kicking ball

an incomplete list of everything that went wrong tonight

made by me from my perspective fuck off

  1. rocky is cancelled
  2. flops fc flopped in a really depressing way
  3. i only got 2 fl goals out of that whole mess
  4. kelley was really sad after the game
  5. THEY PUT AN EQUALITEE ON THEIR DOG AND THEN LOST
  6. the bbs played terribly 
  7. seriously, they basically kicked the ball at a dash player immediately after it landed at their feet
  8. my wife midge didn’t score
  9. she got taken out
  10. salem got a card
  11. the bbs tied the dash
  12. EXCEPT THEY DIDN’T THEY FUCKING WON BUT THE GOAL GOT CALLED A HANDBALL SO I CAN’T EVEN BE PROPERLY MAD AT THEM FOR PLAYING LIKE SHIT CAUSE THEY ! WON
  13. the thorns won, which is okay bc horan is on my fl BUT she didn’t score BUT she got an assist BUT she had to get her dumb ass a card too so it’s basically a wash
  14. fucking seattle
  15. the first handball? okay. after that? BULLSHIT
  16. that fucking commentator
  17. pinoe
  18. pinoe 
  19. pinoe (specifically when she fucking threw the ball at her??)
  20. that fucking commentator being so far up pinoe’s ass
  21. no goals/assists for press/huerta so rip my fl
  22. the red stars lost
  23. seattle won
  24. normally this wouldn’t count, but I thought tobin might make an appearance ? somewhere ? (honestly pdx or sea) but i guess we don’t even get that tonight
about last night (m)

Originally posted by hohbi

pairing: jimin x reader

genre: enemies to lovers | explicit smut, fluff and angst

length: 15k

summary: you had promised yourself; if you were to ever hook up with that asshole park jimin, it would be just a one night stand.

a/n: dis was a monster to write im so tired. i stayed up until 12pm to finish this and now its finally done :) also how does every new fic i write get dirtier and dirtier?? idk. 

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