kid is almost 20!!


➳♡゛law of total madness :: mcountdown

jackbum + sexual tension

 soooo this pretty little anon requested it -also gonna include what this other person asked for ;)- i’ve been wanting to do it for SO FUCKING LONG so why dont we get our hands dirty (literally) already??? BRACE YOURSELVES


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anonymous asked:

yo wtf did jdg even do

he posted a video of him smoking weed lmao and some people went nuts. then he posted an apology video and he kinda looked like he was crying bless his little heart. his mama prolly whooped his ass 😂😂 the only thoughts I have on it is that yeah maybe he shouldn’t have videoed it and posted bc ya know that was obviously gonna cause some issues and he should’ve known better. but he’s just a kid and he’s gonna make mistakes and he’s gonna learn from them. it’s really not that big of a deal and I feel like people should stop spreading negative stuff about him and the situation because it could really mess with his image and pr and his career is just getting started. he’s a really talented kid and he’s really going places and I would hate to see all of that get ruined by something dumb he put online.

So one of my Sims just knocks up every woman he gets his hands on and he has almost 20 kids. At this point I have a baby Sim whose half sister is also his great grandmother.

this is perhaps a vague post but also  a warning to my younger followers
the only reason an adult wants to be in a relationship with a minor, seeks out a relationship with a minor,  is to use and manipulate and abuse them
like, I’m sorry if they make you feel grown up and mature and you think you love them maybe but, coming from an adult, their intentions are not good and you need to run far away from them

“All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream.”
- Edgar Allan Poe

Somewhere in the sea, deep in the Pacific waters, down into the Marianas Trench, where the light would not reach by a long while - Fergus stood in the seafloor of a place only known as Challenger Deep by the mortals and something unspeakable in Old Language. The place was silence, pitch black and terrifying. Though Fergus was not affected by any of it, he could feel the crushing pressure around his body like he was swimming in pure, unadulterated tar. 

He stood there in front of what could only be described as a magnificent palace carved out of the dark stone that emerged from the seafloor, almost seamless from the dark sand, a castle made of lightless dark glass. Sharp edges pointing upwards, the only source of light was the eerie green-almost-white glow in luminescent streaks, cascading downwards and upwards over the glass, pulsating as if the castle itself was alive and staring down on him. Bigger than any man-made construction Fergus had ever seen, standing in front of that castle felt oppressive. He had never been afraid of the dark but standing there made him afraid of never seeing the light again. 

Standing there, breathless, he could hear his own heartbeat -
and it was maddening. 

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I Am Human - Part III

Pairing: Jared x reader
Summary: He’s one of the two main actors. He’s 28, sexy, charming and funny.
She’s the new girl on set. The new assistent from a foreign country. And she is only 20 years old. She is also the one who stole his heart in milliseconds, just by being herself.  Jared Padalecki and (Y/N) (Y/L/N) are what you like to call starcrossed lovers, two fitting pieces of a puzzle. But we all know love is not easy. So what happens if their age difference becomes a problem? Can (Y/N) keep working for Jared when feelings get involved? And what secret is she hiding from him?
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Very well. My father hated me. He always called me a moron.

Dr. Penelope Young:
I see.

I was determined to prove him wrong. So I entered a contest at school. A $20 prize to the kid who can solve an almost impossible logic problem. And I won, of course.

Dr. Penelope Young:
And did that please your father?

Hardly. He was convinced that I had cheated. He kept yelling, “You must have cheated! Admit it, you moron, you cheated!” I swore to him that I didn’t, and he hit me for lying.

Dr. Penelope Young:
Well, I’m sorry to hear that.

Don’t be. He was right.


my baby is turning 19 today and even though all the bullshits that’s going on the last months, I couldn’t be prouder of where he is now. happy birthday little trouble maker!!!

1998🙊 almost 20 years ago, I was a kid and I used to watch the cartoon titled “Pokémon”. There was a teenager called Ash Ketchum, and he was traveling in the world of Pokèmon, 🌍visiting interesting places , learning new skills🎯 and meeting new people with different kind of Pokèmon.
It’s one of the greatest lessons of personal growt📚 that i’ve learned from animated cartoons.
You’ve probably heard of people who’ve stayed their entire lives in their 🏡birthplace. These types of people sometimes cannot believe the stories they hear from others that have travelled or lived in various places.
To truly see other people and parts of the world, other than where you come from is a ☝must. Not only does it allow one to 🙏appreciate what you do have, but it challenges you to want to do more💪 with your life and not settle.
So, travel🚢, meet new people👽, and stretch your understanding💡 of what life looks like and what is attainable.
“The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” ― Augustine of Hippo

11 qs tag pt. 3

tysm for a tag @darkcharismachangbin✨💘 ive also seen some from others, but cant remember who was it now and i lost it, but gonna find it. or at least ill try?? sorry i suck at the tags;;

