kicks on the court day

anonymous asked:

could you please do more hs au?

i mean,,, i could. i need the break, i suppose. 

here’s a list of things that happens while neil is back to the UK for christmas break

  • nicky finally gets his cousins in on a data plan. he says it’s because neil is out of continent and katelyn is out of state, so he wants andrew and aaron to have constant contact with their significant others. (”i know how long distance feels, guys. trust me, it’s horrible no matter how long or far.”)
    • they’re not very well-off on money, but nicky insists that it’s really not that big of a favor and definitely is not his christmas gift, shut up, aaron, you’re getting your thing
  • aaron spends the 23rd with katelyn, though andrew, renee, and nicky are five-wheeling. they spend their entire day at the rink a few hours away from home
    • renee witnesses the most glorious wipe-out in the entire history of wipe-outs
    • andrew threatens homicide but renee is too busy laughing
  • kevin comes over five times in the first week of christmas break and andrew has some Words, backed by a few choice ones from aaron
    • andrew: kevin, just leave
      kevin: i’m supposed to check on you, just tell me one thing i can tell him and i will leave
      aaron, from behind andrew, holding a bowl of soup: you can tell hatford that if he doesn’t stop sending you the fuck over, he can consider your last phone call his goodbye call to you
      andrew: he said it, not me
      kevin: christ on a pike

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anonymous asked:

i really love the hs au.. could you write more please?

okay ive been having some mad hs au aaron feelings for like two hours. i was thinking about him on my drive home. i was thinking about him at a rest stop while i ate cheez-its and ignored the wrongness of a classic american liminal space. i was thinking about him when spotify gave me the third spanish ad in a row.

have some aaron, amigo/a

  • aaron “i read the rules before i broke them” minyard does not have time for bullshit, generally speaking
  • he didn’t have time for bullshit when someone roofied andrew’s drink last year and he definitely did not have time for bullshit when the guy he beat up landed in the hospital
    • the school expelled andrew instead
    • aaron had homework to catch up on. aaron was not going to have that on his record. he’s going to be a doctor.
  • we all know he’s on the debate team with andrew and renee, but no ones really sure how good he is, considering his brother is one of the best on the squad team, and is on his way to being a captain
  • the thing is, though, andrew can run verbal circles around an idiot before they catch on that they’re being insulted
  • aaron can run verbal circles, triangles, pentagons, and the occasional scribble around an idiot so viciously, they know they’re being insulted from the get-go but can’t do shit about it
    • neil witnessed this once and only once. he was shooketh
      • (this is now a word in my vocabulary, apparently)
  • the thing is, though, aaron is way more likely to help you in class related things
  • need someone to help you work through that one bio question you were having trouble with? ask the nerd minyard. he’ll sneer at you but he knows the material
    • (the trick is to not look him in the eye for too long)
  • need a good technique for roasting that one guy who won’t leave you alone? not only will he offer to punch them, but he’ll list a few of his favorite roasts in alphabetical order for you to use at liberty
  • the few things he will always have time for, though, is listed very neatly on a mental checklist
  • this goes something like:
    • andrew
    • nicky & katelyn
  • his gf and his cousin are only on the same line because he’ll only admit to really loving nicky maybe once a month, but nicky is family or whatever
    • (nicky: you let me kiss your forehead before you go to school every morning!
    • andrew: that’s truly pathetic. is that why you linger in the kitchen before we need to leave?
    • aaron: at least i’m not fucking a jock in between tutoring sessions
    • andrew: such a low blow for someone who still needs forehead kisses every morning)
  • if we’re being real here, aaron would probably die for katelyn miller before he tries to die for nicky. it’s nothing personal, but andrew has already claimed the ‘death by saving nicky’ card
  • the king and queen of the science wings, whether it be chem or biology or environmental science, aaron and katelyn are legends with the teachers. they excel at it all, and they might help the mere mortals under their feet if asked politely enough
    • parental discretion is advised, though. if you don’t ask politely enough, katelyn miller will not hesitate to crush you under her heel in ten words or less
    • aaron is so proud. some of his best roasts come from shit inspired by her
  • for twin day during spirit week, andrew and aaron dress the same but switch shirts during the day. no one notices, unfortunately
    • katelyn and neil also dress alike, though unintentionally
    • neil wears neon leggings. katelyn wears a similar pair in a different color and since they both wear a black shirt that day, they get included in the “twin day” pictures
      • kevin is not amused
    • andrew secretly finds this hilarious
    • aaron does not

anonymous asked:

aaron minyard probably likes pineapple on pizza and Katelyn hates it

if thats so, i have to argue that andrew also likes pineapple pizza bc sike bih both minyards love fruit

and guess what: katelyn and nicky need to suck it up bc kevin says its the only healthy thing the twins will willingly eat in front of him and neil doesnt give a shit