will make them roll their eyes

Aries: always angry

Taurus: loves food

Gemini: two-faced bitch

Cancer: crybaby

Leo: self-absorbed asshole

Virgo: control freak

Libra: slutty

Scorpio: wants sex 24/7

Sagittarius: adventurous

Capricorn: boring and emotionless

Aquarius: an alien

Pisces: fish

the signs as things boys at my school have said/done part 2
  • aries: i only write in capital letters now. this is the new me
  • taurus: *yelling marco up a flight of stairs*
  • gemini: if you're not sinning you're not winning
  • cancer: party hard, work hard
  • leo: *sticking hand out of the classroom window* this is football weather
  • virgo: *uses his notebook as a pillow to nap in class*
  • libra: i keep putting the back of this pen in my mouth but then i remember i found it on the floor
  • scorpio: *to his friend* trip me again and i'll break your knee
  • sagittarius: *yelling polo down a flight of stairs*
  • capricorn: why did god make humans flammable
  • aquarius: i can make some sick dolphin noises wanna hear
  • pisces: *holding his butt the entire class because he sat on the radiator for too long*
The signs as the Codename: Kids Next Door squad

Numbuh 1 - Nigel Uno: Gemini, Leo, Aries

Numbuh 2  - Howard P. Gilligan Jr.: Virgo, Capricorn

Numbuh 3 - Kuki Sanban: Aquarius, Libra, Sagittarius

Numbuh 4 - Wallabee Beetles: Pisces, Taurus

Numbuh 5 - Abigail Lincoln: Scorpio, Cancer