1. Name, age, stray kids bias and ult bias

sushi my id says so; 20 almost 21 jesus whAT; dont have one felix and chan are my main homies what; unfortunately theres no such thing as ‘ub’ in my dictionary ;//

2. How did you find out about Stray Kids?

ill be frvf and always grateful, bc it all started thanks to my gorgeous pt @ishallbeyourqueenluvyah

3. Top 3 things about stray kids and your bias

energy; talent; theyre just being themselves and thats cool

a hardworkin bby; the voice; never fails to make me smile figure who im talkin abt yourself

4. Favourite stray kids song, kpop song, non kpop song?

‘yayAYA’ verse 2 ohlord; ‘the 7th sense’ by nct u; ‘what are you on’ by roy woods atm, but it keeps changin

5. Favourite food?

toASTS; instant noodles; whatever w/ grilled cheese basically; vegetables; esp toMATOES 

6. Favourite/most recently watched movie?

cant remember the recent one, but i rly like xavier dolans movies

7. Where would you like to travel to?

ruSSIA; norway; korea

8. If you could have one super power what would it be?

*sings chers ‘if i could turn back time’ passionately*

9. If you could have a dinner with one person, no matter their circumstances (dead/on the other side of the planet/fictional) who would it be and what would you talk about?

v aka taehyung aka loml; wed talk abt rabbits on the moon or aliens in general

10. Cereal or milk first?

bowl cereal ofc, im not a monster

11. Pineapple on pizza?

nO. nEvEr. I dOnT rEcOmMeNd. No.

my questions:

1: Do you prefer tea to coffee??

2: When was the last time you laughed so hard that it hurt??

3: List 3 things can be found in your room on a daily basis??

4: What’s your favourite season??

5:  If you were reborn, would you change your gender??

6: Who is your favourite fictional character??

7: What was your dream job when you were a kid??

8: What’s your favourite scent??

9: Name 3 personality traits you seek in other people??

10: Do you lick or bite ice cream??

11:  Do you believe in horoscopes?

i tag @squishyfelix @spearbsus @spearbin @lflx @leader-chan @moista-xxx @hey-hey-chan @stray-keeds-in-yo @doubletkn0t @bundles-of-love-for-minho @scottishfoldspaw 

anonymous asked:

Mom/child prank wars when Sera's child is old enough?


Neither Sera nor the kid has bought a pie to eat it in 20 years. They almost always end up in someone’s face.

And pranks against nobs get more effective when you have a lil helper (prob not until her kid’s teenage years though)

#6 Old Friends (Harry Styles)

Okay, this is kind of stupid. But, I had this idea and wanted to try it out.

Tell me if you want a Part 2. 

Also, come off anonymous! Really, next request taken by a person who does that :) Haha. 

Word Count - 1,374

Harry Styles - Summary - They meet again after so long. Will things remain the same? 

“Mom, do we really have to go meet them? Why can’t we just go sightseeing?” I asked my mother for the tenth time.

“Because my friend called me and asked for a confirmation so many times. She wants to meet you. And I thought you like them!” Mother scolded.

“When I was 10, yes…” I shook my head. It was so long ago. I’m almost 20 now. “Also, one of the kids is a post graduate and the second one, a singer of the biggest boy band in the world while your daughter is just studying in the Uni.”

“I’m not taking you there to show off. We are going to meet our old friends. And, not everyone gets into Oxford. Be a little proud,” She laughed.

I huffed and pulled my dress down. It was teal, it came up to my mid thigh and I wore black stockings under. Gosh, this is going to be so different. Will they recognize me? Will the rapo between us be the same? I had lost all my baby fat thankfully. I was so chubby back then. Harry used to pull my cheeks continuously. A lot has changed. I liked how I looked. I wasn’t skinny, no, I was alright. I had prominent curves, a flat stomach after a lot of hard work. But, Harry’s going to be so different. He has to be, it’ll be like meeting strangers. Ugh.

I shook my head, setting my curly hair so, that they took its shape, applied make up, collected a jacket and walked out helping mum with the gifts we had to take to their house. In the entire 30 minute ride from the hotel to their house, I had all the worst scenarios come to my head. We used to live here, till I was 10 and then, we shifted because of my father’s work. I was as much a stranger to this place as much as it was to me now.

Mum got so excited. She almost pulled me out of the car and rang the door bell. “Leah!” Anne greeted mum with the same enthusiasm, it made me smile. “And, this must be Iona! My, you’ve turned into a beautiful young woman, haven’t you!” Anne cheered hugging and kissing my cheek. I walked inside the house, taking off my jacket as it was warm and helped mum with the food and gifts, walking into the kitchen.

“We are early, aren’t we?” I asked.

