Please fire me. I work in a bakery that specializes in custom cake decorating. I had a customer trying to order a cake and was thoroughly angered that I had not tried every cake flavor and every icing flavor in order to be able to advise her on which combination would be good for her 5 year old’s birthday cake. I’m sorry. We have over 40 cake flavors and 30 icing flavors, some of which I am allergic to. My boss wasn’t present, but she wanted the store business card so that she could call my boss the next day and complain about my incompetency.
• when Nico and Will fight the shadows drag towards Nico frighteningly while any source of light in the room begins to flare up, leaning towards Will, hurting everyone’s eyes
• Nico loves Chipotle almost as much as McDonald’s and always begs Will to get it
• they’re always touching. whether their hands gripping each other’s lightly or leaning into each other they’re always touching.
• Will loves kissing the tip of Nicos nose because his mom always kissed his
• Nico is the little spoon, Will is the big spoon
• they love going to the movies, especially comedies
• they also love the beach, Nico getting a perfect caramel tan and Wills freckles mutiplying
• Nico can sing like nobody’s business and Will always swoons
• Nico has an Italian accent and Will has a light southern accent
• they love amusement parks, Wills favorite rides are the ones that go high up in the air while Nico loves anything that goes fast
• Nico is usually the one who cooks dinner
• Will loves being taller than Nico, he calls him “his little nugget”
• Nico pretends to hate it but secretly it makes him smile
• Nico is such a know-it-all but Will loves listening to him spouting facts about anything and everything
• they move into together in a nice part of Manhattan and have a home in San Francisco (sometimes it’s cool to be a son of Hades)
• for the first couple years when they first adopt kids Will panics over every single little cough or wheeze while Nico laughs his head off when they trip over their own two feet
• they love to bake together and when they
have kids every single birthday cake is homemade
• their kids pretend to be super grossed out by their parents love but really they think it’s sweet
• when their kids first get boyfriends and girlfriends Will coos over it while Nico gets all sad over his kids growing up
• once every two weeks when the children are still young they drop the kids off off at Wills mothers house and go on a date or just hang out at home, but it’s just the two of them, so they can have a moment alone together
• but nothing is better than the whole di Angelo-Solace family cuddling up and watching Disney movies together
Hoarding drafts because I’m a bad boy. Will queue them for next week. Trash Mouth just wanted to get the long shit done. Hit me up on discord / skype / im / ask to talk. Or just send Lucas random shit.