“Oh, well, I did ask your mother to come early. Hahaha” They both laughed. “Harry has just gone to pick up his friends, someone from L.A. – I keep forgetting the names,” She spoke to my mum. “And, Gemma’s just gone to get Olive oil; I thought I’ll sprinkle some on the Pasta and Focaccia.”

I followed them outside, keeping close to mum. Friends from L.A., olive oil…

“Iona!” I recovered from my thoughts and looked at Anne. “Some Wine?”

“Yes, please, thank you.”

I walked out to the balcony, heating up from all the nervousness. Cold air will do some good. I saw a car stop at the door and Harry and his friends got out. A girl and a guy who I didn’t know – the girl was a model, seems familiar but, I’m never good with all this. I walked inside and checked out Anne’s mini library. Books are at least familiar.

“Oh Harry!” I heard Anne scream. What were these guys on, today? My mother’s been jumpy too, since morning. I read through the titles, sipping wine occasional. I heard Harry greet my mother, probably hug cause my mother loves hugging. I should probably go out. No, no keep sipping your wine. “Oh, I think, she’s inside the library, her and books! Iona!” My mother screamed - Literally.

I took a deep breath and walked out, my eyes blurring at the group standing in the main room. I blinked a couple of my times and walked up to them and gave the ‘Iona smile’. I was known for my smile. Nailed it. Okay, should I put my hand forward?

“Iona!” Harry smiled. His smile was a classic too. “Gosh, you look so different!” He came and hugged me, and I gripped my glass tighter, not letting it fall.

“I’m growing old,” I hugged him back and he laughed. “Oh, everyone meet Nicole and Brandon!” Harry introduced, his hand on my waist feeling incredibly hot. Did I mention I had a huge crush on him. This is before he turned into a megastar. Apparently 10 year olds crushes are very strong. It kinda remained through the years.

“Iona!” I heard, a scream from the door. Gemma was in the house. She ran to me and engulfed me in a hug causing Harry’s hand to slip. I almost spilled my wine. “What happened to my Iona!” She poked my sides. I laughed and hugged her again. She was still so similar. “What have you done to her?” She asked my mother and she just laughed.

“She runs a lot! Like crazy! Will break her legs one day!” Mother laughed.

“That’s it. I miss your cheeks. Going to fatten you up!” Gemma raised her hands and we all laughed.

We all settled after a while. Mothers walked into the kitchen while Gemma had a few more friends over and, Harry had a few friends from around home too. They looked familiar. I went to school with them. Gemma, thankfully kept me close.

“Can I get you something to drink?” I heard Harry’s voice call out when I gulped the last of my wine.

“Some more wine?” He nodded and I walked with him to the bar. He took the lass from my hands and kept it on the stand. His fingers touched my cheek and then pulled them. “Oww.”

“Gemma’s right, I miss them too.” He giggled and shrugged his shoulders. I went ahead and poked his dimples, like I used too, hard. “Oww, careful! They’re delicate,” He teased, like he used too. “So, what have you been up to?”

“University…” I took my glass from his hand and he made his own drink.

“That must be fun…” I nodded, “Well, you know what I’ve been up to…”

“It is in the newspapers…” I nodded. He just laughed, shaking his head. We talked for a little while standing in the same position. It was so comfortable talking to him again. “I’m a big fan, don’t worry,” I mentioned.

“Really?” He raised an eyebrow. And I smiled, shaking my shoulders. “Well, would you like me sign, anywhere?” He said, all serious picking up a pen.

I nodded and pulled down a little bit of my dress from the side, just revealing some skin from the top of my breasts, “Here…” I pulled my hair to a side.

I could see his eyes bright up, “Funny!” He poked his tongue out and I laughed.

“I should go and help Gemma with the food…” I said, as I saw her arranging the table.

“I knew you liked her more than me!” Harry frowned.

“Hmm…” I shook my head and, picked up my glass.

He stopped me and wrapped his palm around my elbow. “I’m the better sibling though!” He whispered in my ear.

“Your hands are so big!” I laughed, taking it in my hands. Harry frowned and looked at me with a certain smile. “They are very big…” He then, smirked.

“The can do a lot of things, really well…” He said, teasingly. I dropped his hands, “I meant, you know, to pick up stuff…” He smirked and bit his lip.

“Sure you did,” I squinted my eyes and turned around. He pulled me around again, “I will spill my wine!”

“Can you teach me how to make a pillow fort?”


“Pillow fort! Like you used to make…I’ve met so many people but, no one makes it like you.”

“After 2?” I said, remembering that after 2 was always the time we chose to make forts. Everyone was sleeping, no disturbance.

“After 2” He nodded, smiling.

I turned around again but, looked back, “Anything else?”

“Just that I should be your favourite…” He said and, I rolled my eyes and went to help Gemma.

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